What is the funniest thing said to you (or overheard being said about you)?

I was walking into Wal-Mart of all places and this guy turned around and said to his friend, "Look at the pooper on that one." LOL! It made me laugh and grossed me out all at the same time. HA!


Just thought we needed some humor on this board.

*Said to me at a massage parlor in China:
"I don't smoke the smelly pink cigar" (translation: no blow jobs)

*Said to me by my boss, while he was EXTREMELY drunk at a company picnic while looking at the hot young receptionist:
"If I wasn't so drunk I'd fuck me with her dick" (translation: beats the crap outta me but it made me laugh for an hour)

I was with a provider once and as she prepared for giving me oral, she said "Oh good, your dick isn't too big." I thought to myself, "Well, at least she didn't say "Your dick isn't VERY big."

rather naive mind you. He said to me out of the blue(refering to something completely different), "I can't wait to get bald". The cashier fumbled her way to get us the hell out of there QUICKLY.

after we had done the deed and a good time was had by all, she said "wow I guess it's true, size doesn't matter."  She meant it as a compliment I assume.

When buying condoms I always like for the clerk (especially if a young cute lady) to tell me to "Have a good day".  I respond: "That's the plan". Then watch them blush.

Thanks for making me laugh! HA!

I was on the phone with a new guy I am sort of falling  for, and have yet to say the L word yet, but I want to.. and my daughter who is gonna be 4, was listening to a one sided conversation... I was telling him " I want to tell you something... then I paused...." and my daughter yelled out "tell him you you love him!"

I was soo embarrassed but had to laugh at the way a child can sense things and say what ever is on their mind with no fear lmao!

Oh I know it lol and if we were on webcam, he would have seen my BEAT red face lol