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Re: One for the ladies? Dude, we are men, needing industrial strength shit
impposter 49 Reviews 108 reads
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Just don't use it too soon before a session. It contains mineral oil.

AmLactin Inactive Ingredients: Water, Lactic Acid Neutralized With Ammonium Hydroxide, Light MINERAL OIL, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, Propylene Glycol, Glycerin, Magnesium Aluminum Silicate, Laureth-4, Polyoxyl 40 Stearate, Cetyl Alcohol, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Methylcellulose.

Claudius423101065 reads

maybe i'm just getting old, maybe it is that this winter has been especially harsh, nevertheless i am finding that my skin is extraordinarily dry to the point of being annoying. i'm finding it irritating to almost the point of pain.

one of the nicer touches on my most recent sucessful first time visit was that the lady observed the dryness and did something about it. the ladies i visit repeatedly are all deliciously and sensually moisturized and really feel good to the touch. it is only fair that i reciprocate. some may not appreciate that i am not the average demanding client but welcome collaboration. so.............

i would appreciate some recommendations for skin treatment so that if i am going in to an appointment i can be as pleasant to the touch as possible even if a shower is required.

since i am too old, too ugly, and not quite worth 8-9 figures (LOL!) i need to exercise as much guile as possible to be a tolerable client, right? cleverness and exquisite taste may not be enough without appealing to the tactile....

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HaleyOrlando189 reads

I like AHAVA Dead sea scrub with a wash cloth and then hemp moisturizer slathered all over while my skin is damp. Doing this before bed is always a plus

Kisses Haley

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Paris-Bouvier203 reads

I squirt Dermalogica lotion, or whatever is on hand, into the palm of my hand and then add in a few drops of Vitamin E oil. Just mix them together until you have the desired consistency and apply to your skin.

**You may also substitute Vitamin E oil with Cuticle Oil.

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sweetnicole1142 reads

Jergens makes a good one and it's not expensive either.
If you are really dry a bath with moisturizing bath beads.
exfoliate that dry skin

oh and just to be a bitch...this post qualifies for this board how?
No don't really care just couldn't resist. lol ;)

Peace
Nicole

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Claudius42310144 reads

there is an element of erotica involved. it might be of more interest than just being "about me".

i raelize that you are annoyed with certain posts being pulled.... but//// i didn't pull them.

peace back at you.

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UrKiddinMe130 reads

naked as your skin flakes off like a snow storm.
However, as a solution to your problem...have all of you mangina buddies circle around you and COB.
Then they can all get together and rub it into your pores. Not only will it help your skin, but I'm sure that you will all have the hardest erections that any of you have had in years!  You'd be able to play white knights of the round table, and have sword fights all night long!

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impposter111 reads

I'm not one of the ladies but if you plan to use something just before getting together, check the ingredients carefully. Some moisturizers are actually oil-izers and some oils (baby oil, mineral oil, petroleum jelly) will destroy latex.

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EveAlexander147 reads

Lotions and potions are great. I certainly exfoliate and lather up with the best of them. However, if you're not hydrating from the inside out, no amount of external work will cut it. Besides, drinking lots of water helps the body stay healthy, and helps maintain weight(tests have shown that many people often eat when their bodies are really sending thirst signals).

Drink/chug 16 oz of ice cold water in the morning when you wake. It kick starts your metabolism by dropping your core temperature, and it rehydrates your body after your fast (sleep). From there on out, keep your water at your desk, or your main place of sedentary residence. It becomes second nature in no time. :-)

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Claudius4231092 reads

i really didn't start to notice much difficulty until i resumed business travel this month. perhaps it is a matter of my environment not being as controlled. travel also increases dehydration, caffeine and alcohol.... hmmm.

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Sensual Leigh152 reads

Plenty of water yes..
I use jergens ultra healing..as soon as i step out of the bath after toweling off while your skin is still a bit damp and it keeps the moisture in your skin nicely.
and no winter dry itchy skin.

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impposter124 reads

Jergens Ultra Healing Ingredients: Water, Glycerin, Cetearyl Alcohol, Petrolatum, Mineral Oil, Ceteareth-20, Aluminum Starch Octenylsuccinate, ASCORBYL PALMITATE*, TOCOPHEROL**, PANTHENOL***, PENTYLENE GLYCOL, LECITHIN, ALCOHOL, Cetyl-PG Hydroxyethyl Palmitamide, Allantoin, Dimethicone, Glyceryl Dilaurate, CYCLOPENTASILOXANE, Stearic Acid, CARBOMER, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Sodium Hydroxide, DMDM Hydantoin, Fragrance.

The Petrolatum and Mineral Oil will dissolve latex. Don't use it too soon before covering up or the cover will be compromised.

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Smarty1101172 reads

Just kidding, but I think the ladies have a whole different approach to their already soft skin.

Dry rough skin is different for men than women. Unless your are Mangina, then all bets are off.

Check this stuff out. AmLactin
Moisturizing Body Lotion
Clinically proven formula - Alpha Hydroxy Therapy.
Moisturizes an Exfoliates Rough, dry skin.
Also fragrance free, which is a plus for hobbying.
Check out the link. Also google it and do price shopping cause this stuff is not cheap, at least if you go through a lot of it, which I DO.

That's right, not a Mangina, but I use this stuff for dry skin condition and works great. Recommended by my dermatologist.

Related Link: AmLactin

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Smarty1101130 reads

I guess this stuff is available at Walgreens, CVS pharmacies and even Costco.

Dayum, maybe at Costco ya get it in the 55 gallon drum, they do things big there. lol

If all else fails, there Dr. Smarty's Rooten Tooten - Two Ball Solution.

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Claudius42310105 reads

about this sort of thing. thanks, a couple of things to think about.

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impposter109 reads

Just don't use it too soon before a session. It contains mineral oil.

AmLactin Inactive Ingredients: Water, Lactic Acid Neutralized With Ammonium Hydroxide, Light MINERAL OIL, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, Propylene Glycol, Glycerin, Magnesium Aluminum Silicate, Laureth-4, Polyoxyl 40 Stearate, Cetyl Alcohol, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Methylcellulose.

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