There are certain trends with ladies appearance in the last few years that I am not a fan of but I am sure some will disagree. Bright, fire engine red lipstick for one. I know the girls love it but it reminds me of my grandmothers look and it's a turn off.
The others are fake, too large lips, super elongated eye lashes, and that thing some girls do where they glue (I am sure thats not the right word) small pieces of their hair up by their hairline to their forehead.
I guess this is just a generation difference and I am not mocking anyone, just personal preference.
Do you agree with my list? Disagree? Have others on your list I didn't mention?
your grandmother was an escort, and the family didn't know it? FYI, that is NOT glue sticking their hair to their forehead. It was a customer before you doing COF and she didn't wipe it all off before your appointment. Personally, I would have mentioned it because I think they would want to know. It's like having spinach in your teeth after a meal. Most people appreciate being told so they can fix it.
Long time ago I was with a provider who's top sheet had crusty patches on the edges. Did not notice till after I had finished. No doubt it was dried male cum. Never saw her again, yuk.
in the middle of sex blow her nose on my top sheet. I asked, "WTF did you do that for?" She said she didn't want to ruin the moment by going to the bathroom. Stupid women need love, too, I guess. Never saw her again, either. Your experience was worse because I have never experienced the cum-crusted sheets. Lol
Sorry buddy! I will make sure to change the sheets next time!! 
It wasn’t you, sweetie. A lady in Chicago.
Whatever it was, it wasn't any cum I'm familiar with. Probably puss. jk.
Think about it. We've all spilled our share of cum. It always appears as a stain, if at all, but never crusty. Coarse when dried, yes. Crusty?
Ok, coarse then. My point was she had not washed her bedding.
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Weird thing: I looked at the date of my reply and thought it must be wrong. It feels like this was one of my first submissions. ...age related...
Long dagger like nails look absolutely horrible and dangerous.
Yes!!! I don't get this trend!! They just always look so dirty to me. And don't get me started when I am watching a you tube cooking video and she has long nails. NOPE!!
They look like shit. I don't get why some girls do it. They don't look good an they're an impediment to her hands' utility.
And there are millions of likes and dislikes in terms of appearance. Not sure my list would be of much interest beyond me and my date. I simply avoid the women with features i dislike. I'll often ask for certain apparel, but I just as often defer to what makes a woman feel sexy.
WRT fake lashes, nails, etc., my pet peeve is anything that interferes with performance. Presuming I've chosen to see a lady, it ticks me off when the over long nails, pierced nipples/labia/tongue/navel/nose/lip, hair extensions, implants, and whatever else they've added to their bodies limits the fun. If there's something that she can't do because of her enhancements, it sure would be nice to know before I make a date.
The popularity of kiss curls or spit curls comes and goes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss_curl
It's a style that goes back to the 1700s. Spit curls were popular in the 1920s and into the 1930s, popularized by Betty Boop, among others.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betty_Boop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V44D7EC47kY
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Posted By: RespectfulRobert
and that thing some girls do where they glue (I am sure thats not the right word) small pieces of their hair up by their hairline to their forehead.
I guess this is just a generation difference and I am not mocking anyone, just personal preference.
I totally agree about fake, puffed up (collagen implants?) lips.
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Silent film star Paula Negri :
Well, actually Pola was a stage name. Her real name was,
"Pola Negri (/ˈpoʊlə ˈnɛɡri/; born Barbara Apolonia Chalupec."
She was Polish.
She seems to have shaved armpits.
Because your method for putting on your underwear is "Yellow in front; Brown in back."
Sorry cdl, but this is funny!
to do it. If you get them backwards, then the next time you get a blowjob, the lady is going to tell you, "Your dick tastes like shit!!"
For whatever reason, I love the lipstick and tasteful eyelashes. I'm waiting for nail polish to catch on again.
One of our reincarnated K-girl agencies came back with what appears to be a new emphasis: High Heels. Yes! I saw three different girls and they all had the same style $10 platform mules with 4" heels. Funny. And GOOD! It works, on me, anyway.
Stripper heels give me instant wood. Take them off and I wilt. Thigh-highs are nice, too.
of my reviews with, "She greeted me at the door in my favorite outfit . . . high heels and lipstick."
Major turnoff. Metal boogers.
I agree, I also don't like the elongated eye lashes. Another thing that bothers me is a provider with too many tattoos, especially the ones that covers entire parts of their body. The funny thing about it is, the women that have a lot of tatts tend to be the most sexual.
I'm really attracted to the "girl next door" look, especially in a gal in her 30s or 40s. The glam look is nice every once in a while but I'm more turned on by the providers that look like the type of a woman that I'd have a real shot at in a non P4P world. It just makes the fantasy, and session, seem more realistic - and usually much more satisfying. I've also found that these type of providers almost always deliver fantastic sessions.
There was a provider that I saw in Las Vegas for many sessions who had the GND look. She was fabulous and had very, very good reviews here and was a stalwart - with a very solid reputation - in the Vegas SW scene. Then she went all in with the glam look, increased her rates to a ridiculous level and developed a generally poor attitude, so I moved on and haven't regretted it a bit.
For me I just like the Mary Ann look over Ginger.
The girl next door look is so ambiguous as to be meaningless. Case in point, Mary Ann vs Ginger. In fact Dawn Wells who played Mary Ann, won the Miss Nevada crown in 1959 and competed in the Miss America pageant in 1960 representing Nevada.
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Another case in point is to google celebrities or porn stars "without makeup." You're in for a shock. If you come across most celebrities on the street in their street dress, you probably wouldn't think much of them.
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What I think most people think of when they say "girl next door" is a version of a TV or movie "girl next door" like Mary Ann who was actually a beauty queen in fact but dressed up slightly less glamorously than the "hot chick".
"have a real shot with" as a civvie, then take the shot and skip paying. That's what I do, mostly finding willing MILF's 35-45 at the gym (where they are likely to be in decent physical shape), but when I'm paying, it costs not a cent more to see a girl who is movie-star-glamorous when it comes to their makeup, hair and sexy outfits.
Over almost 60 years, "Mary Ann or Ginger?" has been asked about a gazilligan times. (1 gazilligan is approximately 1.5 gazillions.)
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This might be a first, but has anybody EVER asked the ladies, "The Professor, Gilligan, Thurston Howell III, or The Skipper?"
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Ladies?
Posted By: MILFs4ever
Re: Girl Next Door look...
I'm really attracted to the "girl next door" look, especially in a gal in her 30s or 40s. The glam look is nice every once in a while but I'm more turned on by the providers that look like the type of a woman that I'd have a real shot at in a non P4P world. It just makes the fantasy, and session, seem more realistic - and usually much more satisfying. I've also found that these type of providers almost always deliver fantastic sessions.
There was a provider that I saw in Las Vegas for many sessions who had the GND look. She was fabulous and had very, very good reviews here and was a stalwart - with a very solid reputation - in the Vegas SW scene. Then she went all in with the glam look, increased her rates to a ridiculous level and developed a generally poor attitude, so I moved on and haven't regretted it a bit.
For me I just like the Mary Ann look over Ginger.
Ladies would probably say the Professor, but when Mr Howell waved his cash around, you know who'd they'd run off with.
Haha definitely he waves that money around it’s over.
It seems like an overly huge ass is now a thing to have. I get there are "ass" men out there but it seems to me some ladies are trying to make their asses exponentially bigger. I love a beautiful ass but c'mon....
If you're into a tiny Asian frame sporting massive tits as I am, there's a hot number who's returned to our area who it is reported has had surgery to both her most important assets. Why oh why! Beautiful face and body combo before (good practitioner, too), and now I'm afraid to go see her only six months later with what can only be euphemistically called enhancements according to one reviewer. Oh why!! WTF is right!!!
I recently posted on another board how physical preferences and definitions of "beauty" have changed (repeatedly) over time. Back in the 1600s, Rubens painted a lot of Rubenesque women ... or painted a lot of women Rubenesquely, even Venus.
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http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Rubenesque
Rubenesque
Adjective
Of the figure of a woman, plump and sensuous.
Synonyms: voluptuous, zaftig; see also Thesaurus:overweight, Thesaurus:voluptuous
Posted By: snafu929
Re: Huge asses...wtf?!
It seems like an overly huge ass is now a thing to have. I get there are "ass" men out there but it seems to me some ladies are trying to make their asses exponentially bigger. I love a beautiful ass but c'mon....
Don't worry too much. "Rubenesque" came into fashion and it went out of fashion. No offense to Rubens, but I also prefer smaller, less wrinkly derrieres.
That sounds like a oxymoron to me. Check out the middle girl. How can it be sensuous to have the bedroom drapes still stuck between your fat butt-cheeks when you go outside. What a con-job the "Rubenesque" fad was. Lol
Lots of Black and Hispanic men love plump ladies with big butts. Ask your Mexican maids.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia
"Steatopygia is the state of having substantial levels of tissue on the buttocks and thighs. This build is not confined to the gluteal regions, but extends to the outside and front of the thighs, and tapers to the knee producing a curvilinear figure. The term is from the Greek stéar (στέαρ), meaning "tallow", and pugḗ (πυγή), meaning "rump"." ... CURVILINEAR FIGURE?! Better watch out for that euphemism showing up in the ads!
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"Steatopygia, a genetic characteristic leading to increased accumulation of adipose tissue in the buttock region, is most notably (but not solely) found among the Khoisan of Southern Africa ..."
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Many psychological studies of male preferences for various body types have narrowed things down to a key parameter, the waist-to-hip ratio WHR (based on computer generated and modified silhouettes, without other visual cues).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waist%E2%80%93hip_ratio#Female_attractiveness
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There are different preferences among white males, black males, and cultures that are sometimes attributed to innate preferences (and not spending too many hours watching the Kardashians). As I recall, black males and some other groups do prefer bigger booties compared to white males. That might trace back to African origins where steatopygia was more prevalent.
Posted By: inicky46
Re: It's a cultural thing.
Lots of Black and Hispanic men love plump ladies with big butts. Ask your Mexican maids.
Like the plus sized model shit they are trying to push now
....being more high class. I would guess it had a lot to do with the upper class eating well and the peasants mostly starving...
the eating excesses of the wealthy had something to do with it. Back then, "gout" was called the rich-man's disease.
I learned about healthy eating in my teens, and that if you are going to eat in excess, pussy has no calories.
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I hate the gross fake eyelashes. I think it looks very clownish.
I ask a few of my regulars not to wear makeup when I see them. It was difficult for them to do the first time but it worked out and I actually think they look much better with no makeup.
I love the fake eyelashes that are not long. The unnaturally long ones look pretty stupid. They belong in the same category as super long fingernail paste-ons.
But makeup? I love it. I even saw an AMP+ girl a couple days ago and she had on about a pound of makeup, some of it already gawdy when used in the correct proportions. I don't see that very often. However, it fit her short, chubby, round faced self. I was immediately hard. After fucking her for only 8 minutes, I exploded in her mouth (too soon) and achieved my first double O EVER. Nutting in her mouth, and with continued hand stroking for 30-45 seconds, nutted again. I have to admit, though, I wouldn't want to see that on a regular basis.
Hi, it's Katie Coltman of KatieMiamiBeach.
I love all you wrote!
I would have to add that there are just certain colors of lingerie that just look great on some and not others.
Black (though I hate black), Pinks, Silvers, Creams, and Golds are best on me.
Unfortunately, not Reds.
Don't forget to send that picture of your new extensions! You forgot about me!
than the one shown by Impposter, above. Lol
