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JohnHooker 1178 reads
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OMG !!! LMAO ...Robbin for the love of G-d Please come to Long Island NY !! I have a Raging Hard On after reading that and if you greet like that I may never leave !!!

Smokinggun2798 reads

When she opens the door and you see each other for the first time what do you do to break the ice?

My last visit went like this:  I walked in and saw her and said "You are beautiful", she said "You're HOT" we both kissed and touched and got naked.  Crazy chemistry.  Madison are you reading this?  :  ;)

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Blowing Chunks1105 reads

So telling a provider that she's gorgeous would make her get naked?  
That's a sign of crazy chemistry?  :D

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WickedBrut1368 reads

She was wearing a tight cocktail dress.
I said, "You look really good in that dress!"
She said, "Really? Then I'll keep it on."

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bonordonor1522 reads

she either has a sense of humor or saw a way out once she saw you! Lol

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WickedBrut1350 reads

I think it was the latter. Lol

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inicky461294 reads

I said, "Nice dress!"
She said: "I don't know.  Do you think it makes me look fat?"
I said, "No, it's your huge ass that makes you look fat."
She hit me

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skyjockey461184 reads

My last visit went like this

I walked in and saw her and said  "You are beautiful"  and she said  "You're not going to hurt me are you?"

I hate it when I mix up the damn room numbers.   Officer Smith are you reading this?

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Cosette1201 reads

Related Link: This

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floyd10391362 reads

way to a mans heart?  Do you carry a straight razor too. :-)

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Cosette1236 reads

But I find that kissing works too.

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floyd10391408 reads

Can't type for laughing!!!  I do appreciate a lady that knows many paths and the correct time to use each one.  Stay safe and have fun.

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Jacque_Jenesais1342 reads

Ah shit. I didn't see this!

Great minds think alike! :D

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Jacque_Jenesais1298 reads

Help me pick out some shoes! Lol e

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Pimpathy1154 reads

Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc83xT5teyw&feature=kp

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JackDunphy1579 reads

that he asks her out to dinner OTC?

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0603450onThe1376 reads

Hard on the outside but soft on the inside. They key to the inside? Well, can't give you that answer now can I.  

;)

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JackDunphy1336 reads

How about this. I pay 1/2 your rate, you pay for dinner. We'll have a hoot. You'll love me. I'll make you laugh. I'll show you around the sandbox. We'll get all liquored up and you can give me the key to your inside.  

When we're done, I'll take you back to my hip pad, I'll introduce you to my parents and then I'll show you my new asshat trophy and T-shirt. Wadda ya say?

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0603450onThe1448 reads

Fully. I highly doubt you're up for that. And no, you're not Mr. Tidwell. Nice try though.  

And we don't 'need' to do anything. ;

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Senator.Blutarsky1447 reads

Soft kisses and gentle caresses tend to melt even to hardest of exteriors in my experience.

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0603450onThe1381 reads

My exterior is really not all that hard ;) Only with the players on here who are nasty. A woman has to stick up for herself somehow right? I wouldn't want to be called a pussy for no reason lol.

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Senator.Blutarsky1465 reads

I really like a women who is equal parts hard & soft... Feisty & submissive... Reserved & passionate....  

You get the idea... :)

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0603450onThe1826 reads

perfect. You know me well Senator.  

Looking forward to it, and yes the anticipation is the best part.  

;)

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Jacque_Jenesais1275 reads

This is cute lol

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0603450onThe1196 reads

melting a lil bit, and a smile of course as I'm melting. ;)

With words like that, when is our date anyhow? I have a feeling it would be one to not forget.....

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Senator.Blutarsky1044 reads

And our passion builds as we explore...

I'll leave you with that in anticipation of our time together...

Soon, my darling...

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JackDunphy942 reads

But I'll give you this. You must have poured water on her. Why else would she be melting?

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Jacque_Jenesais1280 reads

Taylor's super hot

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Senator.Blutarsky1123 reads

I would love to hose you down. :)

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0603450onThe1067 reads

to meet her next week. She's my kinda peeps...beauty inside and out with a strong mind of her own. Love that.  

I'll try and capture the warmth of the sun out west, put it in a bottle and bring it back here during your stay (but I can't make any promises lol). See ya soon beautiful...

;)

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inicky461326 reads

She's no shrinking violet for sure.  But I've never flamed her that I can recall.

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0603450onThe1355 reads

Nick, you openly attack every single post I write and even when I'm not on here, you still attack my name and me. I don't understand it and I won't question it. But when you attack, I will defend. That's just how it is, and that's what our threads and posts will always end up being. This has nothing to do with 'conduct'. Don't attack, there'd be no defense, and the conduct will be as it's supposed to be. If you would just let 'it' be. It's really that simple.  

Now, I responded only to set the record straight, hopefully for the last time. Let it go. I mean LET IT GO. Really. You are coming off rather stalkerish and it's creepin me out now, no joke. Find something else to entertain yourself with, other than me. I didn't read your other response and won't. Nor will I read anything else from you from this point on. Now move on.

It's done Nick. Thanks in advance.

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inicky461284 reads

Hell no

Related Link: Over? It's over when WE say it's over!

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inicky461141 reads

Related Link: I'm MELTING!

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Senator.Blutarsky1298 reads

Related Link: http://youtu.be/0z39mhyAt9g

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inicky46997 reads

Related Link: Melting Nazis.

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0603450onThe1149 reads

Senator, I am smiling again.

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inicky461291 reads

Yes, I've used that clip on you in the recent past.  But in the above post your name isn't mentioned. I wasn't thinking about you. Sometimes it's only about melting.  Geezk

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0603450onThe1182 reads

woman a compliment, perhaps you could take a lesson from the Senator, however, he'd have his work cut out for him and then some. Clearly.

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Senator.Blutarsky1034 reads

Related Link: Guess what I am now?

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Jacque_Jenesais1470 reads

First there has to be ice, so bring a cooler or open the freezer and take some ice out.

If the girl doesn't provide out of an apartment or suite, you may have to bring something sharp and hard.

Go to a hard surface. Here's how you do it.
- Grab the ice
- place ice on hard surface
- Grab sharp, hard object (I suggest not using your penis. You want the object to stay hard.)
- Start stabbing the ice with the sharp object.

- When no hard, sharp object object is available -  
1. Grab ice from cooler or freezer
 - Walk to a hard floor
 - Slam ice on the floor
or
 - Throw ice out the window. (This option is highly suggested to avoid reaction #1, 2, or 3 below.)

Possible reactions from provider
- Provider freaks out and calls a friend to get you out of there
- Provider runs out of the room in fear that you're going to do something crazy
- Provider simply thinks you're crazy
- Provider asks "What the hell are you doing?" Your response: "I'm breaking the ice." You both laugh and the ice is broken. You two then use the ice to melt on each other.

Done!

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russbbj1656 reads

Drop the envelope go take a quick shower, even though typically I just have very recently. But I prefer that she knows two things, one that I'm freshly clean and two that she knows it's all there. Everytime I've taken that approach and I see her after the shower it's "game on", and I really like game on.

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TheHoundOfCullin1174 reads

I just show up...
It just like trying to get home from work to a new place in unfamiliar areas..
When I try to plan it all out in my head... The trip goes to shit.
I get lost...

When I just go.. Don't think. I get home with no trouble.
I find myself doing what comes naturally...

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TheHoundOfCullin964 reads

Thanks I guess..
I'm flattered.

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Jacque_Jenesais1324 reads

Please like my post

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Jstgttnstrtd1342 reads

just smile, and act like a normal person?  Be pleasant?
I don't know, this thing doesn't seem too complicated to me.
Or maybe I'm just getting too blasé (all of one year into this).
I try to go a little slow, let us get aquatinted, let things warm up in a natural way that she is comfortable with.
Pretty simple.

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anonymousfun1235 reads

If it is really big one then, a sledge hammer

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