The Ten Nicest Lines a Naughty Vixen Can Use on a Hobbyist!

In a few major cities around the world there are vixen schools. Hotties young and old, thin and bbw, learn to be first rate courtesans there.
These are the expressions they memorize and repeat over and over to massage the egos of hobbyists who need that sort of thing, all of us.
These are in no particular order since I'm making this up while waiting for a leggy pouty lipped hottie to tap on my door and enjoy the fireplace and wine tonight:

1. Thank you.
2. I would love to see you again, you were so much fun.
3. Thank you for the roses. Now, I'm going to f**k your brains out as long as you want.
4. You have a very sexy body and look like you stay in shape.
I bet you get it all the time from GFs. May I lick you all over for the rest of the night?
5. I knew when you walked in the door, I would be wet in no time and you could do me all night if you want to.
6. I love the way you lick me. You should write a book on that.
7. Woow, that is really big! Can I keep it?
8. I really enjoyed licking you and taking in every drop. It tasted like French vanilla. Can you rest a little and let me do it again?
9. You are the nicest and most interesting gentleman I've ever met. You can have two hours for the price of one next time, if you'll do me twice as much in every way.
10. Here, take your money back, thanks for the daty. Let me give you another bbjtc before you leave, please.
11. I wish I could give you 50,000 frequent flyer miles for that!

That's an extra one. The funniest I've heard was mean:
Get out of here. The midget convention is down the hall!

-- Modified on 12/6/2002 6:58:33 AM