Now see, there you go assuming...if all terrorists wore cow suits, we'd still need to use profiling to assume that all cow suit wearers were terrorists. Yikes, I can't believe I'm even going here, but what the hell...let me modify my position.
Phase one. All terrorists are to wear cow suits.
Phase two. We'll hire a consulting firm to study any harm done to civil liberties by profiling cow suit wearers in our hunt for terrorists.
Phase three. We'll ignore the consultants findings, and put it on the ballot to the voters.
Phase four. The courts will find the act unconstitutional, and we'll go back to the people touting our record on fighting terror.
I think I may have some bureaucrat in me after all. Maybe I'll sit at my desk, looking busy for the rest of the day, just to prove it.
We know exactly where the one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?
Now see, there you go assuming...if all terrorists wore cow suits, we'd still need to use profiling to assume that all cow suit wearers were terrorists. Yikes, I can't believe I'm even going here, but what the hell...let me modify my position.
Phase one. All terrorists are to wear cow suits.
Phase two. We'll hire a consulting firm to study any harm done to civil liberties by profiling cow suit wearers in our hunt for terrorists.
Phase three. We'll ignore the consultants findings, and put it on the ballot to the voters.
Phase four. The courts will find the act unconstitutional, and we'll go back to the people touting our record on fighting terror.
I think I may have some bureaucrat in me after all. Maybe I'll sit at my desk, looking busy for the rest of the day, just to prove it.
Then it does belong on the P&R board, Bill Maher has become such a mouthpiece for the left that he has ceased to be funny. The venomous bile that comes out of his mouth has lost all entertainment value to me. Hate is not funny
Jon Stewart OTOH while leaning just as far to the left, remains hilarious.
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