TER General Board

Re: Spelling Errors
Trumpanzee 2157 reads
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1 / 24

If I'm banging chicks whom are born exclusively after 1999 but of legal age, would I be classified as a millenial?

GaGambler 95 reads
posted
2 / 24

Regardless of your date of birth, or who you fuck (if anyone) you are most definitely a "moronial"

JakeFromStateFarm 102 reads
posted
3 / 24

would I be classified as a Hispanic?
Either way, you would also be classified as a simpleton.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 109 reads
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4 / 24
Robertini 4 Reviews 108 reads
posted
5 / 24

wouldn't you be considered a lesbian?

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 97 reads
posted
6 / 24

Plus he would actually have to get laid to qualify even if that question had any merit.

Steph XO

Blarharse 3 Reviews 103 reads
posted
7 / 24

There are two "n's" in "Millennial" and the "M" is capitalized since the word is a proper noun.  

I would say that being clueless about your own generational tag is proof that are, in fact, a Millennial.  

GaGambler 104 reads
posted
8 / 24

Being mistaken as a Millennial is something that is NEVER going to happen to you. lol

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 113 reads
posted
9 / 24

would have much more success trying to bang "boomer" chicks than Millennials.  I think since you seem to be a man of little experience with women based on the posts you put up, you would have a much better chance by going for women that have 40-50 years of sexual experience.   SOME stay in good shape and have skills that would rock you to your foundation.  You just have to find them.  

 
I think we both know that most 19 year olds are going to take one look at you and say, "You don't have enough money to fuck me", even if you're a millionaire.

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JakeFromStateFarm 100 reads
posted
10 / 24

Its spelling errors are only a minor problem compared to its total inability to express a coherent thought.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 102 reads
posted
11 / 24

His name was Conan the Grammarian, but the job got to be too much for the poor guy.

He now spends his days at a local institution, staring out the window saying things like:  Object/whom, subject/ who.

Sad, really, he was so sharp in his prime.

JakeFromStateFarm 128 reads
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12 / 24
Trumpanzee 90 reads
posted
13 / 24

Autocorrect fucks up the spelling...

For example Millenials... there you go I used a capital "M" and two "nns" and look what it typed.

... and who cares when you're balls deep in some 18 year old pussy.

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 119 reads
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14 / 24
GaGambler 95 reads
posted
15 / 24

but I don't think we are fooling anybody. lol

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 107 reads
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16 / 24

Gen Xers start with the early to mid 60's thru the 80s. Most start it at '64(ish).  BTW one of the personality traits of Gen Xers when they are in mid-age adult stage, they still don't won't to grow up, lolol. Sound familiar? ;-)

Blarharse 3 Reviews 106 reads
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17 / 24
mrfisher 115 Reviews 127 reads
posted
18 / 24

It would be nice to get a memo every now and then or do they just wake me up for the really important announcements?

 
In any case, being a baby-boomer who raised two sterling millennials, I sort of agree with you in general.

By the way, by what principle is millennial a proper noun?

My spell check is perfectly fine spelling it with a lower case M.

GaGambler 161 reads
posted
19 / 24

"Conan, the Pedantic Putz". Or if you prefer, simply Conan the Putz for short.

 
As for "spilling his seed upon the ground" I have no knowledge of this, but it certainly would not surprise me to learn it.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 108 reads
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20 / 24

I know a few folks that ought to have a statue of him on their dashboard.

-- modifiedOn 11/22/2018 12:46:44 PM

GaGambler 113 reads
posted
21 / 24

Considering of course that Conan was the jerk-off of Patron Saints. lmao

 
I just hope no-one mistakenly (or purposely) throws him in the oven today instead of their turkey.

JakeFromStateFarm 110 reads
posted
22 / 24

Did you enjoy your traditional family dinner of Dog Fu Young and Cat Lo Mein?

lester_prairie 12 Reviews 112 reads
posted
23 / 24

I think that's just an image capture of a tweet and text.

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