I think I can do it with a judcer.

Not sure if it will do as you stated. Though watermelon has many benefits or watermelon water. Go check the benefits if you have not done so already.

You drink that aloe water? I always though if you ate an aloe plant you would end up sick, I guess I was wrong. So can I just bite off a piece of aloe leave, chew it up and wash it down with a sip of watered-down Kool-Aid?

Viagra doesn't make your penis bigger.

You and fatvern have definitely got to be brothers or related some way!

If you want to see if L-citrulline does anything for you and your penis, just buy some from the drug store. You might want to read the warnings and contraindications, first.  

Hahahahhaha!!

But how are you supposed to get a watermelon up inside your penis?