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Re: I feel a limerick comin' on! :) eom
inicky46 61 Reviews 128 reads
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There once was a woman named Becker
who cut off her poor hubby's pecker.
She'd slipped him a mickey,
and sliced it off quickly,
then pureed poor Mr. Becker's pecker.

was the first thing I thought about.  Guys with SO's..  cover your tracks well!  lmao

get married.

Posted By: inicky46
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There once was a gal, Catherine Kieu Becker.
Who’s husband was a home wrecker.
With her ass filled by a bug,
she gave him a drug,
And as he slept she cut off his pecker.

There once was a woman named Becker
who cut off her poor hubby's pecker.
She'd slipped him a mickey,
and sliced it off quickly,
then pureed poor Mr. Becker's pecker.

She is one pissed off woman.  Story says they got it out of the garbage disposal and sent to the hospital with him.  But no word on how surgery went.

Dang this man will now have a terrible fear of garbage disposals.  

All I can say is WOW and dang she needs to stay in jail for the safety of all men.

She was very calculating on how she did this.  She will burn for this one.

I wonder how her defense lawyer will spin this? Oh I accidentally spilt a bottle of valium while cooking his dinner and then later happened to trip over the bathroom rug while running with a knife and accidentally lopped off his pecker.

I do feel this is different than the John and Lorena Bobbitt case. Bobbitt came home drunk and had surprise anal with his wife and then fell asleep.

I guarantee that both John and Lorena will be back on talk shows in the next few days.

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