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Robertini 4 Reviews 1856 reads
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for a provider.

From time to time girls have asked me what i'm giving them for whatever, b-days, Xmas or mothers day.  I never give nothing and it's forgotten.

But this time I do want to give the "new" girl something. Besides we almost share birth days.

I asked her like what she wanted.  She said anything, it's the thought that counts.

What would you give her?  

It has to be something cheap. But all suggestions are welcome.

jaydalee491 reads

Usually can't go wrong with a gift card and she can use it for whatever she wants on amazon.
Or maybe a gift card to a lingerie or some kind of store.

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no_email465 reads

and tell them drinks are on the "new girl"

Posted By: Robertini
for a provider.  
   
 From time to time girls have asked me what i'm giving them for whatever, b-days, Xmas or mothers day.  I never give nothing and it's forgotten.  
   
 But this time I do want to give the "new" girl something. Besides we almost share birth days.  
   
 I asked her like what she wanted.  She said anything, it's the thought that counts.  
   
 What would you give her?  
   
 It has to be something cheap. But all suggestions are welcome.

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Robertini443 reads

big 48 ounce cheap beer on special. But they would have to share it and have a toast to the new girl.

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WickedBrut511 reads

A Mayo Clinic Standard First Aid Kit.

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Jacque_Jenesais532 reads

Of course, if you want to, go for it… but the whole point of this is that you won't get nagged or bitched at for forgetting a birthday, not buying gifts for all holidays, not remembering our 'anniversary', blah blah blah.

Since you already asked her and you have a tight budget, get her something high quality and small, not low quality and big.

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MasterZen457 reads

for the most enjoyable gift-giving - when it's NOT expected.

Don't worry, not gonna get all maudlin on ya.

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LoboGris428 reads

.. to recognize VD (venereal disease) with what is now referred to as STD's (sexually transmitted disease) :) I guess acronyms have expiration dates :)

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Dave76015433 reads

Don't even mention "Social Disease".  Some might think it has to do with their Facebook page infected with a virus.

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Robertini592 reads

I have a t-shirt that says, popularity is a social disease

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Don't even mention "Social Disease".  Some might think it has to do with their Facebook page infected with a virus.

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MasterZen594 reads

please get your sweetness back to the Mid-Atlantic!! (for your present).

Meanwhile, I wrote you a V-Day poem:

Violets are blue,
Roses are thorny;
Be my Valentine,
Because I am horny.

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Jacque_Jenesais561 reads

How sweet! Here's mine.

Roses are red
Presents need to be expensive
So hand it over muthah fuckah

hahahah

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MasterZen482 reads

Please send address...  ;-)

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mrfisher451 reads

Can you fix stuff, and does she have something that needs fixing?  Then go fix it for her.

Shovel her driveway, clean her basement, pick up her clothes from the dry-cleaner, write a poem to her, record her favorite TV show that she hasn't time to watch, make a collage of photos of her favorite places....

In other words, use your imagination and be motivated by your spirit.

If she is a person of quality, she will appreciate the heck out of it.

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TheHoundOfCullin469 reads

I think it's nice to give something that stimulates the mind.
It's a nice gesture to recognize the person, not just the body..

I like books because providers some time have down time, and sitting around a hotel room with nothing but TV, and TER to entertain them must suck.

Gifts can be a double edged sword though..
Make sure you don't come off as creepy.
Sometimes people can read too deeply into the gesture.

It can be creepy though. For instance.. Don't get her a book on bondage.
50 Shades of Grey is also probably not a good idea. Lol.

History is good. Cheap, and interesting books that don't really say anything.
It's tricky. Some girls will use a book like that for a doorstop.

So I guess the trick is to get something with content you think she would like without prying into her personal life..
Not so easy sometimes.



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missariarocchi616 reads

I've kept every book I've received as a gift and I've read most of them.  

I've a special edition of Starship Troopers and a pre loved copy of Dune and Number of the Beast that will never ever leave my shelves.

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Panthera12546 reads

You need to know the alphabet in order to read it.

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AnotherDonJohn438 reads

Did I put words in your mouth?

One good turn deserves another. Lol.

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 Definitely the late 21st earth century  home world dialect of Klingon.

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0603450onThe472 reads

'girls have asked you what 'you're' giving them?'....they actually have the audacity to ask you? Interesting...I would give notta thing if someone 'asked' me. Gifts are given from the heart, not because someone requests them. Ridiculous. What's up with the posts these days people. And V-Day is still 2 weeks away and since when is a fk board all about 'love' all the sudden? Interesting. Did I miss something?

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no_email690 reads

You've just earned yourself a nick name... Cupid Killer

 
Why all the hate for St. Valentine's day? Me and 'Tini should come over your place for some MFM action.

 

We ain't going to tell you who's who, you're going to have to guess which one of us is Dick, and which one of us is Crusher... Don't you just love Men who use aliases in real life? :-D

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0603450onThe347 reads

'hate' here, 'hate' that word lol. Cute tho........LOL and yes, I do like MFM...but you gotta be my type silly. We already discussed this silly ;)

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no_email491 reads

Oh, cum on... We can pretend that we are celebrating a late Christmas... and I'll even let you ware my belt

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0603450onThe606 reads

wear the belt. Show me the pic again Vern? I need a good giggle...oh god it's starting and I haven't even seen it yet hahahahha.

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aloted500 reads

Hey all,

I usually see girls who are touring in lv. If they are bday is during their time here, I usually book them for the day or something and show them the town.

They don't ask for it from me and usually don't believe me til that day comes.
Gifts had been spa treatments, handbags, show and helicopter tours of gc.

My goal is to make that bday the best they had and usually it is :).  

I think red canyon spa must think I have tons of nieces now lol

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AnotherDonJohn515 reads

she later deletes almost every rant she makes.  

It'll be fine if it were just every once in a while.

Stuff like that and posting as her own client are just silly on a f-ckboard. lol.

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