I want to take Aricka Kaine's panties so that when my dearly departed hunting dog greets me at the gate, he will quickly be able to get Aricka's scent and go track her down whenever she arrives.
to a much higher realm of existence. May not be ready for nirvana yet but to hang with me you will definitely be residing in a nice peaceful celestial world. I do feel I deserve a harem of celestial maidens of my choosing to meet my every need of course So you best get your act together my friend!
I hope when I get were I'm going after I'm gone that most everything I could want would be there waiting for me: - All the friends and relatives, everybody that I'd want to see that have preceeded me - All the books I've read or ever wanted to read - All the music I could ever want to listen to
You get the idea.
So I guess the thing I'd want to take with me would be summed up in the song title that goes "2 tickets to Paradise".
Why 2 tickets? In case I lost one I'd have a backup!
I want to take Aricka Kaine's panties so that when my dearly departed hunting dog greets me at the gate, he will quickly be able to get Aricka's scent and go track her down whenever she arrives.
There was the man who made his wife promise to put all his riches in the casket with him & she agreed to do so. After the funeral her friend asked her if she followed through on the promise & the wife said that she did and that her could cash the check anytime he wanted.
Then there was the guy who cashed out his accounts & bought a huge chest of gold & jewels & had it placed in the attic above his bed so he could grab it on his way to heaven. After he died the family went up to see if it wa still there & it was. One of his sons said, "He must have gone the other way."
Assuming Miss Lacy, a gorgeous yellow Labrador, my one true love, and hunting buddy will be waiting for me just the other side of the Rainbow Bridge, I'd want to take my Browning 20 guage pump so she and I could spend eternity hunting together... Without her? Nothing. MVR
with the lovely ladies who choose to help us through the lonely difficult times we sometimes experience. Cecelia, I look forward to getting to know you in a few months when I travel your way.
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