Ok, so some back story. I had my annual 6 hour session today with one of my fav hookers (I blew off work. It's fkin awesome to be the boss! Lol) where we drink, eat, fk, rest (I don't pay for the resting) fk, lick, and drink.
It's a whoot of a time if you can find a hooker who will let her hair down enough to trust you to get silly with her. So when I got to her suite, I noticed a bunch of goodies in the corner of the room.
"Yes" she laughed. "They're yours." LOL
Now don't get crazy, she keeps the jewelry, the gift cards, the tips, etc but she pretty much gave me everything else. I was stuffing Godiva's down like it was the last batch on earth! Those fkkers are awesome!
She also let me have the candles and the flowers but I just threw those away like all the other girls do except for the Pointsettia. That looks kinda cool in my den of iniquity and I think it's too late anyway in the season to put it up on eBay.
So, what do I do? Was just the below market rate I paid her thank you enough? Was the kiss on the cheeck on the way out is all that was needed? Or do you feel I need to send a thank you email as well?
What do you ladies really expect from us when you regift your regs from your occasional Johns bounty?
And guys, does it bother you that the ladies regift your shit? I know there are several John's here who remind us in every thread how happy they are, but if I ate the chocolates intended for your ATF, would that make you sad?
Your thoughts, if many?
I brought chocolates to the first couple of dates. After reading the comments of some of the more senior members, I concluded they were probably right, and I stopped.
What really stopped all gifting for me was buying a dress for a provider I'd seen before. The dress looked great on her. The next time I saw her, I asked her assistant to ask her to bring it. The assistant said the provider probably couldn't find it, as she has tons of clothes she gets from guys, in a pile on the floor in a closet. She gives most of it to Goodwill.
Now it's just a bottle of wine. $20 at most.
You weren't wearing one of her dresses, were you? 
And the Goodwill thing, or something similar, is very common among the hookers.
They get a tax write off for that kinda shit. Everbody wins that way. Well, except for the dumbass John who gave it to her in the first place.
But like I always say, what a John doesn't know, can't hurt him.
I wonder how many Johns are still making tuition payments?
Someone is buying a-lot of higher educations out there.
You succeeded!
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Don't forget boob jobs 
So ... you're a hooker. Let me guess ... Greek Freak?
Unless it's a gift that keeps on giving...like a viral one, lol
and probably appreciate it more than a poinsettia
...and guess they were your chocolates, weren't they?
Keep on giving so I can keep eating. LOL
One of my favorites.
Posted By: JackDunphy
...and guess they were your chocolates, weren't they?
Keep on giving so I can keep eating. LOL
Me and six other friends are going to this movie house that serves it.
Can I count you in?
Did they taste like cum? I make my own creme filled ... eat up Nance.
The ball licking thread is two threads down.
You're still so bitter and angry? Really? Sad if you ask me.
Smile, enjoy it and bask in the adrenaline of doing something that is considered wrong.
If the lady shares, you're special and why not?
A gift is a gift...either a regift or re-regift...it's still a Gift.
Sounds like you had an amazing time. #lucky
Happy Holidays to you.
And I'll bet you throw away the flowers like all the other gals do.
Btw, did a John give you those mint chocolate chip colored shoes? They look fkin hot on your Carmel skin.
You have to love Latinas!
No, I have closets large larger and largest.
Glad you liked the fuck me pumps, lol.
I'm a collector, love chocolate and have sisters who love chocolate!
Baby you're a rockstar.
Happy Holidays to you papi.
others girls are honest hos and like to earn their own money and pay for their own needs and wants...
#letsgetreal
... for getting you out of the house long enough for me to bang your wife for 6 hours?
All I did was give her a bunch of flowers and crappy chocolate from the drug store.
I somehow feel like she deserved a little better.
