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MagicMedic 5 Reviews 453 reads
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A priest was taking confessions when he got ill. He saw an alter boy and told the alter boy to sit in and take confessions while he was away at the bathroom.
The alter boy said "but father I don't know what to say" the priest replied with "just tell them to say two Hail Mary's and one Our Father"
A lady steps in the confessional and says " forgive me father for I have sinned, I have been sucking cock for money and my husband doesn't know"
The alter boy got confused and ran out to find Father, when he saw another alter boy. He asked thim "what does Father give for a blow job?"
The second alter boy says "two snickers bars and a coke"

CincinnatiGuy2241 reads

(But I'm sure you guys can -- and will -- chime in, too.)

Have you ever seen a client you know is a priest?

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macdaddy1944627 reads

last i heard..they much prefer little boys..

Posted By: CincinnatiGuy
(But I'm sure you guys can -- and will -- chime in, too.)

Have you ever seen a client you know is a priest?
-- Modified on 3/16/2013 4:33:50 PM

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elusive1two524 reads

dam, mcdaddy u beat me to it. lol

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rusty6721494 reads

Hard to find them in escort ads though. lol

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MagicMedic454 reads

A priest was taking confessions when he got ill. He saw an alter boy and told the alter boy to sit in and take confessions while he was away at the bathroom.
The alter boy said "but father I don't know what to say" the priest replied with "just tell them to say two Hail Mary's and one Our Father"
A lady steps in the confessional and says " forgive me father for I have sinned, I have been sucking cock for money and my husband doesn't know"
The alter boy got confused and ran out to find Father, when he saw another alter boy. He asked thim "what does Father give for a blow job?"
The second alter boy says "two snickers bars and a coke"

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elusive1two648 reads

lofl!!! JK I just couldn't resist.

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CincinnatiGuy417 reads

Posted By: elusive1two
lofl!!! JK I just couldn't resist.
It's spelled "altar."

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elusive1two385 reads

whatever. into half a bottle of vodka. cut me some slack. lol

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CincinnatiGuy382 reads

Posted By: elusive1two
whatever. into half a bottle of vodka. cut me some slack. lol
Thou Shalt Not Drink and Post.

You might spill your drink.

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clarence37554 reads

and she was ranting to me about this client who negotiated her donation, complained about the room, stayed over time, and then started phone stalking her for more dates and asking for discounts and freebies... and during the course of conversation, she found out he was a reverend. She's full of stories about cops, judges, lawyers, social workers, and (now) the clergy :-)

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rusty6721407 reads

Would be interesting to hear stories about those who crack down or oppose prostitution like cops,priests and other 'morally upstanding,family-values' politicians who say or do one thing then say or do another.

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clarence37456 reads

couldn't care less about prostitution, and only "crack down" when their chief is on a tear because he is getting complaints, or the mayor is on his ass because it's an election year. Many cops use hookers as informants regarding the drug trade (I'm talking mostly about street girls).

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perfectstorm464 reads

Then another guy followed him in.
:)

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clarence37467 reads

and the bartender says, "what is this, a joke?"

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CincinnatiGuy382 reads

Oy vey!

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inicky46404 reads


A Hasidic Jew walks into a bar in lower Manhattan.  He has a parrot on his shoulder.  The barkeep walks up and says, "Hey, where'd you get that?"
The parrot says, "Brooklyn.  There's thousands of them there."
Rimshot

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HeathersLuv4u516 reads

He (P411 member) disclosed this while putting his shoes ON.
It traumatized me.!
Wait, No..Actually, It fuked my mind up for about a week.
Still have the occasional flashbacks, like right now...ugh
Jezzus...Ya never know what the day will bring...;-)

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**Lana**433 reads

No but give it time and I know I will  lol

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oldted406 reads

a playground of a prep school. The priest says, "let's screw 'em"...The rabbi says, "out of what?"

I'll let myself out.

Posted By: CincinnatiGuy
(But I'm sure you guys can -- and will -- chime in, too.)

Have you ever seen a client you know is a priest?

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angelexotic534 reads

a priest and a nun come for an appt together.

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clarence37350 reads

I don't care HOW hot you are, I don't believe you :-)

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ShellyReed380 reads

Three

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