Even you are a classy guy like I am, you may still sometimes find yourself in a situation of getting down on a woman these days -- it just makes the whole situation a lot sexier.  

thank you for the lesson in Gynecology..usually she will tell me what technique is right or wrong when i go down on her..that way i dont have to study all the intricate parts of her pussy..

and there are days where different things work well for me (and pretty much any woman).

.. where is the TER tab that let's me apply for a refund on the 47 seconds I just wasted reading this.. Gambler, I think you may have a candidate for the SPOTD award... D = decade, not day..

while it was a stupid post and a waste of 47 seconds of your life, He has an awful lot of catching up to get even close to the level of single47, udo, ridge, dungy and escalade!

I agree with PS, this OP can't touch quite a few others. Hey now, damn it! Dungy isn't all that bad!!!  

Anything that is done in a gynecologist visit should never ever EVER be done in a play date!!!!

Don't be afraid of the pussy mon it's not red snapper!

On the internet no one knows you're a dog.  Or a nerd.  

You aren't doing anything but sucking the clit.you have to give attention to the entire kitty, clit, lips and hole. You got to lick it, suck it, and tongue fuck it. Tongue deep while looking up at her and licking back and forth from clit to hole . If you are going to go down on a woman then eat it don't just lick it. Get your face wet in it.

.....but an attempt to keep everyone safer from disease by avoiding swapping fluids.

His case supports the thought that concentrating on only her clit avoids the rest of her vagina where the real potential disease lurks therefore keeping himself safer and healthy.

Holy shit, I am never surprised at the level of ridiculous that you find on the Internet.

If all you do is focus on the clit and you actually pull back the hood, you're probably too stupid to realize your pointy tongue tip is in her urethra! No one requires you go down on a provider but at least do it right, if you are going to bother with it. Guys like you should just hire blow and go, girls. Trust me...no one cares if you go down on them or not, especially with that retarded technique or lack thereof.  

The parade of jackoffs on this board is disturbing.

No shit. He's not telling anyone else to do it what way, or at least I would hope not, but he does seem to be trying to spread around bullshit advice pertaining to the exchange of bodily fluids. I mean, the guy actually thinks fluids are not produced or excreted from the clit bwahahhaa.

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Yep London - he's another in a long line of dickheads on this board.

The idiotic way he goes about eating a pussy is unlikely to produce anything wetter than the Sahara desert, so he should be safe from any of those nasty "fluids" he is so afraid of.

But at least he proves that a man claiming to be "Classy guy" is just as stupid as the female version.

Yep, we have another contestant for the SPOTY's. lol

No pussy juice for you, moron!!! Roflmfao

LMAO...you never disappoint!  

Fluids are not produced or excreted by the clitoris. Muscular contractions can cause a small amount of urine to come out of the urethra which is it's next door neighbor. The lubricating fluids come from the vaginal opening.  
Don't tell me bullshit either unless you want  to prove it, I'm pretty familiar what's going on at that very location.

When I rub my clit, fluids are excreted everywhere, and it's not piss lol. My point is, it is impossible for him to ONLY hit the clit and not any other area where fluids are all around. That's just asinine. Unless the girl has a BIG clit that is easy to suck on like a finger, he is going to have fluids going in his mouth from other areas.  

I agree. U rank near the top

to ask who was the winner of the SPOTM award?  Last I heard, simple47 was in the lead and I don't think he relinquished it.  Will there be an official award ceremony?

Just licking the clot is not eating pussy. Obviously you have never had it eaten right. All of a sudden your worried about fluids. You swallow a mans nut. All y'all on here are nutty

Uh oh

Who will be presenting this inglorious award personally to each and every male winner....complete with a reach around and CIM.

There are a lot of comments on the moron that started it in the first place. I agree that he indeed a moron. I will start the voting and place my vote to have him placed in a corner and away from his computer. His comments are so stupid they are not worth itemizing.  

or you'll end up like Michael Douglas: http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2013/06/03/michael-douglas-oral-sex-caused-throat-cancer/2383863/

Do you dry rub or give your fingers a little lick? And another lick...

His only major competition, escalade pulled up lame at the top of the stretch and was a non factor in the end.

As for an awards ceremony, I propose we have London pin the medal on him, preferably with an industrial nail or staple gun, on a part of his anatomy of her choosing, at a location to be determined.

Did you see the quote that simpleton wrote...pretty sure he's a she.

because when i'm finished, my whole face is cover in fluids and my beard is dripping wet.

Are we talking about licking pussy, or doing a transmission overhaul??
With all this talk of hoods, and fluids. I don't know anymore.

We are not talking shooting or dripping by any means, but just natural lubrication.

Personally I want Mr. FILTHY MOTHA FUCKA licking my pussy...just sayin

If u knew how then u wouldn't have to be told

One very important thing is don't eat pussy that everybody else is fucking. With or without condom. Period

Nut all over your face London and watch it drip onto your tittie

Y'all must be a bunch of old fucks on here. You have to buy pussy if u want any.

I would honestly expect a better comeback from a 10 year old. Did you just learn how to turn on a computer from the kids at the local library and they told you all about titties and you got your first little boner?  

In the SPOTM race for June!  If he keeps this up he'll be ahead by an entire furlong by the end of the first week!  Go Simple!

Everyone here is my fan. That's why I get all the negative putdowns. Jealousy is an ugly thing. I speak the truth and you get mad. Lmao. I'm having fun.

Better stick with all those "free" dates you claim to be rolling in, yet can't get off of TER lol. So fkin stupid, you are almost sad.

At least those old fks who buy p*ssy can spell and write in complete sentences, and OMG...THEY have MONEY! You're some snot nosed kid, who can't even afford to pay a hooker and have to hang out on fk boards all day because no one will fk you for free. Who's getting the better deal here...them or you? Dumb ass.

OMG, did he just say that....lmao. No disrespect to u London.

I would stop you from this in like 2 sec!