When I first started looking at Provider pages I realized quickly that my attention was taken whenever I saw a Provider with a name that matches either an ex girlfriend or someone that I thought was super cute from my past or even just a name that I've always found to be alluring.

positively and negatively but after that I could give a shit what they choose to call themselves lol.

Zoe- Simple beauty-  Zoe Saldana,  
Eve- to Adam ; An alluring woman,
Piers- "foreign roots" Piers Morgan

My first threesome ever was in 1999 with a friend of my boyfriend at the time. She was a really hot stripper and I suggested she join us one evening. That night was one of the hottest threesomes I've ever had so naturally had to pay tribute to the girl who confided in me afterwards that she normally was $1500/hr. (My bf had no idea and I don't think he ever found out either!)

Still no takers?

Some of my favorites

Fagina

Just askin', cause you never said where you guys were doin' it, and it would explain the last part of your provider name.

Now I'm not saying I'll never see a gal named Brandy, but when I do see a name that gives me the impression that the gal is thoughtful and intelligent, then that is a plus.

and the cross-reference to "taboo" didn't hurt!

Not many people can pronounce it.. Is unique enough.. Your name is your trademark so I want it to be something I really like...

I absolutely agree that Lizzy is a sexy name. Jennifer is good, but Jenny is even hotter.

That is very cool, Tabu!

The name is all part of the fantasy, and the type of name chosen helps lure me in, I am sure.  i tend to like a first and last name that work together, That presents an image of how a provider wants to project -- it's kind of like the frame around the picture, so to speak.  The picture remains the same, but the right frame enhances the overall image.

... if palomamontecarlo opted for galdys kowalchuck instead, she would be every bit as beautiful, but the allure of the same lady wrapped in palomamontecarlo makes any breathing man, and half  the dead ones want to hop the next flight to Miami

I like when a lady puts effort into all that she does. Some ladies have had some very od names, that if you were in public with them it could be awkward. I love Tabu's name. If I was in public with her though we would need to use no names or whatever her in public name might be. I like the thought she has put into her name. Some ladies go plain, some a little more interesting, as a Brandy or a not so typical name that can ad to the allure and eros of the hobby/provider relationship. Shyla Dazzling, very pretty first name, well the last name just says it all. Cant wait to meet her next month. Also. take for example Paloma Montecarlo. One of the best names ever. As she mentioned it means dove in Spanish. It is also a cocktail. A very tasty drink it is, as I love grapefruit and tequila at times. Have not had the pleasure to meet her as of yet. So for now I will drink Paloma's.

This conversation makes me wonder how many guys here have intentionally booked a session with the hottest woman they could find with a certain name? I have searched certain cities for Providers with specific names and then browsed for the sexiest of them. That is a feature offered in the advanced search options, so I am not likely to be the only one that did so.

Only to people like you with too much time in their hands and doesn’t what the shit to do with the time instead of asking the dumbest question on the planet for the day.

Some names intrigue me: What does it mean? Why did she choose it? Does it mean what I think it means? Does she know that it has multiple meanings? Etc.  

Don't make me punch an old person (that would be you). And if I miss I am sending TT after you.

probably the only thing that has ever taken me aback about a provider was assuming the k9 and taking note of a tramp stamp right above her crack all the way across her back reminding me that she is "Daddy's Little Girl" -

Boy's name right here!  

not to mention, much less frustrating.

But don't get too mad at our little mushroom cap, I've got money on him to repeat as SPOTY.

and just remember, PImples is not the only one here TSTTTTT

Gertrude, Mildred, Hortense (excluding "Whoretense")

I mean, let's face it, the only reason we find Jocelyn Wildenstein, below, to be slightly unattractive is because of her horrific name.  (need more proof, google Jocelyn Elders!)

Meanest poster of the year.  Maybe tucky and osp may be front runners for that lol

I really think they do mean something to the providers, but not to me.
Some are actually weird.
I once saw a provider in Chicago who's stage name was "Paige Turner" and yes she was an actual Librarian.

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Good point, Jenny is hotter than Jennifer, but I was thinking of the hot babes I mentioned and got side tracked a little.  Happens a lot, that getting side tracked.

"Jill Bait" - That's hilarious!

@Coffeebreak - I knew a super hot Jayne back in high school, and that is part of making this discussion thread - to see how many of us respond to certain names with excitement.

Ah, you read that part about the plain Jane before I modified that post.  Well, I am glad that you understood where I was going with that.  Even though I joke around a lot, I too appreciate the thoughtfulness that the women here put into their provider names.

Whether a lady goes by Jenny, or Lila, or Brandy, Layla, or Myrtle is of no concern to me. The ones that bug me are the odd ones such as Licky Jizz or Pretty Pussy.

PM me for the full story

Also involved a tongue ring and a very embarrassed super.

o, I do not get hard on by someones names.

oh, shit yes

especially if they seem to fit the girl -

I don't think I could get naked with a girl named Dolly.  And I don't care how hot she is lol.  I just couldn't get over the awkwardness of saying "Hello Dolly."  I think I'd break into giggles

Full of contradictions aren't we

Siz tam bir göt var

L-O-L-A (The Kinks...

you know what, it translated as " you have an a$$". ROFL

And it was meant to be "you are an asshole", but I will take that.

It looks a bit like you're referring to her,  lol  Granted, only a guy as dumb as Fungy wouldn't be able to figure it out from the context.

Try it

So you go try your English on some hillbillies like yourself