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Re: Keeping track - notches on the bed post and that sort of thing....
shudaknownbetter 130 reads
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Yer bed post must be kindling!  500 notches!  

As for your question:  A year of marriage?  You have to count the dates.  If you run out of fingers & toes...  oh, never-mind...
skb

BizzaroSuperdude1039 reads

When I first was involved with TER under a different handle, I use to write my reviews, and after they were approved I would cut and past them into a word doc, along with the lady's picture from her web site....  in that way I could keep count of the number of escorts I had seen.... I don't do that any more... BUT...

below the 500 count made me think... how do we count how many ladies we've had the pleasure of knowing in a "spritual way?"  Do we count BJ's!?  Bill Clinton seemed to think not.  Do we count HJ's?  I would think not.  does it count if you do not climax?  

and just how do you count a year of marriage... one lady?   twosomes... does that count as two separate encounters... mutual masturbation... how do you count that?!

hummm..... lots to ponder on a rainy Monday afternoon.

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johnhuntback132 reads

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eyeluv2look166 reads

Hey If Mary Palm and her 5 lovely daughters count I'm in the running. LOL

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raindawg1147 reads

I've got a word doc on my computer titled "resume 3" that's password protected. It's really my sex file. I have about 7 versions of my resume on my computer so this file blends in with the folder. On the doc I keep my "to do" list with website links, I keep a list of providers I've seen. I also have my favorite porn sites linked, and even my favorite fantasies written out. I have no fear the SO will stumble across it because she could care less about version 3 of my resume and she'd never figure out the password if she did care.

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CiaraHasFun128 reads

5 favorite providers that you've seen -
Those  providers were the best because those are the ones your remember the most :) thats how to keep track :)

The other 495 dont matter :)

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swimtrekr191 reads

Simple, I use a spreadsheet.  Every encounter counts regardless of the stuff that happens.

Not married, so don't have to worry about that.

Swim

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mrfisher139 reads

I'll do the beta test.

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shudaknownbetter131 reads

Yer bed post must be kindling!  500 notches!  

As for your question:  A year of marriage?  You have to count the dates.  If you run out of fingers & toes...  oh, never-mind...
skb

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BizzaroSuperdude103 reads

but then again - I've this very weird thought... and physiologically speaking I know it is nonsense... but what if a dude only had so many ejaculatioins in him?  Much like a woman is born with ALL the eggs she is every going to have?  Imaging the father son talks....  "son, you only have 1750 cums in you, make them all count! and spread them out so that when you are 70 or so, you can still go a couple of rounds!"


well, you get the drift....

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DAVBERTS106 reads

you came 48 times then as a man you had 48 sexual encounters but with only one woman.

I don't count how many times I cum but rather the number of women I have been with.

After the count went to 100 in the early 21st century, I stopped counting all together. But I think it's less than 200 woman with me unlike Barney Stillson from How I met your mother tv show.

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tommyboy_6989 reads

I keep track of the top 5. The others are just girls I have been with. Also can't ever forget the first time and the last time.

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CiaraPhx111 reads

Am I the knotty pine notch or cedar: something that keeps on giving and protects me from moths?

Hugs,
Ciara

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BizzaroSuperdude97 reads

Oh, and I almost forgot the most important... an ageless beauty!

hugs right back at ya!

BSD.

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