Everything you need to learn you learned in Kindergarten? I don't know who they are but I think they're partly right. But we forget. We get older and we think we can outsmart human nature or cut corners to get what we want. But the basic rules are probably the same as always.
In this peculiar activity of ours I generally ask ladies to observe some guidelines I think are pretty simple:
1. Don't try to fake me out. Either that's a real, recent picture of you or it's not.
2. Be as engaged as you would be if you were writing a review of yourself. I don't need a lot of disingenuous compliments or
over the top fake moaning and thrashing about, but I want you to be here, in the moment, with me for the time and activity you agreed to. Verisimilitude is your friend.
3. The environment matters. If you're hosting in your home or a trick pad or a hotel room, please exercise the same basic cleanliness and care as you'd expect me to if I was hosting you. Nothing says romantic encounter like dirty towels, a dirty bathroom or a hotel room reeking of fast food or worse.
Anyway, seems pretty simple to me. I look forward to the ladies' list of simple things we players seem to forget all too often.
