I made a last minute appointment the day of and I slept all day because I didn't feel like working and just wanted to ready myself for this gorgeous hot babe. I literally had a friggin blast. Even though we started as awkward strangers, a bit reserved from both sides initially, eventually we began to click realizing that we share similar interests, similar sense of humor, and fun loving personalities. Only difference was that she likes to be sober while I have mastered the art of getting hammered. Hey, maybe opposites attract? She also really thought that I was close to her age even though I'm actually 10+ years older. Her highest guess of my age was the same as what I hear from civvie white girls which means she was not just being polite.  

Did she look like Julia Roberts?

Posted By: Drunken Asian

I made a last minute appointment the day of and I slept all day because I didn't feel like working and just wanted to ready myself for this gorgeous hot babe. I literally had a friggin blast. Even though we started as awkward strangers, a bit reserved from both sides initially, eventually we began to click realizing that we share similar interests, similar sense of humor, and fun loving personalities. Only difference was that she likes to be sober while I have mastered the art of getting hammered. Hey, maybe opposites attract? She also really thought that I was close to her age even though I'm actually 10+ years older. Her highest guess of my age was the same as what I hear from civvie white girls which means she was not just being polite.  
   
 After I popped the 2nd time and got ready to head out the door, she said the standard "I really enjoyed seeing you" line. In the back of my mind, I'm thinking "Yeah I hear that standard line from providers trying to be polite, I'm 10 years older so I am aware it is what it is: just business. Whatever". I didn't tell her this of course, that's just what goes on in my mind when I hear that. I said the same standard "me too" line figuring this is where we part ways. Difference is that I really did enjoy seeing her, I mean, she was very pretty, model material, and there was chemistry so I wasn't lying.  
   
 She then asks what I'm doing after. Huh? Obviously, I'm gonna get something to eat, go home get drunk, and pass out. Immediately, she invited me to eat with her.  So, we ordered food and just chilled together, shooting the shit. But it gets better! She then hands the donation back to me, saying she found this on the counter and that I shouldn't lay cash around in a girls room.  Ok, this is odd, I thought. A girl handing me the donation back doesn't happen frequently at all. Even better was that during our late night OTC dinner, she spoon fed me like how a girlfriend feeds her boyfriend. Awww. That was really sweet.  
   
 I have to admit I like gorgeous white babes. They are the best thing since sliced American white bread. The white babes I click with are very friendly, tend to be submissive to a real gentlemen especially a well mannered cultured asian-american man, not as opinionated or dumb as you might think, not bitchy, and overall just very sweet. We watched TV together but after a bit she turned it off because she didn't want our conversation to be distracted. Talk about GFE in and out of the session!! Needless to say, I felt it wouldn't be right not to compensate her after taking up so much of her time until crazy hours at night. I left the donation back on the table cuz she obviously deserved it. I was sober during the time I was with her but I came home and just had to got hammered, made me smile thinking of this evening.  
   
 Moral of the story: Sometimes a provider really means it when she says she enjoyed having you. It's not always grammy award winning hollywood acting.  
   
 And that's how a Great Asian American Hobbyist rolls!      
   
 

We know you've got him.  But why did you have to replace him with our Board Piñata!  Please don't harm DA. His "clique" is taking up a collection for a large ransom.

Go read some of the drivel that blue has posted and you'll see the humor...

Considering how he is a drunk, i think it may have been Elisabeth Shue.

Posted By: DURHAMDREW63

Did she look like Julia Roberts?  
   

Posted By: Drunken Asian

I made a last minute appointment the day of and I slept all day because I didn't feel like working and just wanted to ready myself for this gorgeous hot babe. I literally had a friggin blast. Even though we started as awkward strangers, a bit reserved from both sides initially, eventually we began to click realizing that we share similar interests, similar sense of humor, and fun loving personalities. Only difference was that she likes to be sober while I have mastered the art of getting hammered. Hey, maybe opposites attract? She also really thought that I was close to her age even though I'm actually 10+ years older. Her highest guess of my age was the same as what I hear from civvie white girls which means she was not just being polite.    
     
  After I popped the 2nd time and got ready to head out the door, she said the standard "I really enjoyed seeing you" line. In the back of my mind, I'm thinking "Yeah I hear that standard line from providers trying to be polite, I'm 10 years older so I am aware it is what it is: just business. Whatever". I didn't tell her this of course, that's just what goes on in my mind when I hear that. I said the same standard "me too" line figuring this is where we part ways. Difference is that I really did enjoy seeing her, I mean, she was very pretty, model material, and there was chemistry so I wasn't lying.  
     
  She then asks what I'm doing after. Huh? Obviously, I'm gonna get something to eat, go home get drunk, and pass out. Immediately, she invited me to eat with her.  So, we ordered food and just chilled together, shooting the shit. But it gets better! She then hands the donation back to me, saying she found this on the counter and that I shouldn't lay cash around in a girls room.  Ok, this is odd, I thought. A girl handing me the donation back doesn't happen frequently at all. Even better was that during our late night OTC dinner, she spoon fed me like how a girlfriend feeds her boyfriend. Awww. That was really sweet.    
     
  I have to admit I like gorgeous white babes. They are the best thing since sliced American white bread. The white babes I click with are very friendly, tend to be submissive to a real gentlemen especially a well mannered cultured asian-american man, not as opinionated or dumb as you might think, not bitchy, and overall just very sweet. We watched TV together but after a bit she turned it off because she didn't want our conversation to be distracted. Talk about GFE in and out of the session!! Needless to say, I felt it wouldn't be right not to compensate her after taking up so much of her time until crazy hours at night. I left the donation back on the table cuz she obviously deserved it. I was sober during the time I was with her but I came home and just had to got hammered, made me smile thinking of this evening.    
     
  Moral of the story: Sometimes a provider really means it when she says she enjoyed having you. It's not always grammy award winning hollywood acting.    
     
  And that's how a Great Asian American Hobbyist rolls!        
     
 

Aww I was hoping it was a real story and that he had a fabulous time. lol

embellish the story?

You actually had me believing that shit until I read Curly's post...... damn I'm slipping lol.

Not denying that he did. He is a veteran monger. But it was certainly embellished to piss on Blue.  

...not be slipping no more !!

True.   None of it was fiction, I don't make shut up especially when I'm drunk posting.  

I left Vegas a month ago,  so I'm not there anymore.  

I gotta say I'm as happy as a pig in a pile of shit.  

Join the dark side.

If I were a betting man, which I am I'd lay 2-1 odds that you're posting under the influence as we speak lol.

at least for me, the situation you describe has happened a few times. I don't claim to be some Don-Juan or anything.
One time (at Band-Camp), i met a girl downtown Chicago at a great hotel.  She made mention in our email exchanges that she would like some sort of fruit juice ( i don't remember the exact juice). I stopped by the Traders Joe's near her hotel and grabbed her a few bottles. We did the normal session, and i had a great time. As i was getting dressed, she asked if i was hungry and we went to Gibsons. When the bill came, i reached for it. She grabbed it took my donation out and paid the whole bill with my donation, then when we were in the cab back to her hotel, she pulled out the remainder of my donation, as well as reached in her purse and gave me the full donation back. She told me that she had a great time in bed and at dinner. I walk her back to her room and she said to come inside and we had sex again. Afterwards, it was late, and she said just sleep here. We hung out all night, got up, had sex again and went to Toast for breakfast.
I saw her 3 other times after that. Each time i paid her donation fee. Though we did go out afterwards each time for drinks, Hancock Observatory, and other places.
I believe out of the dozens and dozens of girls I've seen, this has happened just a couple other times.
And....i'm no Drunken Asian. Just a stoned, middle aged-white guy.

Bravo Yellow Brother!

my young padawan. Fundamental baseball must you play. Swing for the fences, all the time, you must not.  :

Man ... she's good!

Posted By: Drunken Asian

I gotta say I'm as happy as a pig in a pile of shit.    
   
 I don't always run into hot young girls who genuinely enjoy hanging with older guys but when I do, she's a new favorite.  

Following DA's path could be harmful to your liver.

Just...wondering.