Guys, what do you think most women's favorite position is? Results: leading at 39%, the most fav position is doggie style
I have a simple explanation for this. The reason why women, or in this case providers, prefer K-9 over the other positions is because they don't have to look at our ugly mugs. Even better if they have their iPhones with them, so they can update their Instagram and FB while we are pumping them from behind. God, when is this dude gonna finish ??? LMAO
The reason for that is that many of their customers are so butt-ugly they don't want to look at them while they're fucking. According to the poll, 39% of mongers are fuglies. I'm surprised its not higher. Polling civvie women will give you a much lower percentage, so I know I'm right on this one. .
We all know how clueless most men are, I bet if you asked the ladies, but asked them the question two different ways, the first, "What is your favorite position with CLIENTS?" and second, "What is your favorite position in your civvie sex life?"
I think if the ladies answered those two questions honestly the answers might be rather enlightening to the guys, and I guarantee you the answer to the first question would be a LOT higher than 39% doggy, lol
Yes girth..... but not pecker dimension. When the client is a lard-ass, the lady doesn’t want to have to do a fucking split for either cowgirl! And damn sure doesn’t want to be on bottom in missionary (and others) of 400 lbs of blubber! And, and a lard ass is more likely to have a heart attack..... And the lady may not have a “Life-Alert” pendant around here neck if the fat ass collapses. And another thing about doggie.... the lady is close to a track stance, so she can haul ass in case the fat fuck goes timber on her!
Other positions would also prove difficult with an obese client..... (I’ll let others take their turn!) And, in doggie, the fat bastard can gain access by laying his “bulge” on the ladies back!!! And before any of you smart asses go and suggest I’m “large”...... I’m still in size 32 jeans, same as high school!
My goal is to get into those size zero and size two jeans. Or at least into the girls who wear them. lol
I am happy to hear, or rather NOT to hear any lardasses complaining about being ridiculed. I guess that will be the sign that TER is back, when the lard ass guys start whining about being body shamed. If we can make fun of the OTHFBC we can surely make fun of the fat dudes too. I hope TER NEVER goes that PC.
That mean her waistline is 32 inches around or 32 * 25.4 cc = 812.8 mm I personally like provider that her pants would be tight on me but I bigger than 32 I like a meter. However have know booty loves that would hit a 69 inch size but.
Too bad MDKILLER, (I bet he didn't know anyone still remembered that old handle of his) was too stupid to even get the joke, but he's a fucking moron so who cares I suppose. lol
I have to say, it's kind of fun having some friendly banter on the boards again. and for the record, I can't still fit into my 32's without popping a button, but I fit very comfortably into 33's and most girls I am with are perfectly happy to do CG, mish or any other position we are mutually in the mood for.
That how I like to finish. As soon as I saw doggie have the highest percentage, I thought to myself, guys are answering doggie because that's what they like, at least the majority, rather than thinking about what ladies really want.
Cowgirl also allows for DFK and breast play with visuals! Slow CG, with DFK until the peak approaches.... Then the fucking bucking starts followed by bucking fucking if all goes well and I can hold my load. Plus, I’d rather the lady “collapse” on me then vice versa!
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