For some reason, Hobbyists don't like to be referred to as "Johns".

when referring to my bitches.

Even though a bit of a tongue twister

I find "polygamy for fun & profit" a more accurate euphemism than “The Hobby”

someone defined it as like shagging fast with pants still on or something.


i thought boffing was just regular, uh you know, blanking.

now i use the word blank for blanking cuz its discreet and plus it sounds a lil funny too --  like the sound of spitting m & m's at a coca cola can.

I no longer say hooker or prostitute unless it is in reference to a skanky street corner drug addict chicks. I replaced it with "provider" "Escort" or simply... "Lady" for specific ones I know to be.