Then go green...

I'd have bean a liar if I pretended I didn't carrot all about this.

science.  Other studies have shown that there are other NON-diet related factors that influence attractiveness using the same "sniffing sweaty t-shirts" experimental approach.  There is, however, one kind of green that works almost all the time:

...... like the smell of us Aussie men when we've been eating and exercising.  
Instead of the normal stale beer smell that so many of my compatriots are sporting.  

but you do tend to have smellier farts..

Global warming advocates trying to make men believe eating less meat will get them more poon? LOL.

They can hardly keep their hands off me as it is.  

I literally have no incentive to appear more physically appealing, or to learn any kind of pick-up game because the escorts have made it way too easy for me. Has the hobby caused me to get too complacent? Is that a bad thing?

Good point one kind of greenthat works almost all the time. No free sessions with professionals.

No, I'm guilty too. Civvy girls are too much work!