We know that men are constantly told what they should and must do etc etc.

You certainly could write one but most people won't read it and NONE of the girls will adopt it. Hell, I've been with mongers throughout the US and Central America and most of them have never even heard of TER.
But best of luck and have lots of fun.
I'm trying to imagine showing up at her door with said "Bill of Rights" and waving it in her face if she violates it. I can hear her laughing now.

That's right up there with forcing religious people to bake gay wedding cakes, or forcing female estheticians to wax tranny balls.

in the interest of giving the benefit of the doubt one can only hope that was an attempt at humor.

Like I demand the right to eat pussy kind of stuff?  Why?  I doubt that your suggestion rises to the level of rape, but regardless how would anything like that be enforced?

All I did was inquire shouldn't as consumers we have rules that should be expected,  I mean all these girls get to tell you what you should and shouldn't do, but don't you have any expectations from her

So knock yourself out and protect your hard-earned money as best you can. But it's buyer beware and the only thing you "deserve" is what you can negotiate and carve out for yourself. And, if you do a good job, feel free to pat yourself on the back but nobody else cares.

If we think that some (or any) of the decrim laws might someday pass, we may well see something like this in the form of regulatory controls.  For example, clients may get the "right" to always wear a condom for ALL acts, even those without penetration. Or clients may get the "right" to issue a Federal 1099 tax form to each independent contractor they hire (or with AB5 in California you will have the "right" to hire your escort as an employee, issue a W-2. pay payroll taxes, SS taxes, state disability taxes, and health care fees).  Or a client may have the "right" to be required to pay electronically (no cash) to ensure Law Enforcement can trace all payments made in their mandate to protect all citizens participating.  
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Just imagine how awesome it will be when the State defines your Client Bill of Rights for you in the name of public health and the opportunity for mutually consenting adults to do whatever they want together disappears. Cool idea, right?  
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My above sarcasm aside, I am fully in favor of decrimination. But beware that the risk is to invite over regulation by government officials made with the same lack of understanding of sex work and the same false sense of religious fervor to want to regulate around decrimn laws like we have seen them take to recriminalize abortion.  
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When I read his OP my first thought was "This is the dumbest thing since a certain midget was posting on this board" and then I read your post and it's even dumber if that's even possible. The OP as stupid as he is, doesn't even mention sex in his post, much less rape.

She feels the need to take a whack at every poster with whom she disagrees in an angry, snide and belligerent way. And I'm not saying any girl who posts here should be submissive but most of them not only want to have fun but they know it's a great way to market yourself. She turns out to be a genius at Anti-Marketing: the art of turning off potential customers. Anyone reading these threads will be putting her on their DNS list. Brilliant.

Agreed....OP is ludicrous, but how on the hell do you get to rape from there?

If I get the gist of what hes saying....he wants a contract of sorts. Basically guaranteeing him the services he expects....
Which I would hardly consider forcing a provider, as she could always say "no".
Sounds like he got caught up in the vague interpretation of " gfe", and is sour about it. So, he wants a " money back guarantee ", if the session doesnt live up to his expectations.  
Its laughable at best, and no sane guy in this hobby would expect that, as any encounter is subjective, and dependent upon chemistry between provider and client.
Rather than get angry about it, just take it as amusement, as us ( clients ) would. From all the comments posted, you can see that hes the only one that believes in his concept.

It wasn't informative, it wasn't constructive, it wasn't anything except a quintessential waste of bandwidth accompanied by a giant dose of whiny entitlement. Angry responses miss the point, IMHO. The better response is to point out the utter stupidity of the OP.

sure looks like a lot of self loathing and self hating men here,  I guess when one have low and no expectation of oneself they have no notion of being disappointed

Whereas the antithesis of self-loathing is self-reliance. I don't need to whine about what a raw deal clients are (supposedly) getting because I put in the homework to help tilt the odds in my favor and thereby make my own luck. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, and sometimes it's a push. But, unlike some, I revel in the free marketplace, make my own Bill of Rights each and every day, and don't need nobody to give me nuthin'. And what a bitch-ass loser pathetic comment it is to point the finger at others for seeing escorts when you're the one crying for others to make it easier for you. Wow . . . this just gets stupider and stupider. You probably should quit while you're ahead but I'm guessing it's already too late.

Now that TER is back let the free market forces determine the product and if it is good, or not.  In this case the product is......well we all know what it is, a service.  

We ALL already have a kind of “clients bill of rights.”

Jimboy another stupid White Knight.  

P4P is still illegal I’m most jurisdictions. Would you file a lawsuit?  One of the few things I learned in business law is that you can’t sue for breach of contract for an illegal act.

...what he is thinking. Unless you have some verifiable information that isn't in the OP (if you do please share) you can't possibly know he wants to rape. I know you can't read his mind so I have to say you went off the deep end here.

The provider is held accountable by the review that's written about the encounter. I have never had a provider not provide a service I wanted that was listed on her profile. If what I wanted wasn't on her profile I didn't book her.  

Or it would be if the OP actually had a brain. What a mental fucking midget.

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It was stated that your response was stupid but I think that person doesn't get that you were making a joke of a ridiculous proposition.  

You are currently using pictures that are OVER 10 years old! You don't think that is a deceptive business practice? Alex, the BBB is calling. Pick up the phone.

Could both be right and both be wrong at the same time.  I agree with those that say the OP is a whiney dissatisfied customer, but I can't get to the same conclusion that Lexi does that he advocated rape and "making providers go things they don't want to do."  It seem to me that everyone is jumping to a lot of conclusions here without enough information in the OP to know what he's talking about.

CDL, thanks and appreciate the insight and interpretation. As I was once again trying to figure where the fuck Lexi was coming from, again.

is that the Monger Bill of Rights should have more to do with expected courtesies (on time, clean incall, good hygiene, etc.), rather than specific services.  I have never argued with a provider about what she offers.  If there was a miscommunication about what I should expect, and she tells me she doesn't do a particular act, I just smile and say, "Hey, its your body, your rules."  I think mongers have to respect whatever the menu is.  IMO, particular services could not ever become a "right" of a customer.  

Alex, you really mean the Better Booty Business Bureau.

of the kinds of things a hobbyist has a "right" to expect from a paid session.  He has no rights when it comes to specific services.  The menu is what it is, and he should read reviews and do other research before he books to decide if your menu is what he wants.    

This list is so comprehensive (and SHOULD be COMMON sense! 🤓), maybe “T.E.R.” should post it PERMANENTLY somewhere where EVERYONE even contemplating becoming a “pro” would read it, and title it something like “checklist every good “ho” should know!” 😉

the entire thread is removed by Admin or at the request of a poster, it IS permanent when its posted.  Its more likely to be read here than anywhere else TER might post it.  Just consider how many guys here have never read the posting rules, as evidenced my the mistakes they make in posting.  If you post it somewhere else, you might as well bury it in a field.  

talk to me condescendingly if you want to, and I liked your list.  I just said don't call me "lady" and don't call me "surely."  You can call me dude, guy, monger, hobbyist, asshole, or any other name I'm routinely called here.  Its all good.  Lol