I am putting together a new newsletter for friends/clients.

I could put in stories about my day, but I have a feeling no one wants to read about.

So if you were a subscriber to a lady's newsletter, what info or features would you want included? Anything she she never include?

Thanks a million for your help!

Kisses,
Vanica Love

advice, but I'm a very busy guy, and I doubt that I would ever read such a newsletter or blog.

I think newsletters are fine for making relevant announcements but if you get into much more, its drivel and will be perceived as such. For your regulars knowing things about you and your personality will give them many reasons to gush sentimentally when they see you, but for the guy who wants to see you and may not be a repeat, you don't want him to have to waddle through bullshit to get the pertinent facts. I would suggest you do a simple blog and provide a URL to the site and let the buyer choose whether he wants to read about you or wax philosophically or tell him where he can meet you for horizontal pick up sticks.

I am sure you have plenty of stories about stupid clients or situations. similar to the scarlet letters. Divergence into the things you enjoy would also be a pleasant distraction. The gent who made you feel like a hobbyist!

You could also have the stupid email of the week as a feature!

and if you write well, and do interesting things, then some people are going to read it.

Of course, include a lot of hot photos of yourself.

I read a few daily (or weekly) blogs that gals put out there, and I enjoy them.

In your newsletter, you should have your Hello statement, followed directly by your schedule and approximately where you will be located, if traveling. Then a pretty nekid picture of your self. I, for one, do not want to see any males or male parts getting BJ or HJ, tks. Its all about me. You could have a picture and shorty story about your favorite toy of the month and why you like it. You could post about your favorite gift that you recieved without naming the perp or perv.  You could post about your favorite vacation get away.

or at least in your little corner of it.

You can google Darwin Awards for your entertainment pleasure. I've followed them for years. They seem to identify people who have done humorous, outrageous, silly and/or stupid things (sometimes all of the above). I'm sure you have a few of those stories in your past.

I kept the subjects/topics to updates about travel, specials and my website. There was a sexy photo included of course. I decided to keep the newsletter informative, rather than entertaining.

I think I will save my stories and such for my blog.

Kisses,
Vanica

and attracts me to you.  If you are wearing something sexy or shopped for sexy clothes, write about it.

Pictures, naked or semi-naked are good.

Do a poll where I can vote - can be on anything.  BJ vs DATY, yankees vs mets. Pick from a list of fav positions.  Even better pick from 2 outfits that you have chosen for an upcoming date (with pics).  Try to make it so I can vote from the newsletter email without having to go to a site.

Give me a short story about something crazy/interesting that happened to you this week.  Give me a link where I can respond to it with a short comment.

Tell me about any specials.  If you travel, include your calendar.

Post past newsletters on your site so more people can see them and sign up.

DON'Ts
Don't complain all the time.  Especially about your clients or other providers.

Don't oversell by only talking about how great you are. Don't use the newsletter to sell me your downloads or VIP membership.  

Don't spam.  1 email a month is enough. Allow me to opt out.

DON"T EVER GIVE OUT MY EMAIL TO OTHERS!

Dear Vanica:
I think being in the Maryland DC area you have a friend who has a newsletter and as developed a strong following. With that said I think you should poll some of a certain muses newsletter recipients and see what they like and what they don't like. That would be a start and a paradiagm that you could use to gauge what men between 25-54 would like to see in their libidinal literature for the week with your own.