Women are supposed to please Men...Not the other way around.

But those are some fucked up choices. One looks like my exs asshole before she discovered ass bleaching and the other reminds me of a boy pre-puberty.  

When did men become so metro?

Just keep the pubes trimmed. I'm not a fan of picking hair out of my teeth.

Cyanide capsule in the rear molar. neither.

You call that overgrown furby a manly man?  

Bwahahaha.  

Please. You don't have to look like a bad tool time assistant to be considered manly

So I choose girly boy.

Anyway, do we get to do a gang bang with the guys before one leaves?

Were I marooned as part of this trio of castaways, the dynamics of the business would not change, merely the currency. They would still be required to gather the requisite number of coconuts, catch a sufficient amount of fish or build me suitable shelter, or the only thing hairy would be their palms. Purportedly, my threshold for abstinence would be greater than theirs, so I would hold the power. Sort of like Gilligan’s Island meets Lord of the Flies.