It was not a one night stand, but a re-match with an ex-girlfriend. We went to my place, watched a movie and drank beer. Then we were hungry so we went to Primantis (great food) and drank more. I remember i told her i had to watch what i was drinking cause i was getting fucked up. So she said, "lets go to your place and get out your video camera." so i was like cool.

We got there and she saw my Tequilla, so we start doing shots. Then i was like i hate this you drink it. So i start drinking Gentleman Jack. Then she starts hitting it. Then i bust out a 6 pack (i dont remember this, but i found the empty bottles in the orning) of Bud Ice and a 6 of Smirnoff Ice. Last thing i can remember was looking at her like the world was gonna end in 5 minutes and i was gonna fuck as many times as i could squeeze in, and i wanted to manhandle that shit.

So i get my camera out.

Then i remember waking up. I was on the floor. Like WTF? I look to my right and theres my camera battery still charging. So im like shit, i didnt tape anything. Scattered around is an assortment of empty beer bottles and colored light bulbs. I sit up, the matress is half off the bed, theres sheets and clothes all over, my closet is trashed. I see the girl, i smile. I see my Golf Club, i ghasp! What the hell did i use a golf club for?????

she had to play with that would get hard after you passed out on her...

Giggle,
TS Jamie

-- Modified on 5/5/2008 11:40:21 PM

quite doing that.... wonder if my online subscription to Hustler is still active?????  yeesh.

I remember college.  Or at least I think I do.  I know I went.  I do remember that.  There were some girls.  Hot girls.  WILD girls.  And there was some alcohol...

It's all coming back to me.  

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's back.  Ugh, remember this guy.

Thanks for "like" sharing that. I "like" think!

Guess she was just playing through!!

Did you find next to you a putter or a nine iron? Bwhahahaha!


Hugs,
Ciara