And there are many hookers who won't see reviewers who speak the truth. They "review shop". Are you new here? Lol

I just have to say,  so many of the reviews that are posted here strike me as having been written by mentally challenged folks or maybe 13 year old wankers  :p      

I think you'll continue to see stupidity, as well as an ever-growing number of fake or misleading reviews.  
My suggestion would be after posting a couple of reviews, you get a 90 day free VIP.  After that, show them the money

Sometimes I read reviews and without going too far I can decipher someone's character without knowing them.. And typically there are some very non gracious "gentlemen" who write fallacies about us, based of course, on an agenda or personal issues.
A nice gentleman here very dear to my heart stated that he only documents -writes/ positive experiences in order to highlight the best personality traits as well as other traits on a provider. Derrogatory statements against women on reviews don't really have the impact most aim against the lady rather, they are a character assassination towards the reviewer in question unless of course she committed an action against the integrity of that person and/or was deceptive in any way.

highly recommend a girl after throwing them out a "7" or less service score. Really,highly recommend a "7" or less are you kidding me lol. That makes as much sense to me as writing a review that sounds like a "9" or better and then throwing her a low ball score, oh I am really sure she appreciated the kind comments before back handing her on her score!

I had no concept that any being had "titties" except in the fervid imagination of pubescent wankers....     how in the world does this word find its way into reviews by people who, given the very nature of the enterprise, must be of majority age?

Many ladies do very well without them and never have to put up with that shit. Although to hear it on here, no lady would survive if she didn't have them. Yeah, small pond in big ocean.

Taking that bag of Purina Troll Chow and spreading it all over the floor.  
The tittie boys will be all over you like Walkers on "The Walking Dead"
That's why I prefer the more mature "Bodaceous TaTa's", the scientific term "Breasticles" or as a nod to the beautiful ladies from the UK that I've had naught thoughts about, "Naughty Bits".

I honestly don't bather reading them all.
All I do is..
 I see if the reviewer has other reviews, then check the other girls he reviewed..
If they have 10 or more reviews. I know the girl is safe...

Well said.

See other poster mentioned the "I did" chest beaters and unrealistic expectations from providers with typically lower scores.

Wouldn't that be awkward. I wonder if mormons still practice polygamy though. In that case, maybe I'll get me a mormon girl. :

Now I kick myself in the ass a little..
My only excuse is the fact that it is very easy to get caught up in the  
Whoremongerring bullshit...

And I think they can be valuable.  Do I want to know your "fingers did their ministrations" or that "everything was a maelstrom?" No, and I can't believe that shit was written (I'm not proud of a couple of my early reviews but I don't think I ever wrote anything THAT bad).  But is just knowing "BBBJ" sufficient, especially at higher rates?  Was it energetic or apathetic?  Awkward with too much teeth or expertly done?  Two minutes and on with the cover or did she go at it for 10?  You could say the performance scores cover it but what if the high marks are for Greek, which I don't care for or about?  What if a low score was because she doesn't like doggie, also not a big deal to me?  So yeah, I like the reviews, I just gloss over the bad poetry and hopefully pick up something useful.

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My experience with a girl is mine..
I'll figure it out on my own..

You don't find reviews useful, don't read them.  I do, and I couldn't give less of a shit who's been with a girl I'm going to pay to spend time with me, or what he wrote beyond the facts I want to cherry pick...do you not think it a bit strange that you do?

What bathers me is the lack of respect..

are the ones that were young and humble.  It's not like a guy wakes up one morning at 75, looks in the mirror and says "hey, all of sudden I'm old and not so good looking, I'd better start being humble."  Maybe you'll be humble, maybe not...either way you will be old and nasty someday, as will we all.  So maybe give 'em a bit of a break...getting old doesn't look fun to me.

They randomly change my description based on things in my reviews. My first reviewer was Indian (needs no explanation as there's only one kind in my book). I know I can look Indian and am confused for it often, but he never asked and I never said I was. So when he filled out my page he put Indian. I never complained but recently it's been changed to AA… No clue why. I was born on the other side of the planet and English is my third language. Where/who do they get this from?

It's not always truth, sometimes it's down right hateful and if it's consistent in all of his reviews I ain't got the fuckin time. If you have decent reviews give a couple bad one's no problem. If you've got all good reviews but are explicit in all of them in a way that makes me squirm and cringe…ah-oh-uh just ran out of time again. Just sayin' it's not all black and white.

Some Guys Are Clueless...... My description changes so often i dont even look anymore, lol. At First I was a Blonde Hair Blue eyed Hispanic with "Natural" kitty....  
Im EXTREMELY fair skinned, not Hispanic in the slightest and Im Bare downstairs... So because of the "natural" description I used to get called all the time from guys who like that. Also Theres been mention of me DFK, BBBJ, and Anal.... all of which i dont do..... so I think the guys put it on there to make you sound better then you are lol which i guess is a sweet sentiment but they dont realize the long term repercussions of posting such things. Another cute one on my list is that it says Im "really bi" but they didnt know if ill bring another girl hmmmmm idk.... just got to laugh it off I suppose

The re-organized church practices polygamy which is why they're, for all intents n purposes, underground.

Falling in the old and nasty camp myself, I suppose, means that I grew up when kiss-and-tell wasn't cool. So, reviews are sort of an iffy thing for me.

Not everyone can string a sentence together.  As for using childish words to describe body parts, why is a provider calling her vagina a kitty ok, but a guy calling breasts titties not OK?  As for describing race, meh, some guys ARE morons when it comes to that.  Playing devil's advocate here, filling out a review form on a smartphone is tough for guys with big fat fingers on the tiny screens, sometimes the wrong pull down gets checked and maybe they don't think it matters that much.  Not everyone is a hobbyist.  Some guys are newbs who just wanna get laid and don't care.  They fill out a review hoping to get VIP and see more info on who they are going to fuck next and don't think of consequences.  Probably those guys will NEVER read the discussion boards, because they don't care about anything other than their own self.

Especially Mormon Morons.

There's one biracial woman who has some reviewers listing her as Hispanic, others as African-American. So her profile has flipped between the two depending on the most recent.

Hahaha you are so bummed about the "maelstrom" thing in my review.  

Drunken Asian is here!

You're way to young for Edgar Allen Poe to have seen and reviewed you!

My profile was filled out as White. It's now Hispanic. I met someone and they asked "do you mind if I recommend you to a friend? He has yellow skin fever". Um, as long as it's not contagious I suppose.  

Than off

But I get not wanting to read about it...ignorance is bliss I suppose.  Personal preference is what all this flap comes down to, I don't know why it makes the Hound bark his head off.

I know dude. It's a bummer.  

We shouldn't be so hardon them...