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Re: Size is TMI
mr5mike 7 Reviews 69 reads
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How about the reviewers who feel the need to tell us they "had" to use a Magnum condom?  Don't care and don't want to know.

Focused_practice1273 reads

Hello there, fellow TERs this is just an observation /question. Ive been noticing whenever I see reviews of my favorite providers (most but not all), they all have similar descriptions when opening the door to incall the provider greets the gents with and right away with DFK!! Even when it's a first-time encounter!!! . just a wondering thought do gents over exaggerate your reviews??.

Steve_Trevor80 reads

Nah.  I mean, don’t you always come 6 times in an hour?  And doesn’t your cum shot always hit the ceiling?  And don’t you always make every woman come 10 times?  
😂
However, I have had several first-time sessions with providers start with a DFK when I walk in the door.  But more often my initial sessions start with a hug, and maybe an LFK.  Or, during the pandemic, she might put a thermometer on my forehead.  

I’ll have you know I routinely make a provider quiver with multiple orgasms just by walking in the door and smiling at her. And woe unto the lady who cannot withstand the thrust of my 12 inches of manly protuberance or the 7 times that I erupt Vesuvius-like in an hour.  
Pistols at dawn for your insolence!

As for the OP, it’s no secret that not only do some providers just make shit up, but they copy others’ reviews.  Not sure which you may be observing. All the more reason to read reviews from many reviewers. When I see what I consider an unusual review, I will look at other reviews by that player. More than a couple of times I’ve found either a history of bullshit from that reviewer, or that that was the only review he submitted.

Grain of salt my friend.

Steve_Trevor84 reads

There’s one provider I’ve seen many times who might actually O just by smiling at her.  Ok, not quite, but she’s the most orgasmic woman I know.  She can O just from nipple play. And of course from FIV, DATY, FS (multiple positions, anything that hits her clit will launch her).  If she’s faking, not only is she the Meryl Streep of providers but she can control flushing of her skin, her nipples, and other physical reactions at will.  During more than one session (often 90-120 mins) I’ve stopped counting her Os after 10.  And she has other reviews that are similar.  

 
So 10 Os are possible. But not common.  Nor are 12 inchers 😆.

IRL I've known a couple of ladies who were definitely multi-orgasmic.  With one I had to have a couple of towels and a change of sheets ready for the copious squirting each time she came.  
Ah, the good ol' days.

You are using an alias that is not showing any reviews, so I can't see what kinds of girls you see, so I will explain.  If it's a Kgirl review, their standard menu calls for DFK at the door.  Newer girls may not always do it, but unless you have bad breath or body odor, you can expect it MOST of the time from established girls on your first visit.  With indies, it's not as common when you are seeing them for the first time, but is standard on repeats. There are some girls from both groups who will demand you use the mouthwash she is supplying before any DFK, regardless of how well she knows you.  The point is there is no hard and fast rule, but I see MOSTLY Kgirls, and I would say I get DFK on arrival about 80% of the time, but I use some mouthwash as I get out of my car at the incall before I even meet her.  

 
Do reviewers exaggerate in reviews?  Some do, most don't, IMO.  Experienced mongers know that exaggerating what happened during the session makes trouble for the girl.  If you say you did something with her that is not on her menu, then other guys seeing her after you will expect the same service, and if they are refused, they will get pissed and write a bad review, which hurts her business.  That's why it's incumbent on reviewers NOT to exaggerate and say they received services that they really didn't get.  

 
With that said, always be aware that this is an individual, not a team, sport.  YMMV, and some guys, especially regulars, may get services that she doesn't offer to everyone swinging dick that walks through the door.  Unless you want to cause a girl trouble, you should look at her profile before you write her review and see which services she performs.  If she did something with you that is not on her profile, then you should ask her if it's okay to put it in your review.  If she says no, then be happy you are a VIP with her, and don't publish off-menu services without her permission.  

I had DFK as soon as I walked through the door of a new provider a few times (of course with ATFs all the time). What is annoying from reviewers, even if true, is the boast, "I was amazed she was able to take my massive girth." or "I am very large and she was shocked!"

How about the reviewers who feel the need to tell us they "had" to use a Magnum condom?  Don't care and don't want to know.

Hobbyists,  
  When writing a review for a Provider. Do not over-do-it with what you say about the session that you had with any provider. It just makes the whole session thing "A Fake".

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