It seems to me that most providers are high maintenance and they think that their shit don't stink.  On most of their "gift wish lists" they only ask for high end clothes, fancy bags, expensive jewelry or gift cards to places i've never herd of.  You sure don't see any providers asking for a walmart gift card or to be taken on a shopping spree to GoodWill.  Or they only want to go to spendy resturants and will only see you if your in a 5 star hotel.

Where are the real providers that are down to earth and not into that fancy shit?  I will never compare to the guys that want to offer a provider expensive gifts.  So how the hell would they even consider seeing me?  I must me to regular.

As for why they prefer upscale clientele, nice hotels, good food and designer clothing - same reason why dogs licks their balls.

Because they CAN!

I wouldn't count on a whitelisting mention, bud.

They don't ask for shit like that because the minute a provider puts something like that on her wish list some fucktard will show up trying to pay her with foodstamps and recylable cans.

A wish list is exactly that - a WISH list. Who the fuck wishes to be so impoverished that going to the goodwill is a treat?

They don't take on this job with all of it's social stigmas and risks because they want to save up for a new blender.  

A woman worth being with has standards. Guys who can't meet those standards use terms like "high-maintenance" to explain why they can't meet those standards. This has shit to do with providers - it's the female gender. You have to find a woman whose standards you can meet. True - some can not be pleased and nothing is ever enough - but that is an individual personality flaw not indicative of all of them as a whole.  

Women like fancy shit. That's why we bust our asses to have it. If every woman on Earth dies today from some mysterious disease, 90% of men worldwide will quit their jobs tomorrow and stop taking showers...permanently.

We are the hunters. They are the hunted. Been like that since the beginning of our existance - we go way out of our way to please them because we desire them above all else, it's in our DNA. If you have no desire to please them, then I would say you are anything but "too regular" - far from it.

Providers = women being women in a far more brutally honest fashion. Deal with it, or go look for dates in trailor park.

Women are smart? Some of them. But I've known just as many desperate, needy, easily manipulated female doormats as I have smart and confident ones. Most of those self-loathing types of women try to disguise their shaky confidence with superficiality but in reality their self-esteem is more fragile than wet Kleenex.

I've seen far more women get played for fools by men than vice versa. Ask the wife of a hobbyist if she agrees.

They know that guys are pathetic? I don't know what you see when you look in the mirror, but any woman that operates with such naievite is making a serious miscalculation - speak for yourself. Every man doesn't turn into a bumbling idiot at the sight of tits, only in badly acted over the top sit-coms.

A man doesn't need to be aloof, narcissistic, or otherwise an asshole just not to be a played out chump. There is a line between making an effort to gain her affection and just being a sucker for a big butt and a smile. Those that don't see the line, I suspect are the ones you are referring to. Don't try to lump me in with them.

I'll put my woman on a pedestal, but the minute she tries to use my back as a foot stool I'll kick that fucking pedestal right out from underneath her.

the economics of fucking manginas. if you were showered, on a daily basis, with whatever your stupid heart desired you also would DEMAND that you be treated like fucking royalty. manginas will tell a fat old whore that she is a small piece of heaven. most providers? i don't think so. i actually know some who are down to earth. very few though. mangina fever has ruined a greater persentage. Most fucking whores aren't worth more than a walmart giftcard. now stop your fucking whining and go out and buy a walmart giftcard for your next date. jesus christ this board is open to redneck assholes everywhere.

everyone likes nice things..  it's a wish list.  i WISH i could have this..  nobody wishes to have GCF as their favorite store.  lol.

Women are smart.  They know that guys are pathetic.  If a pathetic guy gets a sniff or a quick peek at her snatch, he turns to putty.  Women are smart.  They take said putty and mold it into a guy bearing gifts.  Simply put, why should she show you her pussy for a $20 gift card to WalMart when she can get you to fork over a $900 handbag?  After all, she needs a place for the wet wipes to clean the putty off of her hands.

does not equal being stuck up. Alot of providers are high maintenance in the sense of our looks or liking nice things. We are providing you with a fantasy...its hard to do that wearing $5 wal-mart anything. But alot of us are also very down to earth considering part of being good at providing means having a friendly and personable attitude.

Really?
it's called a wish list. Think about it. Why wouldn't you ask for "the good stuff". Do you expect them to ask for "the bad stuff"?
Use your head.
Do you want tosee a provider that is in a flea bag hotel? Why would they want to see you in one?
Honestly, somtimes people should just think.

Uhhh, I'm confused.  We pay $300-$500 an hour for these hot chicks to spend some time with us and we are griping over gift cards at Nordy's etc.  Okay, just send the giftcard....

That's the case. Hoping for some sucker to fall for the pretentious BS.

that everyone is high maintenance to someone.

The rest of your post, and you, are not worth addressing.

I think that's incredibly well said.

The thought of anyone giving a wal-mart gift card to almost anyone - sucks bigtime.  And there are things that I prefer buying at Wal-fart, so it's not the stigma of shopping there -- but on the list of top rated gifts, that's so outrageous, it's hard not to laff.

I look great in a mirror.  I was speaking of the fools I see here that write glowing reviews for a chick with 6's & 7's from the rest of the crowd.  Sure, there are dumb bitches out there, and a few smart guys like you & I, but the wish list isn't there for me.  I bring the donation, my freshly showered nut sack, and a friendly disposition.  If she wants a gift, she should sit on Santa's lap.  I hear that he's hot for ho's anyway.

If you want low-maintenance then please refer to backpage and street walkers. Escorts are higher class ladies who prefer higher class gentlemen. If this is too high-maintenance for you then please look elsewhere...

And I don't think it works very well.

I think some posters start a thread that is meant to draw fire, then just sits back and watches.  Could anyone be any stupider than the OP?  No.  The poster is simply putting it out there and then sitting back and jacking off while he watches.  The next thread could very well be:  "Why do whores call themselves escorts"?  or,  "How many guys like pissing on their whore"?  Do you think that there are really people like the OP?  Here? That stupid?

I do like, want, and appreciate nice things! But a gift is a gift, no matter the amount on the price tag, and I LOVE gifts!

I am not in anyway stuck-up and do outcalls to not only 5 star top notch hotels, but any hotel that is presentable, safe, and discreet.

Not to mention my personality kills :-P

Yeah, some of the ladies I know can appreciate a higher end bottle of booze, or definitely know what they want to eat when we go have dinner.

But they also shop at Walmart, Costco or Target. Why? Cuz they're smart.

Read the papers, mother-fucker! There's a recession going on. Boys aren't hobbying as much as they used to, so the ladies have to stretch what they make on a date sometimes if they don't have a civvie job. And even then.

Some might have SOs they share responsibilities with. Some have kids and DON'T have anyone to help them.

I'll turn you on to something, pal. I'M a regular guy. I don't own a Fortune 500 company or anything like that. I work just like you, and most every other guy here. BUT, I don't have a wife, ex-wife, and/or kids. I have two dogs and a mortgage. Plus credit card bills up the ass cuz Mikey looooves seeing the ladies!

So, basically, I spend my money on entertaining myself and getting my pee-pee wet.

But I've also given ladies gift cards to Walmart or Target or whatever cuz that's where they shop when they buy food or what not for them and their kids.

BTW, I do these things sometimes AFTER a date. Meaning, I've already seen them, a few times, and just said 'Hey. I want to do something nice for you. What would you like?'

It wasn't a request for a shopping spree at Nieman Marcus, I can tell you that.

So, to presume that providers are all high maintenance, stuck-up, elitist bitches pisses me the fuck off.

Just the fact you could be shopping in Walmart tomorrow and the hot lady looking at produce, or waiting for her prescription, could very well be a provider!

Think about it...!

Why don't you post with your real handle and see which like minded women flood your in box with PMs wanting to see you.  Maybe something like:

"Let's make a night of it!  We can grab a couple burgers at a Sonic drive through (one drink, 2 straws) before I take you shopping at the Goodwill store.  You can pick out any two sets of used lingerie (so long as they're no more that $3 each).  If we don’t find your size we can do some dumpster diving behind the mall.  If we do it Thursday my friend’s getting a room at the Bed Bug Bungalow but he's only using it for an hour; he said he'd leave the key under the door mat and we can use it the rest of the night.  That would mean I'd have enough to spring for the giant sized Slurpee later that night.  Who wants some of this?  PS:  You don’t mind if I pay you in money saving 2-for-1 coupons to Burger King, do you?

then I realized who it was from.

Algina the Mangina. Geesh

Get off the alias trip dude, it has never worked, it does not work now, and will never work in the future.

Fact is, you do yourself a great service to start using an alias. That way none of would know it is him again, Algina the Mangina. But then there'd be no fun in that would there? You know you love the FUN even at your own expense. I think we call that glutton for punishment. lmfao