Since nobody is willing to extend me a loan, I guess credit is the only option left. Good thing I have perfect credit. Now I just have to find a provider that will give me some on credit.
Since nobody is willing to extend me a loan, I guess credit is the only option left. Good thing I have perfect credit. Now I just have to find a provider that will give me some on credit.
Seriously, I'll see people asking, "Hey do you have any spare change? I wanna get drunk." And people WILL give these motherfuckers spare change. Another tactic is to phrase it in an unusual way: "Do you have 37 cents?" People are expecting "spare change" or "a quarter," so the "37 cents" (or whatever number you choose) will thrown them off guard and stop them in their tracks, increasing your chances of actually getting some "spare change."
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