So I've been away from TER for a while...
I finally got around to reading some PM's about my experience with Mimi. I still stand by my original review. I've seen many ladies out there over the years, but none of them were as bad as Mimi. I read all of her reviews carefully and based on her stellar reviews, I set up a session. When Mimi first answered the door, I was kind of thrown back by how different she looked in person. She looked much, much older and had put on quite a bit of weight. It was like i had an appointment with Mimi's older, much heavier sister...NOT at all the girl in the pictures! Should I have left? Maybe, but the little head was doing the thinking at that moment. The session went down hill quickly from there... Mimi's stomach was bigger than mine! I couldn't keep it up, i left after about 10 minutes and TOFTT. I have NEVER met a provider who looked soo different that her advertised pics. So thats why I rated her so low. It was deserved.Hi Everyone,
I recently got a bad review and have been feeling really sad ever since. One of my clients sent me this and I thought to pass it on to you. I hope it inspires you.
WOMAN
By the time God made woman, He was into His sixth day of working overtime
An angel appeared and said, "Why are You spending so much time on this one?" and God answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?" She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 moveable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything with only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands? No way! .... and thats just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day
Wait until tomorrow to finish."
"But I wont", God protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick and can work 18 hour days".
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft , God".
"She is soft", God agreed,"but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
God replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something, and reaching out , touched the woman's cheek,
"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
"That is not a leak", God corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?", the angel asked.
God said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow,her pain ,her disappointment, her love , her loneliness, her grief and her pride. "
The angel was impressed.
"You are a Genius, God. Woman is truly amazing".
And she is !
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They dont take no for an answer when they believe there is a better
solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they're are strong
when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
hey give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH
I saw the review and your photos on your website. I don't know how recent they are, but you are definitely not homely. In fact, you're very beautiful.
The guy who wrote it sounds like he wanted something you don't do. Sour grapes. Do you remember the guy who wrote it? I would challenge it with the TER brass.
Cheer up. 
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I loved the link Thank you!
I am sure that most if not all of the 200+ men who have written reviews for you will immediately sense that the problem was with the reviewer, not you. And those who have not had the pleasure of meeting you personally will also intuitively know that too! We all understand an occasional "off day" or poor chemistry but no one in this business as long and successfully as you deserves those numbers.
Thank you for posting this inspiring reminder that the companions we see are first and foremost women and not merely providers of a service!
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yet stayed just to bash you. So, he was upset with your looks and gives you a damn 2 in performance? Does he get that "I should have stayed home" does not equate to the idiot staying vs. doing that BEFORE you actually TRY to please him? It sounds like you did everything you could to please him but HE was still not attracted to you, thus lowering your performance score. You could have shot fireworks out of your ass in 9 different variations, and that fktard would have still been upset. He is right, he should have fkin stayed home but not because of YOUR performance!
I am not totally siding with you because if your pics are not accurate, he has every right to point that out; however, he should not have dogged your performance because of the looks issue. How can someone be a damn 2 if they actually TRY every damn thing under the sun to get a guy off? Should have not be at least a 6?
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You say it sounds like she did everything she could to please him? Where did you read that? I totally agreed he should have left, but he stayed and reviewed her looks and performance as he saw it. There are acts that move the score up the scale, but if they are done poorly should she still get the points for it? Here's a point for BBBJ, its ok that you inky took me in 1/4 inch and never actually erapped your lips around my cock. Here's a other point for DFK, even though you had nasty breath and tasted like rotten fish. And of course he should have stay home because of HER performance. He's the one who took the time to read reviews and learn about her AND he spent his hard earned dollars on the hooker. Who cares about fireworks when he went there for for a parade. Funny though, the OP hasn't said once that the review was unfair or that she would take it up with TER or emailed the reviewer. Just another sob fest because things didn't go her way.
when they were refused something someone else got..because they didn't wash their ass.
When you hookers go on the provider only page and rate us or when you decide to create the TERFW (The erotic review for whores), then you can rate our asses all you want. The reviews here cover our view of the services rendered for money exchanged. The reviewer of the OP has other very fair reviews. His experience here was less than expected and that expectation came from the other reviews of her. He was in his right to rate her based on the experience he had.
My point back to LR wasn't about wether or not this was fair, it was about wether or not she should have gotten a higher rating on performance just because she tried. Guess next time If i just try to wash my ass is that good enough?
I have to say this about that review ; Just makes him look like a jerk, I mean if she's not what you expected then leave.
He didn't have to go through with it yet he did . Kinda on him.
You would all be sobbing about how he should have stayed to give her a chance and not to judge her just on her looks. Just how could he tell what her performance was going to be? I've seen hundreds of reviews where the performance was rock solid and there is a small mention that the hooker put on some weight. It's the two things ladies, misrepresentation from the pictures and poor performance based on the history in the reviews. She may have had an off day, but he was still in his right to rate her performance as he saw it.
Well I've had someone accuse me of using fake pictures & I showed them the unedited version then told them to leave for being such a moron.
Also one would think if I were to use fake pics, I'd at least use good fake pics for gosh sake.
I've also had someone claim I'm heavier than expected per my ad,
However they were the one who didn't notice how I never have ever made a claim to be thin in the first place.
So it's 100% on them.
Just looks to me like someone didn't get to do whatever they wanted so they got even by posting a severely negative review.
From my perspective it's hard for me to believe someone could go that far down hill in only a few months time.
Anyway I'm glad there's still sweet guys like that out here, we need more of that!
It is bullshit! He was pissed about her LOOKS, not her performance yet he graded her lower in that area as well, BECAUSE OF HER OUTDATED PICS! Did you even read the review?
So I've been away from TER for a while...
I finally got around to reading some PM's about my experience with Mimi. I still stand by my original review. I've seen many ladies out there over the years, but none of them were as bad as Mimi. I read all of her reviews carefully and based on her stellar reviews, I set up a session.
When Mimi first answered the door, I was kind of thrown back by how different she looked in person. She looked much, much older and had put on quite a bit of weight. It was like i had an appointment with Mimi's older, much heavier sister...NOT at all the girl in the pictures!
Should I have left? Maybe, but the little head was doing the thinking at that moment.
The session went down hill quickly from there...
Mimi's stomach was bigger than mine! I couldn't keep it up, i left after about 10 minutes and TOFTT.
I have NEVER met a provider who looked soo different that her advertised pics.
So thats why I rated her so low. It was deserved.
I wouldn't worry about 1 bad review when you have so many good ones.
That was a really nice story though.
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This was athe best read I have reasd in some time .Brought water to my eyes that theres a man out here that realizes this in a woman .
Love, TC
I recently got a bad review and have been feeling really sad ever since. One of my clients sent me this and I thought to pass it on to you. I hope it inspires you.
WOMAN
By the time God made woman, He was into His sixth day of working overtime
An angel appeared and said, "Why are You spending so much time on this one?" and God answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?" She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 moveable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything with only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands? No way! .... and thats just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day
Wait until tomorrow to finish."
"But I wont", God protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick and can work 18 hour days".
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft , God".
"She is soft", God agreed,"but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
God replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something, and reaching out , touched the woman's cheek,
"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
"That is not a leak", God corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?", the angel asked.
God said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow,her pain ,her disappointment, her love , her loneliness, her grief and her pride. "
The angel was impressed.
"You are a Genius, God. Woman is truly amazing".
And she is !
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They dont take no for an answer when they believe there is a better
solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they're are strong
when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
hey give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH
Its hard to not take it personally because it is VERY personal, but don't let it get you down. It happens to all of us in one way or another in this "world"
For every 1 asshole, there are a few more nice guys.
My best to you
XO
Brooke
by women and their capacity to love.
I don't see the same thing in men.
I recently got a bad review and have been feeling really sad ever since. One of my clients sent me this and I thought to pass it on to you. I hope it inspires you.
WOMAN
By the time God made woman, He was into His sixth day of working overtime
An angel appeared and said, "Why are You spending so much time on this one?" and God answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?" She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 moveable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything with only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands? No way! .... and thats just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day
Wait until tomorrow to finish."
"But I wont", God protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick and can work 18 hour days".
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft , God".
"She is soft", God agreed,"but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
God replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something, and reaching out , touched the woman's cheek,
"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
"That is not a leak", God corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?", the angel asked.
God said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow,her pain ,her disappointment, her love , her loneliness, her grief and her pride. "
The angel was impressed.
"You are a Genius, God. Woman is truly amazing".
And she is !
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They dont take no for an answer when they believe there is a better
solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they're are strong
when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
hey give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH