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Re: Not always a bad thing
Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 949 reads
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lol

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inicky46753 reads

On the bed-post overnight?

Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6bFTVi0hHs

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escalade19641043 reads

what she said.

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Jacque_Jenesais935 reads

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Back_In_Black978 reads

Wet Spot , right ? Ewwwwwww so much for your breakfast !

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inicky46963 reads

Also a Goo Bazooka.

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inicky46888 reads

on Saint Paddy's Day.  But, yes, those kids are all growed up now!

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TheHoundOfCullin748 reads

Cause that's how I bust every time..
I have been told I taste like Lucky Charms

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HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil850 reads

Semen MIGHT be the "healthier" choice if all factors were considered.

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TheHoundOfCullin833 reads

Plus....
ITS LIMITED EDITION CERAL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
gimmiegimmiegimmie :D

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OSP977 reads

I had a very popular hooker tell me, once, that she only had a 15min window between each client. You're kissing the dudes dick who was there very recently.

See providers who limit dates to one or two a day. Hopefully with enough time in-between for her to "clean up".

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justanillusion811 reads

In 15 minutes I can do a quick APC and a good Listerine gargle all ready for number 6 of the day.

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3mdssa725 reads

6? in ONE day? Woh. Ok. And, ouch? LOL

Posted By: justanillusion
In 15 minutes I can do a quick APC and a good Listerine gargle all ready for number 6 of the day.

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RealityBites726 reads

Really would like you to pm me. I like your posts and am intrigued. I travel alot.

Also I am looking for a quick house cleaner. Sick of those who take hours. You sound quick :D

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TheHoundOfCullin968 reads

And if you care that much. Book her for the day.  
15min clean up is gross...I get that, but.
Do you really think you are safer, or cleaner if she took an hour? Two?
How long will it take for her to be clean?

Every girl is different. Every date is different.

It is not my place to tell the movie theatre when to let me into the next show.
I don't know what movie they played before mine, and if the crowd was rowdy or not.
So I have to trust that my seat will be clean.
Now if I pay 2 bucks for my seat???
Do you think I will enjoy the flick?
I'll bet the 30$ seat uptown will be better.
I don't ask how many movies that theatre played that day..
It is none of my fucking business

 
That is a metaphor to see well established well reviewed girls

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Jacque_Jenesais1155 reads

ewwwwwwww. or tasting a condom if you do DATY lol

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justanillusion1056 reads

Better than tasting the previous guys spooge. All joking aside.

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Jacque_Jenesais950 reads

lol

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Bostonguy57906 reads

And another fun fact to ponder is that the bedspreads only get washed every week or two.

One more reason that I like out calls.

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JustAGal807 reads

We have mastered secrets of completely redecorating entire room in 15 minutes or less.  Its part of Secret Super Hooker Training

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inicky46942 reads

KGB skill, nyet?  Or Smersh.
dddbabe, back in the day.  Watching her field-strip an AK?  Priceless

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inicky461003 reads

I've been around this board long enough to have heard you tell that one!  It's still a marketable skill in many parts of the world.

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DT_lover845 reads

Notice the room has two beds?  The girl "works" on one, sleeps in the other.

These are my thoughts, if any.

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perfectstorm953 reads

When we were done! Changing sheets definitely was nowhere on the agenda!

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RealityBites1073 reads

but I hope they go home and properly clean themselves (or in the case of incall, wait til I leave).

Sorry but weird smelling sheets/towels gross me out.  

Thankfully I am lazy and since I travel so much, I can just do out calls and control it, so things are clean.

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Michelobe01791 reads

at least the sheets...But what about theem..."recreational equipment"? Or do you ask the lady to shower first? Or provide some "Summer's Eve"????

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London Rayne847 reads

THAT is washed after each client, but we are talking less than 6 guys a month here. There is a reason why so many of us are insistent for you to stay ON TOP of the damn duvet we throw down...many women have expensive bedding at incalls that has to be dry cleaned. Unless you want the bill, use common sense. If I let YOU under the sheets, how many other guys do you think I would also let under there? Fkin nasty! The point is to keep fluids OFF the damn mattress, and I have memory foam.

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inicky46928 reads

If she hasn't already thrown it back, I will.  I refuse to play on one.

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London Rayne1236 reads

Yep, which is why I don't use hotels unless I am touring. Even then, I always bring my OWN covers to put on top of the sheets, after I toss their rag off. I am not sleeping in spunk, nor would I have one of my clients be on the same set of anything that was used the day before.

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