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Re: I'm a what????
lungman 10 Reviews 355 reads
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Hi Granny...this is grandpa!.....Hey ya wanna touch my "Cane"....your "G" spot will be glad you did!....Now put that "Walker" aside and take some "Geritol"....and let's get it on!....What's that,you say you can't read this...you forgot your magnifying glass!(LOL).

BizzaroSuperdude1572 reads

to me, MILF is a porn pseudnym for the age range 30-40 or so... and GMILF is 41 and up...

BUT - what do you call a hottie who is 21 or so, and lactates?   clearly she is a mom, but would you refer to her as a MILF?  especially if her bod has no baby fat on it whatsoever....   ???   just gotta get the nomenclature correct....

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Sexy Carolina574 reads

I thought I became a GMILF when I played the role of Grandma!! Or Granny....that's what I will have my grand babies call me.  :)

I'm  not sure my 52 years of age makes me a GILF woman!!
I do have a G   .

SPOT

:)

When I carried my babies in my womb I was very motherly.

I think a MILF is a very sexy MOM who you see running about with her kids and you think to yourself, "She is one Mother/Mom/ I would like to Fuck!"  :) Dayum!!

Since I am 52, am I a GMILF?

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johnhuntback505 reads

sexy, attractive lady!!! Age? who cares?
jhb

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LiannaGerrit373 reads

The idea was ever to notate an age other than old enough to have a baby there in making her
a mom . I do know that it seems some terms have evolved and maybe there is now a gmilf? IDk but I agree with carolina a milf = a mom I would love to F@$k regardless of age.I personally
know girls who are moms/ milfs who are in fact 18-21 yrs of age definately had the kid and are someone many including myself would love to f@$k:) Mature i think is a relative term to age:)


Just mho. Have a great day :) Kendall

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BizzaroSuperdude530 reads

and one of the most attractive women I know - Was a grandma....  Unfortunately she is NOT  a provider... but if she was - oh la la....  is all I can say.

there are many GMILFs I know in my "daily" real life... that I would gladly F*&K....  and at least two of the ladies on this board are as attractive (or more so) that the 20 somethings....   more a matter of "style"

It is just odd that I think of the days of yesteryear... when I was a tyke... and had deep (and unsatisfied) crushes on my Mom's friends and my childhood friends' Moms ....  they were, in a word "hot!"  they were indeed MILFs...  

But the thought of an 18 yr old - as someone suggested...   too young - way too young... although... I guess she could be a MILF... my lower limit?  is 21...  heck - in a stripclub, I won't even let a gal who is under 21 dance for me....  just does not seem right.

my perfect MILF?  Merideth Baxter Birney on "Growing Pains"

GMILF?  that would be Rue McClanahan from the golden girls..... or?

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butterflydust307 reads

a hottie!  I bet you are awesome to see in action with your kiddos. :)

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lungman356 reads

Hi Granny...this is grandpa!.....Hey ya wanna touch my "Cane"....your "G" spot will be glad you did!....Now put that "Walker" aside and take some "Geritol"....and let's get it on!....What's that,you say you can't read this...you forgot your magnifying glass!(LOL).

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charlie445243 reads

No age range.  Mothers can be quite young and a grandmother can be as young as 24.

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ferretman375 reads

I have been lucky enough to have had realtions with a 20 year old who is a mom amd her 39 year old mother.I want to know how I'm suppose to classify them. I just call them wonderful, beautiful women and love the time I have with them. Enough with these foolish abreviations in
calssifing women.All of them are fabulous works
of art and need to be treated like this. Enough!

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SilkShaft303 reads

Dude,

Not sure where the 30-40 range comes from, but LOTS of MILFS are well into their 40s.  

Dara Torres is 41 but at least 20 years from G-club.

just another .02

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boomer21750151 reads

We beat this topic to death on the DC board last month (link below)  The resultant list of a dozen BEST MILF's in DC is primarily on the older end of your definition.

Related Link: Best MILF in DC

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butterflydust159 reads

Hunh.  I always figured that I am a MILF based solely on the fact that I am a mom, and rather a few folks have expressed interest in getting carnally acquainted with me.  I never thought that there may be an age constraint on such a term!

Hm... interesting.

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bruscar10291 reads

My very un-scientific guess?
I think MILF started out to describe the very hot moms of adolescent teenagers whose friends were drooling over Mrs. Tiegs (Whoo! There's one!)
From there, I think the porn industry picked it up and now markets all talent over the age of 25 as MILF Bandit 23 or whatever. Sales, baby, sales.
Funny, never had heard of GMILF 'til now!

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ITgirl360 reads

This seems pretty simple and self-explanatory. If she's a hot mother, then she's a MILF, no matter what age. If she's hot and not a mom, then she's a hot chick, no matter the age.

There are plenty of Hot Moms who are in terrific shape. But to be totally honest, the term MILF bugs me and I [hate] it. It doesn't have the most flattering ring, no matter what it means.

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