The payout would be over $300 million. I know I could get by with that. As a hobbyist, would you get a couple SB's, just play the field or retire from hobbying and wait for the golddiggers to hit on you as you drive around in your Lambourghini? I think the last one might be thee most expensive.
I'm pretty sure from the providers side winning=retirement.
Guess I better go buy a ticket. Line better not be more than a minute.
Taxes put me down to about 150 Million, the tithe on that is 10 percent, (now we are at 135 million) then I would set up houses for women who want to get out of this business but can't, for those who need a safe place to recover from addictions, homeless, battered women and children, then as many orphanages as possible to keep siblings TOGETHER. Of course, the govt. might help me fund that, which would be a great contribution, then I would have to pay off student loans, put aside tuition for my daughter, build a house on the beach big enough for my parents to have an entire wing in their old age, and live off of whatever interest the rest would yield. Yup, sounds like a good life. 
I would also take 3 months and just tour all of Europe again, then once a year, a month vacation in a different country for my entire family.
Y'all would never see London again unless you needed money ha ha ha.
with a handful of your favorite drunken whore mongers, wouldn't be at the top of your list???
I am now officially crushed. lol
Personally, I would do just what I am doing now, only I would be doing a bit more of it, and I would never fly commercial again.
Wait, I don't need to win the lottery to take that trip. I hear something is in the works lol. Talked to Mikey today too.
None of us still has access to the TER Jet. lol
Personally I think it would/will be a blast.
I'll take you on that 3 month tour of Europe, I won't monopolize your time either so you can do what ever sightseeing you want. All I require is a LR bj every day or two. Holy crap, what a great 3 months that would be! And the best part is I'd fit you, I'm not a big guy.
C'Mon Mega Millions...lol
She would still be sucking dick to earn her keep, so I don't know if she would consider it as great a time as you. lol
Love ya Russ, but my d(ck sucking days would be long gone except for Mr. 3rd time around hubby.
Posted By: GaGambler
She would still be sucking dick to earn her keep, so I don't know if she would consider it as great a time as you. lol
Wait, are you saying you do not fall into the category of females that many of my friends have married where the wedding cake cause the BJs to stop. There is hope then.
Just think, LR would be able to do something she really wants to do and get paid 3 months of overnights while doing it. Not such a bad deal, in my pea brain anyway. Oh well, it's just a fantasy dream anyway. I guess I'll just have to keep on keeping on, unless of course I beat the 736,000,000 - 1 odds with a $20 bill. That might be another question. How much are you willing to throw at the Mega millions? I'm a gambler, but c'mon not willing to throw much at improbable odds like that, Poker's my game.
TER
I'd immediately put back all the mods as they were AND....
Put the unlimited alias features back in play.
Oh...and I'd reinstate the TER jet 
Posted By: sympathyforthedevil
The payout would be over $300 million. I know I could get by with that. As a hobbyist, would you get a couple SB's, just play the field or retire from hobbying and wait for the golddiggers to hit on you as you drive around in your Lambourghini? I think the last one might be thee most expensive.
I'm pretty sure from the providers side winning=retirement.
Guess I better go buy a ticket. Line better not be more than a minute.
...or would that be an investment
I guess you could be a mod....but you'll need to lobby the other mods for approval.
Maybe even start another board...GaG has suggested the "too stupid to post" board. I suppose you could start out being the mod on that board. Hey...you've got to start somewhere LOL
Posted By: bigvern
...or would that be an investment?
a King is still a King...even if he's King of the idiots.
AW HELL NO ! ID BUY A BOAT , A CRUISE SHIP , THE S.S. B.I.B .....and sail the world with my ter buddies .....in search of women .......! Each guys can bring 5 providers along .......like one big floating bordello....
.....
Posted By: sympathyforthedevil
The payout would be over $300 million. I know I could get by with that. As a hobbyist, would you get a couple SB's, just play the field or retire from hobbying and wait for the golddiggers to hit on you as you drive around in your Lambourghini? I think the last one might be thee most expensive.
I'm pretty sure from the providers side winning=retirement.
Guess I better go buy a ticket. Line better not be more than a minute.
I expect that in your generosity you would be paying for the hookers (you comment I can bring 5).
Just that we're not going to pay them to eat or sleep? Right? LOL
One other thing...are you going to let Fiddy and Lungie on this trip? I think you should...it would be the entertainment portion. And if we get tired of them...well, as GaG said there are plenty of crocodile bridges we can sail to.
Can I get a separate cabin? Wouldn't want any hookers to have to listen to me snore!
Posted By: Back_In_Black
AW HELL NO ! ID BUY A BOAT , A CRUISE SHIP , THE S.S. B.I.B .....and sail the world with my ter buddies .....in search of women .......! Each guys can bring 5 providers along .......like one big floating bordello....
.....
Posted By: sympathyforthedevil
The payout would be over $300 million. I know I could get by with that. As a hobbyist, would you get a couple SB's, just play the field or retire from hobbying and wait for the golddiggers to hit on you as you drive around in your Lambourghini? I think the last one might be thee most expensive.
I'm pretty sure from the providers side winning=retirement.
Guess I better go buy a ticket. Line better not be more than a minute.
Guys submit a review , year end bonus based on that review....( London's 1 of the guys so nobody can have her )
Fiddy and lungie , will walk the plank ...get drinks shit like that ...every once in a while one of us throws them overboard and we fish them out ( after awhile )....
And every guy gets suites ...for them and their women ...parties every wed Fri and sat ....Sunday we pick which direction we sail ...it is a good idea ....plus we can make money $$$$$$$$$ , the options are endless ....
Posted By: ChgoCPA
I expect that in your generosity you would be paying for the hookers (you comment I can bring 5).
Just that we're not going to pay them to eat or sleep? Right? LOL
One other thing...are you going to let Fiddy and Lungie on this trip? I think you should...it would be the entertainment portion. And if we get tired of them...well, as GaG said there are plenty of crocodile bridges we can sail to.
Can I get a separate cabin? Wouldn't want any hookers to have to listen to me snore!
Posted By: Back_In_Black
AW HELL NO ! ID BUY A BOAT , A CRUISE SHIP , THE S.S. B.I.B .....and sail the world with my ter buddies .....in search of women .......! Each guys can bring 5 providers along .......like one big floating bordello....
.....
Posted By: sympathyforthedevil
The payout would be over $300 million. I know I could get by with that. As a hobbyist, would you get a couple SB's, just play the field or retire from hobbying and wait for the golddiggers to hit on you as you drive around in your Lambourghini? I think the last one might be thee most expensive.
I'm pretty sure from the providers side winning=retirement.
Guess I better go buy a ticket. Line better not be more than a minute.
Well...maybe if we use the BiB scale..or Panther scale.
No fucking way if I have to use the TER +4 scale. I want hot ones....not 10's that should be 7's.
Oh...can I use an alias on the reviews?
Wait a minute...a whole year? What about a quick rotation every couple of weeks or so? We can go to Thailand and find Udo's hookers...then the Philippines. Can we bring Udo as bait when we go deep sea fishing?
Posted By: Back_In_Black
Guys submit a review , year end bonus based on that review....( London's 1 of the guys so nobody can have her )
Fiddy and lungie , will walk the plank ...get drinks shit like that ...every once in a while one of us throws them overboard and we fish them out ( after awhile )....
And every guy gets suites ...for them and their women ...parties every wed Fri and sat ....Sunday we pick which direction we sail ...it is a good idea ....plus we can make money $$$$$$$$$ , the options are endless ....
Posted By: ChgoCPA
I expect that in your generosity you would be paying for the hookers (you comment I can bring 5).
Just that we're not going to pay them to eat or sleep? Right? LOL
One other thing...are you going to let Fiddy and Lungie on this trip? I think you should...it would be the entertainment portion. And if we get tired of them...well, as GaG said there are plenty of crocodile bridges we can sail to.
Can I get a separate cabin? Wouldn't want any hookers to have to listen to me snore!
Posted By: Back_In_Black
AW HELL NO ! ID BUY A BOAT , A CRUISE SHIP , THE S.S. B.I.B .....and sail the world with my ter buddies .....in search of women .......! Each guys can bring 5 providers along .......like one big floating bordello....
.....
Posted By: sympathyforthedevil
The payout would be over $300 million. I know I could get by with that. As a hobbyist, would you get a couple SB's, just play the field or retire from hobbying and wait for the golddiggers to hit on you as you drive around in your Lambourghini? I think the last one might be thee most expensive.
I'm pretty sure from the providers side winning=retirement.
Guess I better go buy a ticket. Line better not be more than a minute.
Allowed , also pit stops are a must , that's our mission !!!! To find new and beautiful women .........rrasha will handle the books , devin in charge of attire ,.....looooobies for all the girls ....hmmmmmm okay Mon . Is suggestion day ....Tues..rest day ..
Posted By: ChgoCPA
Well...maybe if we use the BiB scale..or Panther scale.
No fucking way if I have to use the TER +4 scale. I want hot ones....not 10's that should be 7's.
Oh...can I use an alias on the reviews?
Wait a minute...a whole year? What about a quick rotation every couple of weeks or so? We can go to Thailand and find Udo's hookers...then the Philippines. Can we bring Udo as bait when we go deep sea fishing?
Posted By: Back_In_Black
Guys submit a review , year end bonus based on that review....( London's 1 of the guys so nobody can have her )
Fiddy and lungie , will walk the plank ...get drinks shit like that ...every once in a while one of us throws them overboard and we fish them out ( after awhile )....
And every guy gets suites ...for them and their women ...parties every wed Fri and sat ....Sunday we pick which direction we sail ...it is a good idea ....plus we can make money $$$$$$$$$ , the options are endless ....
Posted By: ChgoCPA
I expect that in your generosity you would be paying for the hookers (you comment I can bring 5).
Just that we're not going to pay them to eat or sleep? Right? LOL
One other thing...are you going to let Fiddy and Lungie on this trip? I think you should...it would be the entertainment portion. And if we get tired of them...well, as GaG said there are plenty of crocodile bridges we can sail to.
Can I get a separate cabin? Wouldn't want any hookers to have to listen to me snore!
Posted By: Back_In_Black
AW HELL NO ! ID BUY A BOAT , A CRUISE SHIP , THE S.S. B.I.B .....and sail the world with my ter buddies .....in search of women .......! Each guys can bring 5 providers along .......like one big floating bordello....
.....
Posted By: sympathyforthedevil
The payout would be over $300 million. I know I could get by with that. As a hobbyist, would you get a couple SB's, just play the field or retire from hobbying and wait for the golddiggers to hit on you as you drive around in your Lambourghini? I think the last one might be thee most expensive.
I'm pretty sure from the providers side winning=retirement.
Guess I better go buy a ticket. Line better not be more than a minute.
I think I'd rather have the boat.
We lease the boat option to buy ...after 6 months we figure out how to make enough money to pay for itself ..and were good ...it'll work .....hell we'll be a new tourist destination ....and an "our gang " theme lounge ...soap box races daily ...women will be flocking ..........
Posted By: bigvern
I think I'd rather have the boat.
To travel the world, and find me the hottest, kinkiest women on the entire planet.
We can call them the Reasearch and Development team.
Then I would make a solid gold replica of my dick, and use it as a hood ornament on my Bugatti Veleron so I could drive it up my bosses ass.
Actually I'll need a few Bugatti's with golden dick hood ornaments.
Let's see. I'll definetly get a ticket on the Space X Dragon and get laid in orbit.
Fuck that I'll learn to fly the fucking thing... Gotta have privacy you know.
Oh. And the subs.. Gotta get a submarine so I could get laid at the bottom of the ocean.
Golden dick hood ornaments on everything!
Now I know everyone is asking..
He isn't going to pay for all the ladies college tuition??
No. I don't buy that college shit.
Except Rasha. I'll pay for her education because she'll invent cold fusion, or some shit that betters mankind.
Gotta do something for mankind.
Go up ...? These girls ain't that dumb ...a bj would be like 4.5 million....fs ....7.2 million and Greek 18 million...$$ .. kinda like > do you sell green dot cards ? Um y yes how much ? Oh I have a double session today 42 million please ??? Huh , oh yes add 15% tip , and do you sell flowers and chocolates ? I'll need 500 lbs of chocolate and 14 acres of roses ....thanks you ........
Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
To travel the world, and find me the hottest, kinkiest women on the entire planet.
We can call them the Reasearch and Development team.
Then I would make a solid gold replica of my dick, and use it as a hood ornament on my Bugatti Veleron so I could drive it up my bosses ass.
Actually I'll need a few Bugatti's with golden dick hood ornaments.
Let's see. I'll definetly get a ticket on the Space X Dragon and get laid in orbit.
Fuck that I'll learn to fly the fucking thing... Gotta have privacy you know.
Oh. And the subs.. Gotta get a submarine so I could get laid at the bottom of the ocean.
Golden dick hood ornaments on everything!
Now I know everyone is asking..
He isn't going to pay for all the ladies college tuition??
No. I don't buy that college shit.
Except Rasha. I'll pay for her education because she'll invent cold fusion, or some shit that betters mankind.
Gotta do something for mankind.
She's actually more like Hot Fusion. Not much cold about that girl.
1st class travel, travel, travel, travel. And I would help out in the Phili's with everything the gov's aren't giving to them. Jet leaves tomorrow morn early. I'll have the pilot dip the wings as I say "see ya !"
PS, just a follow up: just heard on the news you have a better chance of getting hit by an asteroid than in winning tonights jack pot, and not by lighting as before!!! Good Luck
Posted By: jkcrhdy
1st class travel, travel, travel, travel. And I would help out in the Phili's with everything the gov's aren't giving to them. Jet leaves tomorrow morn early. I'll have the pilot dip the wings as I say "see ya !"
PS to my PS: and I aint talking about one of your ATF's ass roids, I'm talking a big fucking space rock roid!!!!
Posted By: jkcrhdy
PS, just a follow up: just heard on the news you have a better chance of getting hit by an asteroid than in winning tonights jack pot, and not by lighting as before!!! Good Luck
Posted By: jkcrhdy
1st class travel, travel, travel, travel. And I would help out in the Phili's with everything the gov's aren't giving to them. Jet leaves tomorrow morn early. I'll have the pilot dip the wings as I say "see ya !"
I can only drive ONE exotic car or motorcycle at a time. Boats/Yachts are holes in the water that you throw money into, and pragmatism forbids me from a Malibu home where the fire/landslide insurance premium is higher than the annual Secret Service costs for the POTUS.
If the service was truly great at a restaurant etc I’d 'tip' like a drunken sailor. If it wasn’t I’d be as 15% penurious as I presently am.
Setting up an extremely well organized & funded National action group to legalize Cannabis while simultaneously setting up another to keep the 2nd Amendment both holy and ‘Unfettered’ would make for great personal entertainment, and probably get me a re-occurring seat on Bill Mahrs cable program. Lol
I'd certainly start seeing the providers in the 9.5 and above TER score aggregate. And I'd review them in an honest, descriptive, informative, and polite fashion that could not be petitioned too be removed from their review history if they didn’t like the scores.
ONE particular TER provider would come along with me for the "ride", and for as long as it lasted.
My sisters as well as a couple of longtime friends wouldn't have any money worries ever again
And y go on bill Maher ? Start your own show on my CRUISE SHIP cause I'm winning ! But I bet some Mormon will win , give most away to a church , buy a farm , probably some gomer from Kansas , marry Dorothy then the 2 of them and Toto will go to the fair for kicks , have some honeyboo kids and hire serefima as their warden oh I mean nanny ....
Posted By: RRO2610
I can only drive ONE exotic car or motorcycle at a time. Boats/Yachts are holes in the water that you throw money into, and pragmatism forbids me from a Malibu home where the fire/landslide insurance premium is higher than the annual Secret Service costs for the POTUS.
If the service was truly great at a restaurant etc I’d 'tip' like a drunken sailor. If it wasn’t I’d be as 15% penurious as I presently am.
Setting up an extremely well organized & funded National action group to legalize Cannabis while simultaneously setting up another to keep the 2nd Amendment both holy and ‘Unfettered’ would make for great personal entertainment, and probably get me a re-occurring seat on Bill Mahrs cable program. Lol
I'd certainly start seeing the providers in the 9.5 and above TER score aggregate. And I'd review them in an honest, descriptive, informative, and polite fashion that could not be petitioned too be removed from their review history if they didn’t like the scores.
ONE particular TER provider would come along with me for the "ride", and for as long as it lasted.
My sisters as well as a couple of longtime friends wouldn't have any money worries ever again.
Probably true. Insane wealth has historically stolen the sanity from many. Britney Spears and Justin Bieber are just two recent examples.
I'll have Gambler administrating my political/philanthropic efforts, and ChgoCPA keeping the avarice addled hands of the IRS out of it. We’ll all three probably monger ourselves to an early death on a ‘leased’ yacht.
350 orgasms a year with all else being equal can help you live 4 years longer, and make you FEEL 8 yrs younger.
So, it can be healthy to spend all your money on it. Though you may run out of it and then just a live a long time, but poor. Conundrum.
I don't buy that one second for females. They say a lot of sex makes you lose weight...check out some of the profiles here. They say sex makes you happy... check out the BSC hookers who blackmail and stab other providers in the back. Just sayin lol.
they aren't really having those 5-10 Big OP's that the reviewers consistently report.
If they were then maybe the facts would be different.
But the johnnie boys will continue to write those reviews claiming how many big fucking O's the gal(s) are having....while she's on the internet putting the dude on a BL. And then putting her hooker pal that she's stabbing in the back out there for being an STD carrier.
Now for the profiles of the overweight gals...some have TER in their back pockets LOL
Posted By: London Rayne
I don't buy that one second for females. They say a lot of sex makes you lose weight...check out some of the profiles here. They say sex makes you happy... check out the BSC hookers who blackmail and stab other providers in the back. Just sayin lol.
Spend a week in all the great hobbying cities, and hardly leave the motel room. I'd be like a touring provider in reverse. I'd have a steady stream of providers for 2 hour increments with an hour between to rest and clean up for the next one. I guess I'd be empty in a hurry, but Hell who cares, one hot woman after the next. Then I'd go to the next city, then the next. Wow! I'm such a whore!
secret. But I don't 'gamble'.
Playing the lottery is not really gambling. Gambling implies that you have a chance to win, ok technically you have a chance to win, a 736,000,000-1 chance. Playing the lottery is more like throwing money at a nearly improbable dream. Oh well someone's gotta win, so I'll throw $20 at it.
1 in 259M
But I feel lucky as I've been struck by lighting twice today as well as had a hooker tell me to keep my donation.
What are those fucking odds?
Posted By: russbbj
Playing the lottery is not really gambling. Gambling implies that you have a chance to win, ok technically you have a chance to win, a 736,000,000-1 chance. Playing the lottery is more like throwing money at a nearly improbable dream. Oh well someone's gotta win, so I'll throw $20 at it.
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I believe it was Voltaire who wrote, “A lottery is a tax on ignorance.”
But I'll bet you bought a ticket as well. For folks like us we don't play till that jackpot gets over $ 500M. Otherwise it's not worth our time LOL
I tend to really play it when those prizes get really large like this...I buy a $ 1 ticket and have the same odds as those who spend thousands.
Maybe this will roll over again and approach a $ 1B jackpot. If you win will you buy the yacht for BiB and the rest of us? Maybe you'll even ditch your other plans and just come and play with us?
Posted By: rrasha88
I believe it was Voltaire who wrote, “A lottery is a tax on ignorance.”
but for all practical purposes your odds are the same. Slim and none.
The odds remain the same irrespective of the number of tickets you may buy. The rationale seems to be that since NO match has to occur the odds are the same for each individual ticket bought.
I wish the odds were slim...but 259M to 1 doesn't qualify as slim LOL
Posted By: GaGambler
but for all practical purposes your odds are the same. Slim and none.
Of course the odds for each individual ticket are the same, by that same logic, if you buy a thousand tickets your odds are 259,000,000 to 1,000 as opposed to 259,000,000 to 1, IOW your odds are a thousand times better of matching all six numbers by buying a thousand different tickets than by buying a single ticket. The odds are still 259,000 to 1 by buying a thousand tickets, hardly good odds, but still a thousand times better than buying a single ticket.
I know that you already knew all of this, so I have to assume that you were either being intentionally obtuse, or deliberately argumentative with your statement.
again. I told you he's making up for lost time...it's all pent up LOL. You just happen to be the culprit this evening cause Udo's not around to take the beating.
hear ya but I never play the actual lottery...altho you don't want to know what I'd do with all that money Now scratchoffs are oh so fun once a year in me stocking LOL. I almost always win so it's a fun treat just one time a year. Geezk I guess I did tell a lil white lie........I guess I do 'gamble' afterall just a lil bit. I wonder what else Santa's going to bring me this year Oh boy hahahahahaha
Posted By: TaylorSteele
secret. But I don't 'gamble'.
, oh okay I'd make CPA , Panthera , nickypoo and bib my boy toys .....oh then I'd review them ...they'd be my call boys .....
.......and I'd treat the ladies to their services , but bib would be all mine , I wonder if he's rugged ...he he , I'd get between his Calvin's ......
.....
Never not for all the money in the world , I'm promised to another !!!! LoL....
......happy holidays Taylor ....
...xo
I'd simply pay off my debts and then travel extensively
END OF MESSAGE
Really?
That was not a nice thing to say.
Some folks dig young inexperienced girls, some don't.
Some folks dig adult companions, some don't
Some folks dig chicke babies that mentally or verbally can't stand up to them, some don't.
Some folks dig intelligence and sharpness of wit, some don't.
The thing is, just because you disagree, it really doesn't make it right to call any woman nasty names.
With all the bullying going on in schools today, maybe they should start teaching kids "Don't be dicks to each other". Who knows...they might turn into halfway reasonable adults.
Peace out and Merry Christmas.
Wouldnt really matter; rich or poor, married or divorced, in a civie relationship, or just hobbying, in the end we Men end up paying for it, in one manner or another. I have to admit that I would try to travel to my 3 favorite cities to rendezvous with other ladies who never travel to Omaha!
And teach them basic life skills to help them keep their head above water.
I'd only start there though.
Anti human trafficking charities after and last but not least buy every Virginia edition of Heinlein novels.
Then I'd dump my retard ginger girlfriend and convince London or OhCharlie to marry me.
Posted By: missariarocchi
And teach them basic life skills to help them keep their head above water.
I'd only start there though.
Anti human trafficking charities after and last but not least buy every Virginia edition of Heinlein novels.
Then I'd dump my retard ginger girlfriend and convince London or OhCharlie to marry me.
the things not said I have trouble hearing.
Posted By: ceotraveling
the things not said I have trouble hearing.
I will cook and fk you, but not in the morning. I am not running a bed and breakfast here lol.
Posted By: London Rayne
I will cook and fk you, but not in the morning. I am not running a bed and breakfast here lol.
Rats.... I bought 10 tickets and added the Mega so spent $20
Have one ticket with MegA number so I won $4.00
Better than nothing I guess.
CONGRATS to all the BIG WINNERS around the US!
Life changing, hope they spread the wealth all over...
Since I am sending well wishes to winners I will do the same and wish YOU ALL a JOYOUS holiday Season and spectacular 2014!
Fondly, Carly
$4 is better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, not that I've ever been poked in the eye with a sharp stick and would know how that felt.
Thank you for your well wishes, and I extend my well wishes to everyone in here as well (even the jerks).
I'm not a religious man, but I can appreciate the grace and humanity of this time of year. Personally, I think that the grace, tolerance and humanity should extend all year long, but I'll take it for a month.
Well Carly, congrats on your win, a win is a win. Happy holidays and best wishes all year long
