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sami4u See my TER Reviews 324 reads
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Oh My Hilarious, I think I am gonna buy some and test it on my guys...

Fresh Balls Lotion The Solution for Men

One of the reviews is hilarious. Enjoy!

"This product is great. I'm a male prostitute I need my genitals to be fresh at all times. Nothing turns a paying customer off more than a pair of acorns that reek like, well..... that reek like you're a male prostitute. I work mostly with older ladies who enjoy the company of an guy who has confidence that his bojangles smell clean and presentable. This product does that. Before I used Fresh Balls my giblets stuck to my leg and would smell like burnt plastic and garbage juice. My sales were terrible and I thought I would have to quit the biz and move back in with my parents. (My dad is an extremely successful male prostitute so this is even more embarrassing.) I tried everything from cologne, to Lysol, to actually washing them and nothing seemed to stop the stink."

I don't even know what to say to that!

Oh My Hilarious, I think I am gonna buy some and test it on my guys...

Lmaooo! I wonder if that reviewer is for real!

I have a couple of bridges I think you might be interested in.... Brooklyn and Golden Gate..

That review was totally over the top satire...

I could be wrong though, I was once back in 1982..

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Posted By: ZoePiers
its that time of the month , rents due ! Hey ya'll remember me xoxoxo

No need for rent, i could use a good orgasm, its been a while for me.

" cologne, to Lysol", OUCH

"to actually washing them and nothing seemed to stop the stink."  Now that's a new one on me. LOL

Didn't he know that washing your body helps the stink go away.  

He's got to be a class one male escort. Ya think?

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I've been using Johnson's Baby Powder. It doesn't seem to work that great. I'll be going to Walgreens to buy this Lotion. Will use it before my next Session with my Provider.

It works great, leaves me feeling fresh. Yeah right, like I'd know what feeling fresh felt like. But not to worry Robinn I'll wash it all real good just prior

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