You're fucking kidding me, right?

Goddam! I've been off the boards a few days and THIS is what I have to look forward to?! WTF!!!

Oh yeah! One more fucking day, and this stupid-ass SOB will be back with relevant shit to twist your fucked-up noodle!

I guaran-fucking-tee it!!!

Escorts and Potential Girlfriends are different things

As long as you are clean, check out okay, act respectfully and have the correct fee; you aren't going to "turn off" an escort.

But potential girlfriends are in the Real World; and in the real world anything indicating likely lack of responsibility is a turnoff.

If you are young enough and can demonstrate how many tens of thousands you have in the bank toward purchasing a home (and that this is why you are living with the parents) or something; some family-minded ladies may look at that favorably.

But, in general, living at home with the parents can be a turn off.

He said he bought his parents home, so technically dont they live with him?

You invite maw and paw to join in a foursome!!!

ECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

WTF kinda troll question is this?  I will give points for originality though!   Here have some troll pellets and get back unger your bridge!

I could see Larry David having some fun with this.

Bring one home for your dad, too so your parents can have a threesome while you and your date get it on.

Since you provided your parents support for the home and likely still are, you should move out if you can afford it as you wrote. You can visit your parents often and sleep over if you desire. You moving out will give you and them needed private time.

Embrace diversity

This is why I fucking love the boards.  This situation is hilarious!!!   You know he didn't make this up.  Hobbyists of all kinds...


As far as advice, yeah move out and buy a house nearby a few blocks or streets away like the celebs do.  (The teen and 20something stars live down the street from their parents).

Or better yet, do outcalls in local hotels.

I would not go to your house if you were living with your parents. Aside from disrespecting them, I would immediately assume that you couldn't afford to be seeing me in the first place.

You're old enough to have the money to buy them a house and not live with them.

First, are we missing something? Are you caring for your elderly bed-ridden parents? If so, then I suppose it's OK.

Otherwise... and escorts and girlfriends have nothing to do with this... move out!