TER General Board

Re: I don't need a survival kit.
MarkRuffalo 2725 reads
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1. TER VIP account
2. Second phone, prepaid by cash, never use to call your regular mobile phone
3. Gmail account that you never use to email your regular email accounts.  
4. HotelTonight app

What's in your bag?

NoGreenBorderedEnvelope 88 reads
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... Is a hobby gmail account.  I use an email service that doesn't mine my emails, and is encrypted.  

In addition to TER VIP, I find my P411 account very useful.

justsauce16 4 Reviews 84 reads
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Don't use gmail, use proton mail. It's encrypted, not data mined, not based in the US.

Outside of that, I use a burner phone app. I like hotelTonight, but it only occasionally has better rates. I've had better luck with groupon.

1192967 45 Reviews 78 reads
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Google and Facebook fight it out for being the most intrusive companies of all time.

Senator.Blutarsky 85 reads
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1. P411 (lifetime member)
2. TER VIP
3. ProtonMail email account  
4. Prepaid Tracfone  
5. Cash... plenty of cash

Tippecanoe 90 reads
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Good thread: The Hobbyists GoBag

1)Tracfone
2) Regular phone
3) Wallet w/ debit card for cash. I learned that for my bank I can take out a max of 500 in 24 hours. That time starts at 4:00 p.m.  Thus I can take out 500 at 3:50 pm. and then another at 500 4:10 p.m., a 1,000 in less than 20 minutes. If I try to take out 500 at 4:10 p.m. and then again anytime before 3:59 p.m. the next day, no bueno. Plan accordingly.
4) Spare condom. I've run into the, "oh, sweetie I don't have any more condoms" story. No problem babe, I brought my own.
5) Altoids, mint.
6) Car keys

I used to bring just cash and spare phone, but once my car was towed and spare phone battery died. Long painful story, I just bring everything with me.

voyager-43 11 Reviews 81 reads
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+1 on your own backup condom.  Just in case.

rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 95 reads
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It’s nice to see that no one’s list included duct tape and sheets of plastic.

keystonekid 114 Reviews 109 reads
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envelope counted twice, shower soap for "after shower", and bottle of water to stay hydrated.

HappyChanges 97 reads
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you have been on my hit list for a very long time. I need to pull the trigger.

JakeFromStateFarm 69 reads
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TheBoogerMan 1 Reviews 72 reads
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Spare toothbrush & tooth paste
Spare bar of soap
Spare bar of antiperspirant
Equate breath strips
Sani wipes
Couple boxes of Trojan Bareskin condoms
KY Yours+Mine Lubricants
“Bikini Inspector” and “Spandex Examiner” custom badges
Garmin GPS
Tracfone

 
The box of envelopes and hobby cash are stashed out home; cash counting and envelope stuffing are the last things I do before departure.

 
Edited cuz I forgot some stuff 🧐

-- Modified on 2/9/2018 12:46:48 AM

micktoz 43 Reviews 73 reads
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.........  rope and chain  aisle  at home depot is a great toy store. Duct tape is a wonderful toy too.  
Sigh, I need a good BDSM session. It's been way too long!

TheBoogerMan 1 Reviews 81 reads
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END OF MESSAGE

impposter 49 Reviews 86 reads
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The usual (hobby phone, greeting cards w/ envelopes, mouthwash, dental picks, baby wipes, ...).  
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But just in case she pulls the last minute, "I'm sorry, I couldn't get the room," I carry a small, portable pop-up tent and several multi-lingual "HazMat" "Danger!" "Radiation!" and other signs.  The bastards in Central Park seem to think that a "Do Not Disturb" sign on a tent means "Come On In!"  
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(There are smaller tents, but I need one big enough to hold my barrel.  
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-12/i-have-an-outfit-with-suspenders-942062?page=1 )

micktoz 43 Reviews 72 reads
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BigPapasan 3 Reviews 80 reads
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...tricks to trick themselves into thinking they won't get busted or to trick themselves into thinking they aren't paying for sex because they don't see the money.  Hookers may also think they won't get busted if they don't touch the money and don't see it because it's in an envelope.  They may also think it's less "sordid" because the money isn't visible.  They change their minds about envelopes once they've been shorted or find the envelope stuffed with paper.

 

I've had a Gmail account for hobbying for the 15+ years I've been on TER.  No problems at all, but I'm also not on any form of social media.

 

The only thing I bring is a female condom.  Many providers still haven't used them; I'm the Johnny Fucking Appleseed of female condoms.

20strojl 13 Reviews 108 reads
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Amen bro, female condoms rule. Saw a provider Xmas Eve mostly because of her FC friendly notation on her website. Needed to road test this. I paid very close attention to her application  method/ style like it was a tutorial. Absolutely loved the FC, a game changer and as easy to use as a male condom. (take out inner ring before applying)
I brought one with me  next time I saw my ATF , now she`s a believer too.

Tippecanoe 70 reads
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Why do you have a Garmin GPS if you have a Tracphone? Remember to clear the GPS of your search settings. I try to minimize and keep everything in one place.

Tippecanoe 74 reads
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Towel, that's pretty funny.

Tippecanoe 89 reads
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I just used female condoms for the first time a few months ago. One of those why didnt' I do this earlier moments. They are freaking awesome.

TheBoogerMan 1 Reviews 75 reads
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Why?  So I can refer to the GPS at a glance while I drive /and/ not burn up my minutes/data.  And while don’t like fiddling with my phone when at the wheel, I usually have to anyway - the Ladies often text me when I’m on my way; asking me to stop and get ‘em cigarettes, etc.

 
Now what you said about clearing my settings... that’s given me an idea; instead of saving incall addresses, I can save the locations of innocent, nearby landmarks - like fast food restaurants and gas stations.

 
Edited for grammar 🧐

-- Modified on 2/9/2018 7:24:35 AM

mrfisher 111 Reviews 118 reads
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Red lights are for sending texts.

You can read them with one eye while you're driving.

 
This reminder is brought to you by the Mad Council.

mrfisher 111 Reviews 91 reads
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but I digress.

As for the FC, if the gal hasn't used them before, be prepared for an awkward time as she goes about trying to insert same.   I brought these once and the whole rigmarole was not worth it.

harborview 10 Reviews 67 reads
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for several years.  My GPS is full of coffee shops & fast food where on might need a rest stop.  

vantheman666 10 Reviews 69 reads
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I have no wife to hide from. If condoms or lube are needed, I can run across the street to the store. Takes 5 minutes.

golf1953 116 Reviews 89 reads
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I learned early on that some ladies use perfume, body lotion, ect, and the scent gets on your clothes. Almost got busted by SO . So I carry a spare shirt and pants in my gym bag. Take the used ones to the cleaners the next day.  Gotta try those FCs.

micktoz 43 Reviews 76 reads
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Now, if I could just work out the donation to equal 42...............................

Life, the universe and everything.

Duplicitouslust 24 Reviews 78 reads
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I must say that you are always prepared.  Also get in the habit of having Polyurethane and Latex just in case she has a dermatological reaction to Latex.

Slickone50 39 Reviews 75 reads
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Damm, shit just got real....for me🤘

Tippecanoe 79 reads
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If you reek of perfume, go to the gas station and 'spill' a bit on your hands and clothes. She'll never smell it and won't want to be around you.

Posted By: golf1953
Re: Spares
I learned early on that some ladies use perfume, body lotion, ect, and the scent gets on your clothes. Almost got busted by SO . So I carry a spare shirt and pants in my gym bag. Take the used ones to the cleaners the next day.  Gotta try those FCs.

DT_lover 188 Reviews 70 reads
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A 10 ft length and a 20 ft length.  I also used to bring a 6 pack of craft beer for the same woman.

20strojl 13 Reviews 236 reads
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She doesn`t insert it in herself, here`s the deal:

1)  Take it out of the  wrapper and you`ll notice it`s much larger than a male one.
2)  Remove the inner ring. It`s already pre-lubed on both inside and out
3)  Have her (or you) apply additional lube to your bare johnson
4)  You/her slide the FC over your guy, just like a MC. It`ll seem slippery and way to large but that`s ok,
      (think horse condom) you`ll notice there`s NO MORE STRANGLE EFFECT like with MC`s.
5)  Enter your lady in any position and proceed to bang away and you won`t believe how "Free Willy" you`ll feel.
6)  Upon completion you/her remove and dispose of it correctly. You will both think "Why didn`t we try this sooner?"

They are the closest thing to BBFS imaginable, a real game changer, no way I go back to MC`s. Tried them with my ATF last couple of times and she agrees that they are better for her too. Seeing her next week and she just reminded me not to forget to bring them.
I get them online here:  www.fc2.us.com  (12 pack is like $36)

Hope this helps,
Free at last

trex44 9 Reviews 78 reads
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It's a small gym bag that I keep in the vehicle at all times. I started calling it my "I'd Love To" bag years ago because if a lady asked me to stay the night, my response was "I'd Love To" and I was prepared ;)

The contents are sufficient for an overnight stay -- travel versions of my usual personal grooming items, a change of clothes, one-use packets of lube and the Female Condom2. Yes, they are a game-changer -- no more strangled Dino Dick (TM pending) and the visual of my bare dick sliding in & out of her (with only a small ring of synthetic material in view) is a big help in getting this old dino across the finish line.

mrposition 10 Reviews 95 reads
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purell-lube of some sort-box of condoms for me,female condoms for her-box of chocolates-mouthwash-rolled up t-shirt-travel soap-and extra hidden cash...have used all these things at least once...

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