Like all guys, I feel cheated when a lady doesn't look exactly like the artfully posed and retouched pictures on her website and in her ads, and when she varies at all from her stated age or weight. I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure it's a felony for a woman to not match her pictures and described weight and age to the pound and day. So here's my new solution. When she arrives, I check her government-issued ID for her birthdate (I don't want to invade her privacy, so she's free to cover up her name and other details). I take $25 off the donation for every year she's over her advertised age. Then I have her get on the scale. It's $50 off the donation for every five pounds over the advertised weight. After all, the meat I buy in the grocery store is weighed and comes with a sell-by date. Why should this be any different, amirite?
You thoughts if any?
PS -- Does anyone know how to measure cup size accurately? I was thinking of having the ladies stick their tits in hollowed out honeydew, cantaloupe, grapefruit, or orange halves, but I'm not sure how exactly those translate to cup size. Plus, they'd probably get moldy pretty fast and I don't want to end up spending a fortune on fruit.
Will you add money if she is younger than she claims or weighs less? Come on, if you offering incentives, they have to work both ways.
I measure cup size using my calibrated hands and eyes. Special certification based on years of experience.
Freaking troll...
Troll? He's just kidding brother......EASY.....I always ask people why the people on these baords are such A holes and their response is "They are just having fun" ....so in this case....relax...it's all in good fun
I shoudda put a smiley face on that comment. I was kidding... Oops. Need a bit more board cred...
If she's younger or thinner, I'll DATY for longer than usual (OTC of course). What woman wouldn't appreciate more shattering orgasms?
what do you do when the woman is fifty pounds over her stated weight, and twenty years older, and by your formula OWES a thousand bucks?
Can we take it to Judge Joe Brown? Because there is no way I am having that cunt Judge Judy tell me I still owe the OTHFB money. lmao
As for cup size, after you have dragged into VS as many times I have, I can tell you her exact measurement including cup size with a casual glance. Practice my friend, practice.
Shit, you're right -- that is a flaw. Maybe she can wash my car and do the laundry?
I don't have to actually go through with the session. I may have no morals, but I do have standards. lol
I can pretty much guarantee that you have gone through with a session with someone who's lied about her age by 20 years or more.
I would say the biggest descrepancy was about 15. lol Actually 14, she claimed to be 28 and was actually 42, and yes I saw her passport so I know her true age for a fact. She "admitted" it to me over dinner one night. I told her as nicely as I could that I already knew. Also I dated a girl from the same agency who did horoscopes for all the other girls, maybe 15 of them in all, so I got to see all their real birthdays. I would say they "stretched the truth" on average by anywhere from five to fifteen years. The older ones of course were of course the worst offenders. Some of the younger ones didn't lie at all about their age, but they were the exception, not the rule.
I dated another Thai girl who started off at 26, but gradually admitted her age after three or four different "confessions" from 26 to 28- to 30, and finally to her true age of 32 after I needed all of her "real" information when I took her to the doctor one day.
Yes, it's not only the asians that lie, but they are the ones most likely to get away with it, since as a rule they age better than most women of other races. There are a lot of 40+ year old asian women who can easily pass for being in their 20's and often do.
BTW keep in mind, I might go through with a sessio from a forty year old asian woman who claimed to be in her twenties, but NOT if she shows up 50 lbs overweight. Actually even 20 lbs is a deal breaker for me. It's just my personal preference, but nothing turns me off more than fat. No offense really intended towards the larger ladies, but fat just kills the mood for me.
18 is the record for me so far that I know of, but I wouldn't be surprised if I've seen someone who lied about their age by 20 or more. Asian girls, especially K-girls can age very gracefully up until about late 40s.
It's not that they are any more dishonest, just that the lie is more believable in the case of the asian ladies. Generally speaking of course. I'd hate to be labeled a "racist" rofl
Another thing I think you will agree with me about asian women is that you almost never see one who is "middle aged" they seem to go from young, (as you said sometimes up to their mid to late 40's) directly to old, with no middle ground in between.
I think if they are still working and look too old for FS, they move onto AMP at least in my area. Even though they claim to be in their 30s, I think those ladies are in their late 40s to 50s. After that if they are still in the business, they become MMS.
Fortunately in Texas at least, most of the AMPs tend to have younger talent. There are those that have older women, but as I said, I try to avoid places like that.
I think that a good rule of thumb is that early twenties means late twenties. Mid twenties means thirtyisd, late twenties means mid to late thirties, early thities means early to mid forties, and mid or late thirties means older than fucking dirt.
It's got to be tough being an aging asian woman, with little command of the English language and few real job skills, but I am still a shallow pig who likes the young hot ones. lol
I imagine you can tell a lot about diet from that bwahahaha.
That's worth at least another Grant.
from 100 miles away. I say Photoshop but really there many photo editing programs that are whole lot better than photo shop. It is like your SO getting glamor shots. There are few studios and photographers and agencies who abuse photo editing to new heights comes to mind. There are few around town.
If you start thinking with your big head and observe a while, you will figure it out too.
If she put 280, but looked 120, you would have to add $50 per 5 lbs, right? And if she advertised older? Well, then you'd be a pedifile.
You thoughts if any?
PS -- Does anyone know how to measure cup size accurately? I was thinking of having the ladies stick their tits in hollowed out honeydew, cantaloupe, grapefruit, or orange halves, but I'm not sure how exactly those translate to cup size. Plus, they'd probably get moldy pretty fast and I don't want to end up spending a fortune on fruit.
she'd probably be too fucking stupid to find my house, so it would be a moot point.
But misrepresenting weight that's a whole another story...I'll be to embarrassed...
The proper measurement and sizing is done by measuring the chest, just under the breast then measuring around the breast. A 1 inch difference is an A cup, a 2 inch difference is a B cup. I don't know how they go from a single to a double, such as D to a DD however.