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Re: Same same
LikeTearsInRain 2530 reads
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how cum most reviews are almost word for word exactly the same?
Is there a class guys go to? night school seminar?
it's truly weird.

Hpygolky 232 Reviews 55 reads
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Creative writers are few nowadays .
Ernest Hemingway, we’re not 🤷🏻‍♂️

3724235 87 reads
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Mostly that’s true. I just read a review the guy dumped a load in every hole lol.  In general it’s ymmv.

brokeloser123 74 reads
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the buxom wench appeared to be of the finest breeding despite her appalling profession, with cream colored skin, red cheeks touched with the slightest rouge, a pleasantly plump body rounded just where it should be, and green eyes that bore into one’s soul!

when she took my manhood into her mouth, the sweet nectar of that orifice engulfed it and i attained a length and firmness that i had not achieved from any degenerate act my wife and I had partaken in!

subsequently, I spilt my seed all over her fiery red mane because her technique was superb and my constitution for carnal encounters had diminished in the past few years.

my only regret was my inability to reinvigorate my manhood for another tryst!

QueenBia See my TER Reviews 81 reads
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I’m here to read the fantasy reviews. I have years of free VIP days. I loot the like button on well written reviews. The majority of reviews I read are boring & routine.

team_rocket_qwerty 35 Reviews 80 reads
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Obviously everyone has a right to their own reviews style and all. But it's always helpful to imagine yourself in the shoes of someone who will read your review for information. And then ask yourself, would your review help yourself if you were to make a decision based on it?  

 
Imagine you going on yelp or any other business review site. You want to see how good the food at a restaurant is (Alternatively you can use a mechanic shop, dentist whatever if you gonna balk at a comparison with restaurants)

 
You read a review and it mentions little to nothing about how the food actually tastes or how it's presented. Nothing about service. But it mentions how the reviewer walked in, used a bathroom, exchanged paperwork (ie, paid the check and gave a tip at the end) how they were seated down at a table (imagine that! ) and how the waiter brought them food which was freshly made. And how they ate food.  

 
You would be like. Oh, brother. I get that it's A restaurant not a doctor office alright. How was the freaking food? Was it cooked properly? Did it taste good? Was it too saucy? Too salty? Just right? Was the presentation good?  How was the portion size? Was the service excellent? Were the waters polite and not rude? Did you get refills on your drinks often? How does it compare to similar establishments in the area in terms of quality and/or value?
Were the pics representative?

 
Unfortunately many reviews on here (and its even worse on other review sites)  often describe things that are rudimentary and almost tautological instead of things that do matter.

3724235 38 reads
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3724235 79 reads
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“I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed!”

Step Brothers

420Smoka4Eva 44 reads
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I've used the "treat her well" comment to refer to providers that were extra kind, nice and sweet. I tend to reserve it for providers that are extra bubbly and not guarded and jaded. They put you at east right away and you can let your guard down and be less defensive. I've also seen it used for new providers, almost like a hopeful plea with other mongers to avoid turning a sweet heart into a jaded provider. Those are the ways I always have interpreted it and that is how I have used it.
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I use the YMMV reminder when I got a "level of service" that was higher than prior reviews indicated. For example if a provider engages in DFK and BBBJ with me, but prior reviews indicate that the provider was not doing it or into it, I will put YMMV. If my experience is in line with other reviewers there is no need to put YMMV even if it is a great review. I've noticed one reviewer in my area seems to consistently rate providers lower than average and describes awful experiences with otherwise very highly rated providers. I don't know what is going on with him but if I review the same gal as him I'll put YMMV.

420Smoka4Eva 90 reads
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I always like it when reviewers brag about their penis size in their reviews. There is one guy who always mentions his "7 inch cock" and whether the girl "struggled to take it" or "took it like a champ." It always gets an eye roll out of me.

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 83 reads
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the hobby itself is somewhat predictable and the process of seeing someone, which has been perfected over the years, has become cookie-cutter process.  Unless you are a professional writer, in how many different ways you are going to be able to describe  the process which involves making the appointment, typical 2 call system, and actual deed.  Not very many....  

 
Personally speaking, I try to put as much as original information in my reviews, but again I write to contribute, not just 15 days of VIP.

John_Laroche 75 reads
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She greeted me, we kissed, she blew me, I ate her pussy, we fucked, then chatted with the little time we had left.

Sums up more than 90% of my experiences.

Romance novels, I don't need.
She looks like her pictures and provides services as advertised with a good attitude. Throw in some acronyms to support the score and done.

LikeTearsInRain 67 reads
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I guess I should take his advice

“As a writer, you should not judge, you should understand.”
― Ernest Hemingway

LikeTearsInRain 75 reads
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LikeTearsInRain 33 reads
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well we hope nobody treats her like shit

LikeTearsInRain 68 reads
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it's all been written a million times.

someone needs to take a minute to write good erotic fantasy.

LikeTearsInRain 118 reads
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one out a hundred people with penis have a really large one. (that's 40 million large dicks!)
it's not unusual enough to mention I agree.

LikeTearsInRain 96 reads
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I don't even know what a typical 2 call system is!

LikeTearsInRain 112 reads
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more interesting would be a tidbit about the conversation you had.

Perhaps a recent trip to Istanbul and visiting the sites. Or a recent excellent culinary experience - and her reaction/complimentary anecdote.

team_rocket_qwerty 35 Reviews 82 reads
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For those of us who have had to give out and also receive performance evaluations, I don't wanna speak for everyone but I never heard someone say they're not creative enough.

They're not supposed to be.  

 
A review is supposed to tell the next man about the product/service so he (or she, hi lopaw :D) can make a more informed purchase decision.

Not tickle or satisfy a sellers cravings for creative literature.

 
Some people dislike the "laundry list" style reviews but I don't see what's wrong with that. I'm trying to decide on a purchase, not get off to a penthouse novel.

hehitshewins 74 reads
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That’s like a guy bragging about how tall he is at 5’10”. One inch above average is not the bragging point. I’m sure he’s trying to make up for his below average confidence.

team_rocket_qwerty 35 Reviews 111 reads
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If the topic of conversation is memorable, then a provider may recognize/realize who you are based on that. Some reviewers are deliberately trying to avoid this.

team_rocket_qwerty 35 Reviews 67 reads
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Why would I care about it? As someone who reads the review I couldn't care any less what size you are unless you specifically  mention that she wasn't able to handle it or on the contrary felt loose.  

 
Only then some reference point makes some sense. It's one thing if she can't handle six inches and another if she can't take 11 balls deep.

36363jensen 4 Reviews 34 reads
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Well there is a pretty large range between treating someone shitty and not treating them well. The phrase is not used to suggest most mistreat the women but rather a way of saying "I think she is great and want her to feel like staying around/returning."  I suppose most who use that term could more accurately say "make her feel especially welcome here" or something to that effect.

 
As for why so many reviews seem so similar, there are only some many things most session actually include, and writing all the Melvillian details is difficult and tedious -- and most of us probably don't fucking care to read it either.

team_rocket_qwerty 35 Reviews 80 reads
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Especially if those services aren't widely advertised by the provider.

The information - if it's truthful of course - being that she possibly offers CIM, CIP and CIA.

brokeloser123 108 reads
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What would be TRULY be helpful for ME would be if they discussed:

1. Screening process - I know some want to keep it secret but many are very open about what they will require so as not to waste time with people who cannot (or will not) provide it

2. Incall information - not the address, but whether she hosts in her own apartment or books a hotel and even more importantly, is it safe and discreet?

3. Does she look like her pictures, and if not, what is different? I have already found multiple providers I wanted to book that were stealing pics from Instagram and the Internet in general.  

4. Specific rules she may have with the fun stuff, ie only does CBG or does not allow kissing

5. General attitude. Is she sweet and playful or is she stiff and all business?

I have next to no interest reading about any sex acts performed unless it is related to #4. That should remain between you and her. Besides, despite it being a longshot and not always worth their time, overzealous LE can possibly prosecute with the information posted on here if they can trace accounts to real names.

team_rocket_qwerty 35 Reviews 31 reads
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Melvilles style was never about super details. But more about metaphors alliteration allusions and such. It was a bloated/heavy style of course, especially compared to minimalistic curt style of someone like Hemingway, but it never was really about details.  

 
I could see thinking that if you only read Moby Dick from his works.  

I do suggest reading Typee, as you might change your opinion of his writing and it doesnt have - at least from my recollection - whole chapters dedicated to something specific like whaling boats.  Fun fact, Typee was his most popular work during his life, and Moby Dick wasnt all that popular until well after his death.  

 
Sorry for offtopic. But I thought you may find this mildly interesting.

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 91 reads
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You text her / call her when you are on the way and then again when you get to the incall and she gives you the hotel or apt #

brownjack 110 reads
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Agreed.  I'm not here for Penthouse Forum style reviews.  

 
I'm here to find out if she's attractive, friendly and enthusiastic.  That the atmosphere was conducive to the activities.  That she enjoys doing all of the things that I enjoy having done to me.  And, enjoys all of the things that I like to do, done to her.

InspectorMorse 211 Reviews 74 reads
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InspectorMorse 211 Reviews 87 reads
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And after it was all over, she refused to take my money and instead she paid me.

That will change things up a bit.

holystonethedeck 104 Reviews 52 reads
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I saw a touring gal a few times and every review said covered BJ.  

 
When I saw her the first time she went down there and I was expecting the same treatment. She said "wow you smell really good" and took me in her mouth sans condom. I was pretty surprised.  She did the same when I saw her a week later. When I wrote her review I told the truth and I stressed YMMV which I think was legit in the case of her oral services.

3724235 74 reads
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At least she got 10/10 maybe that’s why 😂

420Smoka4Eva 110 reads
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I'm surprised nobody has mentioned it, but reviews are also used as a way for guys to get off. Sometimes it gives the reviewer one more time to relive the appointment and fantasize a bit. Also there are definitely dudes who use the reviews for JO material. That's why some review sites encourage guys to be descriptive. So if a guy mentions his dick size, its because he wants to brag about it or he is fantasizing about having a big cock.
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Anyway, speaking of Penthouse letters, did anyone ever read that thing? I got my hand on a copy when I was a younger dude and all the stories were gay, like literally gay. It all involved stories of guys wearing panties and getting fucked while their wives or GFs watched. I was super confused by it. I wonder if that was the norm or I got my hands on a special issue.

brokeloser123 110 reads
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I just saw a movie on Tubi the other night where a client said this to the main character (who was an escort). lol

Toxic NPD!

lopaw 29 Reviews 77 reads
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blue5361 189 Reviews 83 reads
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Otherwise I could read 2-3 reviews and know exactly what I’m going to get. Instead I need more like 10 or more reviews to get a clear picture of a particular providers’s session.  In reviews I want a little of these;  looks, personality and demeanor, experience and skills, key service like dfk, bbbjcim, fiv, the ways she makes guys cum, any specialties, final impression, and desire to repeat. That gives a pretty full picture! A generic I got a blowjob and we fucked review doesn’t help anyone in the decision to see that provider.

Readytorock1 43 Reviews 95 reads
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There does seem to be an unspoken template of sorts that a lot of us have learned to follow over time.

Aiza See my TER Reviews 158 reads
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Exactly! Like giving them a microphone, a spotlight, and zero fact-checkers.🤣🫣

brokeloser123 106 reads
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In Roman times, it was considered “uncivilized” to have a big member…lol

I think it was just something created by society to keep women away from such guys lol

mr5mike 7 Reviews 65 reads
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When the reviewer says "thankfully she brought magnum condoms with her".

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 73 reads
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a time travel machine, or what?  

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 81 reads
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he was a mag because he had the smallest dick in his gym class in school.  Lol

mrfisher 115 Reviews 78 reads
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Check out this famous mural from Pompeii.  

Does Biggus Dickus here look like he is ashamed?

inicky46 61 Reviews 65 reads
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From Monty Python's incredible "The Life of Brian." Although there was a poster on P&R here years ago who called himself Priapus.

-- Modified on 8/21/2025 9:19:35 AM

brokeloser123 105 reads
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Per ChatGPT:

"Romans inherited much of this cultural lens from the Greeks. While fertility symbols like the fascinum (amulate in the shape of a penis) were common, in term of aesthetics, moderation and proportion were praised. Large genitalia could be associated with slaves, foreigners, or the uncontrolled others."

And of course, that carried forward through Western history to the good 'ol US of A were a certain group of people were maligned for having a length and girth that were two standard deviations or more away from the norm.....

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 67 reads
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posting on this thread that wouldn't mind having Biggus Dickus as his slave.  Lol

Hpygolky 232 Reviews 76 reads
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A guy reviews the same girl twice so you'd think that there'd be similarities with maybe alittle twist on the reviews. But some knucklehead reviewed the same girl twice and on the second review, it read like he didn't even know her. Not even a "I met XX before but this session was different" or something like that.
It was a strange set of reviews but when you consider the reviewer...it was par for the course so not surprising

3724235 111 reads
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Guy scores her 8/7

Blah blah how great she was. Read at the end “I’ll definitely see her again” Look at said girls rate not cheap. It’s like why dude. You rated her let’s face it average for TER. If she was so great why the low score. Her hourly wasn’t cheap so not like it was a value play.  

Get off my lawn also 😂

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