No mean feat in today's market.

Now, to find an apartment with a rent of 25 cents a month.

click link

You 2 are boring us to death. Please take your inane drivel to another site. (Maybe a ladies board?).

A couple of suggestions:

#1-
Stop reading this board and move on to another more to your liking.

#2-
Start your OWN board. Moderate the hell out of it and only allow those posts that meet your narrow criteria for acceptable posts.

#3-
Read the previous posts here about "ending it all" and study them carefully.
#3A-
After careful study of the methods outlined in them, pick one of the methods outlined and end it all. Put us out of your misery.

#4-
Switch to de-caf.


C_K

Paris might have an opening.... Bwahahahaha!

get a subscription today and begin to read....

You may also wish to keep these numbers handy... put em on your speed dial.... especially if you are going out....

http://www.allaboutcounseling.com/crisis_hotlines.htm

was that the house that sold on EBAY for 1.75?
( hehehe, couldnt resist)

Why just the otherday - we were thinking about buying General Electric... but warren Buffet beat us to it! lol!!!

well then he can buy fed ex, and ups and call it
FED UP.
yeah, I know, I need a cup of coffee, or something,lol

We have no food for you.

-- Modified on 10/2/2008 12:34:09 PM

will either make for a fat troll or like with "tribbles" make for more trolls. Neither is a desirable outcome.

but I couldn't STOP myself. LOL

Maybe I need to start a group for that and call it TFA - Troll Feeders Anonymous.


C_K

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .

Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

Finally...
Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang

Now if I could just do something about that dandruff.....

Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain

And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain

I'd unravel every riddle
For any individual
In trouble or in pain
Oh, I could tell you why the ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more

I would not be just a nothin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain

I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain

Gosh, it would be awful gleesim
To reason out the reason
For things I can't explain

Then perhaps I'll deserve you
And be even worthy of you
If I only had a brain




-- Modified on 10/2/2008 1:06:38 PM

as you can see above, I've sent him skipping down the yellow brick road because he didn't consult with me before he made his rude post.

Had he consulted with me, I would have explained to him that he is indeed a moron for appointing himself a Board Barney Fife and attempting to curtail, limit, or otherwise impose his own standards on an open forum.  I would have further explained that since this is the General Discussion Board, which is moderated, there is already a competent authority as to what is appropriate or not.

Please forgive him.  I've been trying to convince him that he needs a twelve step program like IA (Idiot's Anonymous) but he won't listen.  Oh well, please carry on.




-- Modified on 10/2/2008 1:07:11 PM

Boy, he got under your skin!  Never saw you that cranked before.  (at least not mad wise, lol)  Sounds like you need to do what was suggested in another post below... Help get rid of that stress and anger.  A certain chair with your name on it comes to mind...


Kari

Yes I look forward to the chair!
I'm sure the stress and anger will be gone very quickly...

Although I REALLY wasn't that cranked, not really, just MOSTLY cranked...

I just felt like feeding the troll some of my vitriol laced with a bit of humor.
Trolls hate humor - I don't think they get it.


LOL

C_K


-- Modified on 10/2/2008 3:52:50 PM

but somehow I doubt he found any of what you fed him appetizing. lol

you are definitely not boring!