You seem to know a lot about taking it up the ass and sucking cock. I guess you're an expert, so I should take the advice from you. Since I'm not a fag, maybe the life isn't for me after all.
And no, I didn't think the ladies of this board would pay me. I figure lonely troll women, like us guys, would pay me.
I have to imagine that as popular as providers are on the female provider side, women must also get the urge as well, no? That said, I'm a good lover. I know how to DATY well, I know how to kiss well and I'm very good at tender moments and speaking to a woman's heart. I even give a good foot rub.
Those things said, can any ladies give me a recommendation on how to break into the biz? I figure as much as I like to have sex, I should be earning something for my time.
Thoughts?
Ladies don't EVER need to pay for sex. Male "escorts" are faggots, and are usually "power bottoms"-- ie. rump roast. If that's your gig, ENJOY! Wake up, and go to Starbucks.... buy some ass grease, and hope you don't contract a manly STD, or anal warts. Have a nice day! 
If you think ladies on this board are going to pay YOU for sex, you need to put the hash pipe down. Best to ya!
I'm sure he's on something stronger than hash if he thinks any woman on this board is going to give him a nickel.
It does put things in perspective though when you think about what the ladies here put up with. Can you imagine, as a man peforming DATY on the typical fat ass, middle aged or older woman who might be interested in paying for service. The very thought of it makes Mr Happy shrivel up and not want to come out to play.
Most of the ladies here earn every penny that they receive.
You seem to know a lot about taking it up the ass and sucking cock. I guess you're an expert, so I should take the advice from you. Since I'm not a fag, maybe the life isn't for me after all.
And no, I didn't think the ladies of this board would pay me. I figure lonely troll women, like us guys, would pay me.
Uh, good luck then. Let us know how it goes.
... call you so be prepared to..., you know?
I have few male friends who are escorts and believe it or not, ___ - you fill in the rest..
Although you'll get few calls from women but mainly older or heavier...
The question itself is of course absurd.
However in fairness to the original poster, consider these 2 factors:
1. the ongoing attempts by feminists to keep pushing the myth of sexual parity among the sexes.
In fact, males and females do not treat sex similarly, nor have have they for millions of years, its a simple matter of human biology as males as sexual predators tend to want quantity and women tend to want quality, males with millions of sperm being relatively unselective, whereas females with but 300 to 400 eggs being in general highly selective
2. Recent fuck-buddy type sites, pushing the notion that vast quantities highly attractive single women cannot find men to have sex with. Another bit of commercial nonsense designed to make profits from gullible males
However, someone like the original poster may simply take these 2 areas at face value - failing to understand the absurdity of both. So just blasting him is hardly fair.
Wish I could give you some direct links, p'n'b, but I only know of them by reputation and word of mouth. Met a guy from Spain when I was in Key West who was there as the "guest" of some Austrian heiress. We shared a bowl of the Doc's best herb, and he talked at length about it.
Was actually quite fascinating. Never kept in touch though.
They ARE out there, and as opposed to the many gay-leaning male escort agencies in LA & NYC, these ARE straight men who service the wealthy matrons of Europes aristocrat class, etc.
If its something you've seriously considered, try connecting with one of the better Euro-based providers, I bet they can point you in the right direction.
good luck, pump.
Thanks for that well-intentioned answer Doc. You're a stand-up guy. I gotta get to one of your wild M&G's in Vegas sometime soon.
Pump
Next one is this weekend, pump... wanna come out for it? It's gonna be the one they talk about the whole year.
Would love to, but I'll be in Texas this weekend. Maybe the next one though.
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I am known as the man with the hands that will not quit. I am very good at backrubs (never had a complaint other than why are you stopping!).
Perhaps a backrubs for bj's service might be in order?!?!?!
I certainly would be up for that.
Of course, women in general if the want sex with strangers, its sort of like water, its already free. The problem is women generally don't want sex with strangers, free or otherwise. Ok women are more aggressive than a few decades back and for example in recent years a few times I overheard women speaking to their friends saying something about how they "got lucky" at some club or while on some trip. However basic biology tends to rule with males as acting in effect as sexual predators and women as the sexual getekeepers and final decision makers.
Abso-fucking-lutely. I'll rub anything you have, Nicole.
I am a sucker for a good back rub...well not always....xoxox
When you visited several months ago, Katie, we never got a chance to spend time that included a foot rub. Next time, you be sure to ask and I'll be sure to offer.
Hello,
Breaking into the biz for guys is no different than it is for girls. You need 3 basic things...
1. Good Photos
For now dont spend TONS of money on photos. Just find a friend with a "good eye" and a decent digital camera. Go out to the beach or the mountains for your photo shoot. Nude shots are fine but I strongly suggest you limit head on "exposure". (ps. we love to see cute butts!)
2. A Good Website
Again, dont spend a TON of money at the outset. If you can build your own site that is best (you dont have to pay and or wait for someone to change your pics or text, you can update your site as often as you like). Just go for something simple but classy.
3. Places to take out Ads
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It is not impossible for you to have FEMALE clientelle. Keep in mind that women can drive down the street to the local bar and pick up any random guy who is willingto go home with them (and most are), so you'll have to have something "special" to get compensated for your time and companionship.
Finding Elite women to date is not impossible. They are out there and hiring companions as we speak. You can meet these women, you just have to have the right package (no I dont mean "that" package) haha.
Of course it depends on...
1. YOUR LOOKS
If you look like:
* Brad Pitt/Tom Cruz = No Problem
* John Cusak/Nick Cage = Slight Problem (they are cute in their own way, but no mass appeal)
* Drew Carey/Louie Anderson = Problem (As talented, funny and loveable as these guys are,...women in general dont want to sleep with them)
SO IF YOU REALLY DO HAVE GENUINE GOOD LOOKS, THEN LETS MOVE ON TO NUMBER 2...
2. Are you ROMANTIC???
Women REALLY want a "BFE" Experience. Would you bring her flowers? Go to a candlit dinner? Send a little Greeting Card now and then? ROMANCE IS PRIMARY, everything else is secondary.
3. ARE YOU A GENTLEMAN?
Do you open car doors? Would you pull out a chair for your lady? Do you have a strong but respectful demeanor?
4. CAN YOU DANCE?
Women are going to want to actually leave the house and be taken out for dinner and dancing. A handsome guy at her table hanging on her every word, or the same suave gentlemen gliding with her on the dance floor? That is what she is paying for...
ALSO, you may want to include Bachelorette Parties. Women dig that whole "Chipendales" and "Thunder Down Under" thing. Hey, get some of your handsome friends together and start a show... you never know.
5. ARE YOU "FLEXIBLE"?
I apologize in advance if I offend any ladies (I sincerely dont mean to),...but ARE YOU FLEXIBLE? Meaning,... are you willing to date:
- Overweight Women?
- Unattractive Women?
- Older Women?(I'm talking Moses' Wife Old) Haha
- Other Ethnicities?
- Handicapped Women?
Can you be SINCERELY kind, considerate, romantic and loving with these women? Not all your dates are gonna look like Angelina Jolie,...something to think about.
6. PLACE YOUR ADS
The best place for a STARIGHT MALE to place Ads is on EROS. Any place else and you are going to attract male "fans".
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CHECK OUT THESE WEBSITES:
** luxurymalecompanion.com
This guy has got that whole "Antonio Banderas" thing going.... "AY CARAMBA!!!" Lol!
ALSO CHECK OUT THESE SITES:
** ramonnomarxxx.com
Alittle too explicit for my taste, but the guy "is" cute.
** xxxchrischarming.com
Again too explicit for my taste. He's got that whole "Mark Walberg" thing going on. Not necessarily handsome but very rugged. I think he could actually have something here if he'd just "class it up" alittle more.
GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
Sable
Creole Courtesan
There was I was told and not sure if it's still there, an agency for male escorts.
Out of Providence RI called "Tea For Two".
Never looked into it, it was just said to me in passing.
find of copy of Midnight Cowboy (1971?) with Jon Voight and Dustin Hoffman and rent it.
Take notes.
believe you are a good lover? Who do you compare to? me? Bwahahahaha... as I too believe that when I am on - I am great. but consider - when I look at some of the GREAT LADIES OF TER! they are on 99% of the time... ok ... maybe really 95% of the time... you on at that high a percentage... read one of my reviews where I talk about the lady's hair not smelling "fresh"! made mr. happy hide like a turtle at an eagle fest.
Seriously - as Doc said - there are some out there... but I also know that these are extraordinary men who have the ability to perform on demand...
Suggestion to you - (in addition to renting midnight cowboy) rent some really really really really bad porn... with ugly hairy fat women. Watch the male performers... see if you can JO to those... with a hard as steel boner. if so - you may be right... you may be suited... me? it all has to be workin....
but for the record... I too - have wondered about what that life might be like.
i. e the love doctor.
Maybe I am a voice in the wilderness but coincidently, recently I have been wishing there was a girl equivalent with male providers. Despite being hot enough to probably get any guy I would like for a night of fun, it would be much more convenient and descreet to go to a male whore house and be able to pick out some lovely delicious hunk of a guy and have all my wanton pleasures met in an hour or two of no strings, safe, hot and heavy sex. Then I could go home to my little life, showered, refreshed and ready to face the real world. OK I admit I do have penis envy, I do wish I was a bloke, yes multiple orgasms are wonderful but paying for great, safe, anonymous, no strings attached sex with male hotties on tap to my personal preferences is something not readily available to girls. Yes we can get it for "free" but there is always a price, risks, time, hassles etc etc. Men, enjoy your life.
I think you may be looking at it the wrong way...see they are less able to get free sex without the nsa. Woman always or more often than not, unless they seek out an escort, expect there are strings, even if they don't state so. They have a tendecy to feel used if when all is said and done he walks away without a word. So thus the escort is the answer to that. Noone feels used and no expectations what so ever or hurt feelings. It's simpler safer and smart. Most men I have seen would not want to use a woman and have respect for woman so they prefer to have it known, I may never call again, on both sides.
... and I do offer introductory specials for the first date. Rates are negotiable. Haggling and talk-downs are welcome. Ladies only.