browsing through reviews tonight, i came across tihs gem. im just gonna quote a few choice sentences. either this guy is 80 or 8, i cant tell which. this sort of review belongs in erotic humor!
GAZAMBAS?
"After we grind for a little while, she turns around for more kissing and then releases those beautiful gazamba's and pulls my face down to them"
... of all the nicknames for your member, you pick this.
"Then she gets on her knees and slowly takes off my drawers to release the throb-meister."
a fine sentence brought to an abrupt halt at a teenager's dictionary.
"I pull her leg over my head and taste that succulent, mostly shaved, dripping wet koochie-pop."
figures this was written by Satan himself.
"I'm not going antwhere, I think I'll stay right here and pound until I blow. Pretty soon I can't hold off any longer and I spew my demon seed."
anyways guys, this is just a reminder - think a little before you write a review!
Certainly no worse, than the pansies on here, who say things like (and I quote) -
"I would not use the word "fat" to describe their prominent outer labia. I'd bet that properly aroused (your job) the inner lips would open wide like a beautiful flower (gladiola) surrounded by wonderful supporting cast."
Anyone who either utters this or enjoys reading/hearing it, should be immediately taken out back and shot.
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