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89Springer 629 reads
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Sorry if you took offense to my bumper sticker post. It was meant as a joke, a poke at the "Save Tibet" bumper stickers,  and not a commentary on labias or aging.

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Panthera121116 reads

I was reading on a local board about a hobbyist who was looking for large labia/lips. The providers who offered to deliver themselves are all 50+ year olds. Now, I can understand that tits which are not surgically enhanced will droop and flatten out with age, but do their pussies also droop?  
I have never seen a 50+ year old pussy in person so I will defer to those who have or own one.

Love-my-job892 reads

Large lips and labias are large by size, not because they sag.  OMG!  You are an idiot!  I know ladies , in their 20's who have large lips.  Duh!!!!!

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Panthera12792 reads

I never made mention of how they started out. I asked how they are ending up with age. If the question was so dumb, how come you didn't answer it? So who is the real retard here Ms Love-the-envelope-not-strange-dicks.

Panthera12643 reads

So your tits and ass are sagging but your pussy is not. That's all you had to confess. Sheesh!

Love-my-job657 reads

If you only knew:-)  Enough of feeding the troll though!!

But will you Love-your-job in a few years when you need a jock strap for your cunt?

Panthera12648 reads

You are supposed to make the "feed" comment at the very beginning of a thread, not after everyone has already replied. Man, I can't take you anywhere, lol.

...to be sure that those who responded to the ISO would be representative of all 50+ providers. My immediate thoughts are No the labia don't droop with age like the breasts do. Though acknowledging that everyone is different leads me to think it's possible some do but it could be for reasons other than simply age.

My limited experience also leads me to say No the labia don't droop with age. My first wife and I were together from 18 years of age to 41 yrs of age.  Hers didn't droop. Haven't seen her labia since so I can't say about how they are know at nearly 60 yrs old. I've known two women for 10 yrs, from their 30th year to their 40th year. No drooping there. Yes their breasts have begun to droop a little, very little. Again everyone is different so some 40 yr olds I know don't appear to have droopy breasts but I didn't see them when they were teens and 20's.

Met my second wife when she was 45. Nice labia. Didn't look droopy to me. Haven't seen her since she was 51 they didn't change any during that time. At the end that was the only thing I liked about her.

I dated a lady for a couple of years. She was 55-56 yrs old. Her labia looked good. But I don't know what they looked like prior to her being 55 so what does that tell you?

No way to know for sure. But I'll stick with No they don't droop like breasts do.  

I'm hoping your question was in jest but thanks for affording me the opportunity to recall memories of the pussies I have known

Panthera12659 reads

Thanks for the answer. I suppose the weight and mass makes all the difference.

DeepVDiver613 reads

...will my dick get longer with age, as a result of gravity? Just wondering. And hoping...

89Springer623 reads

No.  

As for the labia, I've seen all sizes at all ages. I personally like small, petite ones.

Panthera12602 reads

Your proboscis will get longer over time while your dick will shrivel up.

DeepVDiver585 reads

will become an even better clitty-tickler!

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And even though some of these guys say their 50 something ex's had normal labia, they aren't the average hooker taking 4 or 5 cocks a day.  Jamming toys, and fingers up their cunts for the busy hobbier.

I think it's safe to assume a 50 something hooker whose been at it for 15 plus years is gonna have a droopy twat.  Just like the rest of what she puts on the photo threads.  Gross  Cover that shit up.

Love-my-job617 reads

Lucky lady that gets you though guess that is why  you have to hang out on a fuck board spewing your nastiness!  Lol

But I know "you love your job".  That's why you're defending the droop.

Panthera12654 reads

stops snapping back into place, losing elasticity. I suppose as long as those pussies don't disintegrate they have to show the wear and tear over the years.

Now, just the normal wear and tear from sex, would not do that. Child bearing, extreme conditions, etc. could in fact alter the vagina, but a vagina that fks ONE guy every day for 15 years, is no different from the vagina of a hooker who fks different guys, NOT every day for 15 years. If a gal has a boyfriend with a 9 inch weenie, she is going to be more stretched out than a hooker who only sees small men. I mean duh. The vagina does not know it's a different d*ck, only a different size.  

If my shit ever looks like roast beef, you can bet I am making an appt. for vaginal reconstruction surgery. Luckily, it is the one thing on my body that still looks good ha ha ha

Just the opposite, the more exercise will keep the hooker's labia firmer, hence less droop.

bludive_1533 reads

Show me your sagging ball sack and I'll show you my sagging Labia!! What a social rere!  

Posted By: Panthera12
I was reading on a local board about a hobbyist who was looking for large labia/lips. The providers who offered to deliver themselves are all 50+ year olds. Now, I can understand that tits which are not surgically enhanced will droop and flatten out with age, but do their pussies also droop?  
 I have never seen a 50+ year old pussy in person so I will defer to those who have or own one.

Panthera12710 reads

Someone may give you $20 to view it, but I am not interested. Welcome back.

I'm sorry I even found this thread.  So many unkind comments, to say the least. I can't understand why.  Oh yeah, maybe cause I'm one of those "old broads"

Love-my-job766 reads

one has to wonder, who raised them.  They may not have SO, but they all have mothers!  Scary!

Panthera12740 reads

I am sure that your mother is proud of you and your "accomplishments".

Because they like tight pussy? One of the ugliest things about BOTH genders is the Gravitational Pull lol.

Leave the "saggers" to those men who are far-sighted and don't fuck with their glasses on.

89Springer630 reads

Sorry if you took offense to my bumper sticker post. It was meant as a joke, a poke at the "Save Tibet" bumper stickers,  and not a commentary on labias or aging.

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One of my favorite bumper stickers said, "Nuke the Unborn Gay Whales!"
I also liked, "I *Heart* Animals.
                  They are Delicious."
Then again, there's the old standard:
"How's My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT"

Springer,
I did not take offense to your post and appreciated the humorous "poke".  

I'm sure I'm moderated because I've never even requested to be "unmoderated", so I believe my response happened to fall under yours by way of timing only.  

Never know when something I post will appear or be denied for the misbehaving, rule-breaking, bad girl I am.  Wheeee! There I go, just crackin' myself up again!  
                    We're all good Darlin'!
                                                    Bad Lil Desi :-)

I saw one that said, "How's my driving? Call 1-800 EAT SHIT" bwahahhaa.

Every man over 50 would be well hung.

I'm not pretending to be an expert here but why does anyone think low-hanging lips are the result of age?  I recall the thread to which the OP referred and you'll find I posted a response on it about a very young girl I'd recently seen who had quite large lippage.  My guess is she's under 25.  I think you've either got em or you don't, at any age.
I've been with gals from 19 to their late 40s and see no correlation between age and lip size.  So I'd say the sample size of that thread proves nothing.

It's not gravity pulling them down but the lose of muscle with age.  Kinda like a fat stomache starts hanging over the belt.

Panthera12641 reads

But I am sure Frank Perdue would have agreed with you.

Posted By: FlaSailorRon
It's not gravity pulling them down but the lose of muscle with age.  Kinda like a fat stomache starts hanging over the belt.
I beg to differ, Mr. Sailor.  Female breasts have no muscle, therefore I think gravity, pregnancy, breast-feeding and large fluctuations in weight, contribute to the "droopy" result.  (Heehee! Remember that cartoon with the dog named, Droopy? Loved him!)

Here's a hint for the ladies from someone who became a 32D(almost overnight) at 14 yrs. When you're not sleeping with your man, while you are pregnant and definitely when you're nursing, wear a SUPPORT bra all the time, including when you go to bed and the "twins" will still salute you in the mirror, even when you're an "old broad" like me.
                 
If only Heloise, shared such helpful hints!

bludive_1641 reads

Are we in middles school with the boys that ride the short bus??  Sure seems that way!  Grow the F up!

Posted By: Panthera12
I was reading on a local board about a hobbyist who was looking for large labia/lips. The providers who offered to deliver themselves are all 50+ year olds. Now, I can understand that tits which are not surgically enhanced will droop and flatten out with age, but do their pussies also droop?  
 I have never seen a 50+ year old pussy in person so I will defer to those who have or own one.

Love them and NO.  

I have been with ladies in their 20's that have them and
ladies over 50 that do not.

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