wow,such a dark thread... i've been there and done that in my life and will never repeat.  but, i guess if i had to do it again i would die by heart attack via too much sex!

I mean you're not suing someone, and if you did, who would you sue?

Although, I do hear that suicide is painless.

I dislike pain, so any way that would cause me to fall asleep first.  

But I would really consider some way that left people guessing whether it was suicide anyways.  

But I guess my favorite way to go would be from exhaustion from have sex with as many women as possible in a short period of time.

commit suicide?

Hell , I thought that I was already dead. I was waiting for another life giving 5 hour session with my ATF to get my blood flowing again. BTW close the coffin on your way out, that sunlight is killing me!!!!!!

Overdose of sleeping pills.

But the big question for me would be why. I'm not suicidal but there are definitely days when I think I'm ready to go see if there really is an afterlife. And if I were dead I wouldn't have to be bothered, saddened or stressed out about anything anymore. That said, my life is pretty easy so I think I'll try to stick around for a bit.

President Palin invades Canada (eom)

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I would have sex ten times a day until it killed me. Kind of a "Leaving Las Vegas" TER style.

OD on Tylenol so it would look like an accident & my family would still get the insurance.

As to why: If I ever get caught hobbying because I'm not going without sex anymore. I lasted 5 yrs before I found TER & was about ready to check out. I had lost  a daughter to cancer several years before & the hardest thing to do after that is to go on living & without sex it just wasn't worth it.

I would advise against it: Suicide is harmful to your health.

If I was true to form, it would be something fairly private, as opposed to public and dramatic.

This isn't something I've researched, but I would probably try to find something non-painful. So either something quick, or something where pain is avoided. Massive OD on coke? Car into a wall at 100+? I don't know, but somehow I doubt sex would factor into it.

Having played Russian roulette I can tell you it only takes 1/5 ounce of pressure to pull the trigger. Given the gun size and weight may be more or less. Either way it's ssssoooo easy to do as if not doing it at all. You would be gone in a second......
Having said this I will add suicide is a COWARDS way out, unless you are mentally I'll and truly have no conception....
The Life long pain and suffering you put your loved one's through is WRONG.

As far as the after life'..... HA HA  you don't get it that easy... Your dead you have no memory no conscience no nothing, until the resurrection you are Dead!!.

So until then why don’t  we all just live like we where dieing and go out with as may BANGS  as we possibly  can.. Kisses babies.

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...is the last day of your life.  One of these days you will be right!

If you need to go on your own schedule:
1.  Carbon Monoxide
3.  Massive OD
3.  Hypothermia (painless after you get past the shivers)
4.  Jumping off something tall ( there IS that time of fall in which you WILL regret the decision to jump)
5.  A large caliber gunshot to the brain.  Make damn sure its big enough (.38 + and well placed enough (oral sex baby) to make SURE you don't just maim yourself.  This only is an option if you don't care if your death is used as an argument for stupid gun laws!

Having seen Mom and Dad die of cancer.. well... I may GET cancer but I'm not going to DIE from it.  I'll save myself and everyone else the 'end game' in the hospital with the tubes and screaming etc...
MVR

take this depressing nonsense to the political board

I would take a bunch of pills or some form narcotics and knock myself out.

All kidding aside, though, I would bleed myself to death.