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Youve_Got_Male 774 reads
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I've had my share of mild kink and ultra kink over the years and recently  brought some Colossal Shrimp to a session with some cocktail sauce. (My partner that evening told me she loved seafood & to bring it). She asked me to dip the Shrimp and sauce into her pussy & ass and eat it out of her. Then asked me to dip into her puss, feed her,  and SHE would munch. LOVED IT and so did she.

Gives new meaning to "THROWING ANOTHER SHRIMP ON the BARBIE" doesn't it ???   :-D

serpius 316 reads
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2 / 33

Hey Male,

Nope, NOT for me! I like my food without all of the "extra" ingredients that comes from the pussy or the ass.

This topic makes me want to send a request TER to make a new forum called Fetish some something similar.

Serpius

Posted By: Youve_Got_Male
I've had my share of mild kink and ultra kink over the years and recently  brought some Colossal Shrimp to a session with some cocktail sauce. (My partner that evening told me she loved seafood & to bring it). She asked me to dip the Shrimp and sauce into her pussy & ass and eat it out of her. Then asked me to dip into her puss, feed her,  and SHE would munch. LOVED IT and so did she.

Gives new meaning to "THROWING ANOTHER SHRIMP ON the BARBIE" doesn't it ???   :-D

EnergyGod 35 Reviews 274 reads
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3 / 33

Does she know she can get a vaginal infection doing that (dipping SAUCE or other foods and food products inside her pussy). You guys are two kinky fucks using pussy as a platter. Why don't you use your dick to deep inside her, instead of food?

mconnection 58 Reviews 239 reads
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4 / 33

That beats strawberries and whipped cream. I think?

Cocktail sauce for the shrimp, was it Hot??

lungman 10 Reviews 160 reads
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5 / 33

their's no way she wanted cocktail sauce in her cootchie, unless, she was trying to kill a fungus...yummy, bet that tasted nice....lol.

Youve_Got_Male 240 reads
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6 / 33

After the shrimp dipping in all orifices she lubed up her ass with some great flavored  lube.  The cocktail sauce was fine  for lube as far as I'm concerned.  Great anal and I yodeled in her canyon!  lol  :-D

angelexotic See my TER Reviews 328 reads
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7 / 33

ice cream sanwiches of my x boyfriend gorgeous nuts once. it made it funner and took long time to eat it all off.            there was one client i liked enough to be a bf i also did something similiar with. was it an apple pie ? ah yes , it was. a lil debbie smooshed into his croth while we were drivin home from nh. now so far with my work n clients i have only used whipped cream, i wont eat actualy ice cream sandwichs or lil debbie apple pies of clients, thats for private life............and very special guys if I am truly driven into madness by how unbelievable hot he is, then yes i have this urge to eat food off him, why not better than eatin off your hands if his enticing and alluring big sexy cock is sittin right there dam why not eat off it ? lot funner than feedin yourself, and they sure as hell love the extra penis worship time, who wouldnt, .
I save food eating off penis for private life some things must still be sacred now , ...whip creme is ok for appts though, but i save the savage ultra savage crazy stuff for personal life, the clients can have whip creme only no food,

macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 227 reads
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9 / 33

shit angel..now you have me horny for munchies..

Posted By: angelexotic
ice cream sanwiches of my x boyfriend gorgeous nuts once. it made it funner and took long time to eat it all off.            there was one client i liked enough to be a bf i also did something similiar with. was it an apple pie ? ah yes , it was. a lil debbie smooshed into his croth while we were drivin home from nh. now so far with my work n clients i have only used whipped cream, i wont eat actualy ice cream sandwichs or lil debbie apple pies of clients, thats for private life............and very special guys if I am truly driven into madness by how unbelievable hot he is, then yes i have this urge to eat food off him, why not better than eatin off your hands if his enticing and alluring big sexy cock is sittin right there dam why not eat off it ? lot funner than feedin yourself, and they sure as hell love the extra penis worship time, who wouldnt, .
I save food eating off penis for private life some things must still be sacred now , ...whip creme is ok for appts though, but i save the savage ultra savage crazy stuff for personal life, the clients can have whip creme only no food,

ziggy440 84 Reviews 226 reads
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10 / 33

And I intend to live it this summer. Eating it together, with the juice dripping on us, rubbing it on her body, then licking it clean, that kind of stuff.

I have played a little with food, but not much. Kissing while eating berries, drinking champagne, feeding someone, that kind of stuff. But since a ripe peach is sweet and dewy and reminds me of some other things, it seems like a perfect match.

Not planning to fuck the peach, but I have been known to get lost in the moment.

zig

inicky46 61 Reviews 219 reads
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11 / 33

why get judgemental about other people's sexual preferences on a fuckboard?

whiterabbit6 32 Reviews 226 reads
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12 / 33

First of all, I am not into fetishes nor would one describe me as the least bit kinky.  But don't poo poo it if you've not tried it yourself.  I've tried some pieces of frozen fruit a few times in the past with ladies whom I'd seen before it.   There are some very sensual ways in which you can do this.   They all absolutely loved it.

And, in a positive way, each of them distinctly remembers me for this.

Posted By: Youve_Got_Male
I've had my share of mild kink and ultra kink over the years and recently  brought some Colossal Shrimp to a session with some cocktail sauce. (My partner that evening told me she loved seafood & to bring it). She asked me to dip the Shrimp and sauce into her pussy & ass and eat it out of her. Then asked me to dip into her puss, feed her,  and SHE would munch. LOVED IT and so did she.

Gives new meaning to "THROWING ANOTHER SHRIMP ON the BARBIE" doesn't it ???   :-D

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 229 reads
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13 / 33

I would hate to smell a vagina that just had a shrimp cocktail up it, but whatever. Gives new meaning to Sushi, which I also can't stand. Fruit...all for it. It is sweet, tasty, and leaves a fruity scent. Maybe I will shove a crawfish up my ass tomorrow...gettting bored with the vanilla lmao.I mean seriously Coctail Sauce? Right. Last time I checked that crap was spicy as hell.

Dr Who revived 199 reads
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14 / 33

And I gotta tell you...it does sound like fun.  The closest I've come on that thus far was a piece of chocolate cake.

And you really want to explore the "crawfish"?  How about chocolate sauce, jams and jelly's and whipped cream to start?  

But if you insist...I do love tacos :D

prepkid 1 Reviews 205 reads
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15 / 33

but never like actual food... You need that clean and fruity man.

sympathyforthedevil 57 Reviews 259 reads
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16 / 33

I had a civvie when I was 23 and she was a 32 YO MILF (that term didn't exist at the time) and she rocking hot and the horniest lady I ever met. She broke out the whipped cream an put it on her nipples and then her pussy again and again and demanded I keep licking it up. I think I gained 5 pounds that night eating so much pussy and whipped cream. I think that's whan I became a DATY hound!

TrulyMsMocha See my TER Reviews 206 reads
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17 / 33

.... in the puss not the ass  & then me and my bf at the time sucked on and shared/ate the popscicle  and he licked the leftovers out of my goods (showerd immediately tho.... sugar and a woman's PH don't usually mix well).

A bf thought it'd be a good idea to splash champagne over my ass and lick it up but I passed on that. lol

EnergyGod 35 Reviews 197 reads
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18 / 33

As the ever so sexy, oh so beautiful, articulate, and eloquent London Rayne said "it's not a judgement...yet another opinion." Ok,sir.

I would rather feed the 'kitty' my delectable "NY Cock" and not shrimp with sauce. Besides, I love shrimp too much to share with the pussy ;-).

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RayLee85 25 Reviews 204 reads
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hiddenhills 143 Reviews 225 reads
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20 / 33

It was chocolate syrup, but I was blindfolded and handcuffed. then the lady  placed a nipple in my mouth and it was slathered in chocolate syrup. After that, she left for a minute, I had no idea what to expect as I was still blindfolded and handcuffed, than all of sudden she sits on my face and her va jay jay was full of chocolate. Talk about dining at the Y.

saturnsky 195 reads
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21 / 33

All that sugar in the lady parts, sure hope she did not come down with a raging yeast infection.

donotevercallmeahooker 220 reads
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22 / 33

Had a client use a wine bottle on her. I assume she meant the smaller end of it. (or at least I hope so).

scoed 8 Reviews 210 reads
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23 / 33

About once a month my wife and I get out a tarp some food and have some fun. I have also enjoyed an oral only pie fight with two lovelies at the same time and once I paid a provider to feed me grapes using her pussy muscles as a warm up to to a wonderful romp. Food and sex go very well together.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 226 reads
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24 / 33

a peach rubbed gently on my spot will get me off asap...I'm just saying. It feels like a tongue but more gushy! You have to get the ones in the can and don't put them in the fridge lol.

scoed 8 Reviews 154 reads
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EnergyGod 35 Reviews 130 reads
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27 / 33

Definitely man, and you know what? It was a whole lot of fun! Satisfied all my curiosities about sexuality. You probably seen a couple, but no one knows because you hide behind your alias and make slick ass comments on threads. How about posting some reviews then talk to me. Cheers handsome ;-)

hotplants 187 reads
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28 / 33

I'm not even sure how extra $'s could compensate. One of those things that sounds good on paper........

saturnsky 169 reads
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29 / 33

Unless you had a giant tube of Monistat handy afterwards, not worth the aggravation and that's putting it mildly.

donziman99 15 Reviews 237 reads
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30 / 33

For those of you who don't know this, ginger in any form (fresh sliced, dried with sugar coating, ginger snap cookies, etc) will do a great job at helping nausea

So, last week I took a lady out on my boat, who is sensitive to sea sickness, and when I killed the engine at a pristine spot for boat sex, I gave her a couple pieces of dried ginger to help her out

BIG MISTAKE, as my dick was burning to the point that I couldn't even blow a load   LOL !!

Actually it wasn't funny...

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 174 reads
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faxinator 148 reads
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Absolutely true. I tried it once, and it was completely unappealing.

AND I HATE SUSHI, too.

scoed 8 Reviews 357 reads
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I have had a small sliver of ginger placed in my penis. I have also used it on my wife. The sensation is intense but not unbearable. Here is some information on it in the link below. It can be a fun part of BDSM play. I learned about it here on TER. You guys are corrupting me.

BTW ginger gets more intense as it ages. I would not want to try dried ginger. It may be a bit much. It would be bad if you was not expecting it.

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