I was forwarded this cute message from a friend.
Some of the listed idioms are idiotic and illogical but nonetheless, quiet funny.

Enjoy

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For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity
(....as well as the idiosyncrasies of the English language)


1. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES DO THEY BECOME DISORIENTED?

2.  I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, 'WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?'  SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

3. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

4. IF A DEAF PERSON SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

5. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

6. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

7. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

8. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

9.  WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

10. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS?   ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?

11. If A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

12. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

13. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

14. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.


15. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

16. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

17. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

How do you know if yogurt has gone bad?

Or horseradish?

Those are great. Let me add, if a rabbit gets a mohawk, is it called a bad hare day?