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Re: Oh my gawd! That like, soooooo happened to me once!!!
removeme89 6 Reviews 1055 reads
posted
1 / 8

Are you like me???

Are you constantly searching, raking your sex starved brain trying to find that perfect excuse for the SO or the boss or co-workers about an unexplained absence when you've REALLY just spent a couple of wonderful hours with your ATF or someone hot that you just had to see?

Or maybe you sometimes just need a good explanation of WHY you didn't show up when you were expected to in the civvie world???

Well I found a great one to use::

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8lOwsMJSvk&feature=PlayList&p=EC93C40139ECE73A&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2


TER members are NOT allowed to use this as an excuse after a NCNS.

Why??

Because I posted it here on TER so everybody will know your just making excuses...
And it just wouldn't be right..


:-D  :-D   :-D

C_K

Cary Sweetie See my TER Reviews 86 reads
posted
2 / 8

You mean I can't use that one anymore? I am late all the time, now I will have to come up with a REAL excuse. Damn...it's just not fair.

mattradd 40 Reviews 118 reads
posted
3 / 8

cause you always stay to the right if you're not climbing the escalator stairs, because about 50% of the people are passing on the left at a rapid rate of speed. Oh, and my wife has been their too, so that excuse won't fly for me. But, thanks for trying.:)

steelhead1234 14 Reviews 108 reads
posted
4 / 8

My first time in Hong Kong I had such an issue with the escalators.

SinsOfTheFlesh See my TER Reviews 124 reads
posted
5 / 8

I was stuck for like, HOURS. It was just awful. And then to top it all off, once someone finally rescued me from the escalator I got out to the parking lot only to discover I'd locked my keys in my convertible! It wouldn't have been so bad except it took the locksmith an hour to get there, and while I was waiting it started to rain, and everything just got soaked with the top down! *sniff* It was just one of those days where EVERYTHING just went wrong :(

removeme89 6 Reviews 112 reads
posted
6 / 8

Which provides me the PERFECT opening to post this::

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIOQztubeKg

Which is ALSO not an excuse to NCNS...


C_K


(with apologies to all the lovely ladies who might fit the discription - hell it could happen to anyone!!)

rdhiii 44 Reviews 98 reads
posted
7 / 8

I was late once because I had to change my car battery and couldn't find a left-handed wrench.

Claudius42310 13 Reviews 96 reads
posted
8 / 8

i just can't quit seeing this upsell girl!

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