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Russell........."let it go."
We know what it was a response to, I just don't think she appreciated it!
Just next time you want to get verbally kinky with her....do it in private after you give her the envelope.

Whenever I do cunnilingus for more than about 5 minutes, my neck starts to hurt.  Yes I know it is worth it (LOL).  But what are the positions you folks use?  If she lays on the bed, the angle is just not right.  It's better if she sits on my face, but not sure how comfortable it is for her.  69 is good, but even that makes my neck sore.  Thanks for any suggestions.

...let her lay on her back at the edge of the bed. She can pull her legs up or have her feet on the floor. You sit on the floor between her legs. This way your head is up & neck is straight. It does depend on how high the bed is & how tall you are. (You could be on the floor on your knees if necessary.)

a pillow on the floor for my knees also helps.

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I also like either holding her legs up myself or have her rest them on my shoulders. I can stay down there forever with no discomfort.

1) If she's on her back, put a pillow under her ass to raise her pussy.
2) If in 69, put a pillow under your neck for support
3) Try doing some neck exercises.  Sounds like you could be in better shape.

If she is lying on the bed, and I'm on the bed, I just lift her by the ass and put my face into her pussy, especially if she is a spinner. Or I just push her legs back, which raises her butt up a little and exposes her vagina a bit,  and dive in while I'm prone (she is supine). But to do a real good job, I pull her to the end of the bed so that the legs hang over; I get off the bed, get on my knees, spread her legs, and start licking. Your neck won't get sore (though your knees might), and she is in a comfortable position, without being pushed and pulled. Of course, you miss the body-on-body sensation, but the women I've been with didn't seem to mind too much

You set up an appointment ............
You give her details about yourself ..............
You drive to her incall............
You place, YOUR hard earned cash on her nightstand...............
My cash, My decision, and my wishes !!! NOT HERS !!!!
At this point MY dick needs to be in her mouth with a fury ..............
I really dont give a rats ass about her favorite "position"  for DATY .....SHE IS A HOOKER !!!!
GEEEzzz man your paying her , SHE IS A HOOKER !!!
WHO GIVES A RATS ASS WHAT SHE WANTS !!!!

Kudos for the dumbest question of the month if not the year !!!!

Posted By: Tufu
If she is lying on the bed, and I'm on the bed, I just lift her by the ass and put my face into her pussy, especially if she is a spinner. Or I just push her legs back, which raises her butt up a little and exposes her vagina a bit,  and dive in while I'm prone (she is supine). But to do a real good job, I pull her to the end of the bed so that the legs hang over; I get off the bed, get on my knees, spread her legs, and start licking. Your neck won't get sore (though your knees might), and she is in a comfortable position, without being pushed and pulled. Of course, you miss the body-on-body sensation, but the women I've been with didn't seem to mind too much.  
 

Mrguybeinggay has it all figured out after 4 friggen reviews.
STFU dude.

4 whores = 4 events to my advantage.  I dont "review" unless there is something in it for me !
Dont believe everything you hear and read. TER has its advantages and disadvantages.

These "chicks" are PAID whores !!! PAID HOOKERS !!!
I have NO feelings for that other than splooging on their face and leaving !
Its what I PAID FOR !!! SUCK my dick and leave whore !!!
Do you form a bond with your mechanic ?
Do you form a bond with your barber ?
Why not ...................????
You PAID them to perform their fucking job , thats why  !!!!
Now we got guys wanting to write erotic novels and the best position for HER .............WHAT THE FUCK ?????

SHE IS A PAID WHORE !!! Nothing more, nothing less, but a fucking WHORE who I pay to suck my dick !
If you choose to decide that she is anything more ,thats YOUR desicion, but in my mind she is, and ALWAYS will be a whore and prostitute who I pay for SEX !

Truth be told, there is nothing "wrong' per se with that attitude...this business takes all kinds. It's just funny how guys like you think you represent the majority, and you don't. You only represent the cheap, bang for the buck crowd, who most providers are not desperate enough to bother with. Yes, anyone who has to see guys with that attitude is very much D E S P E R A T E.

and in my mind You will always be an insecure ass

...neither did the OP. I daty because I want to. I fuck her in the position I described as well. She can suck my dick with us trading places in the position I described. Where in the OP or in the post you're replying to did anyone say something about what she wants. (It could be what she wants but that isn't how the subject was approached.) You sound more like a guybeinganass.

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Some of us get nothing out of BJ's. It's a warm up for us, and some ladies really love doing it and get soaked and horny in the process. So I let them do it, but I don't enjoy it. I much prefer eating them until they scream or moan and nearly crush my skull with their thighs.

You should change your handle to 'guybeingadickwad' lol. Just saying. Who cares about what a hooker thinks? Guys spending more than 200 bucks, that's who. You can't possibly think guys pay a shit load for just sex, can you? Bwhahahahaha.

"You can't possibly think guys pay a shit load for just sex, can you? Bwhahahahaha. "

Define "shit load", but irregardless I'm paying MY hard earned cash for sex ! My "shit load" is another mans chump change, but the moral to the delimma is I AM PAYING FOR MY SEXUAL DESIRES AND NOT HERS !!! Again, MY, yes MY, desires , MY cash ..........I don't care about the hooker ! Your getting paid to suck my dick !
My mechanic gets paid to repair my car and NOT complain aout me buying him a steak for lunch ! I pay my attorney and if he complains about his car not being washed or his wifes spending spree that I was suppose to somehow pay for ...........FUCK YOU ~ NEXT ATTORNEY PLEASE !

"Who cares about what a hooker thinks?"............I don't ! Sorry, but Im entitled to my thoughts and opinions just like you are .

The $200 or $300 or even $500 is irrelevant to the subject at hand . One mans hard earned money to anothers man is apples and oranges and not relevant to a best position for DATY now is it ?

Bottom line ..............................The hooker wants to feel she is somehow meaningful and important in the job she does for the client ..................YOUR NOT !
ITS A FUCKING JOB AND YOUR A HOOKER !!

Damn ,should I praise and buy concert tickets for the idiot who makes my Big Mac at McDonalds ? Then you should as well ! Oh wait, he's just a burger dude and that's what hes paid for to begin with

London, we have a real winner here!!!  ( I'm referring to guybeingaGAY )

I'm not sure eating out a "whore" as guy so romantically describes them precludes other sexual activities. I just happen to enjoy feasting on a clean, shaved, tasty pussy. And then some. People need to relax--it's my money, my time, and my fun, and I hope it is also enjoyable for my partner.

So you are paying for your sexual pleasure?  Great, you should keep on doing that....  But just don't judge the rest of is so harshly when we say that we are paying for more than just sex and that we get pleasure from knowing (or believing as the case may be) that we are creating sexual pleasure.

You make the comparison to a burger flipper at McDonalds, or your attorney or your mechanic.  Well perhaps you would get better burgers, better legal advice and better performance from your car if you actually did relate to those guys at some level beyond a one-trick financial transaction.  And who knows, you might be happier too if you thought about people as people.

And, by the way, to your comment: "Bottom line ..............................The hooker wants to feel she is somehow meaningful and important in the job she does for the client ..................YOUR [sic] NOT !  
ITS A FUCKING JOB AND YOUR [sic] A HOOKER !!",
Two thoughts: 1 - to many people, having an intimate encounter with a beautiful and caring person is a very meaningful and important thing.  So much so that they spend a huge amount of time finding the right provider and paying a lot of money.  2 - if you really feel that way, then YOU ARE A LOWLIFE JOHN WHO COULDN'T GET SEX WITHOUT PAYING FOR IT.

So on behalf of the majority of guys on here who do care about the women they spend time with, I say to you:  get the fuck back into the stinking hole you crawled out of.

So on behalf of the majority of guys on here who do care about the women they spend time with,
See this is what I'm talking about .....
You speak for what YOU percieve as the "majority" ....how presumptuous !!!
London speaks for men and express's her opinion too !

You sir can only speak for yourself but took it upon your self to say the majority of men here ...
How do you know that the majority of men here are repulsed at the mere bought of performing DATY when my or some other Johns dick was just removed from the pussy you so diligently want to eat !
That's fucking sick man !!!
Oh but she showered and douched and NEVER does bareback and is low volume !!!
Your fucking hilarious and please .......your an idiot who just said the majority of men here don't consider these things and enjoy pleasing a whore who we pay -PPPHHAALLEEEAASSEE !
Stick your face where my dick just was doing bareback 20 minutes ago you fuckng idiot !!!

Posted By: carndakine
So you are paying for your sexual pleasure?  Great, you should keep on doing that....  But just don't judge the rest of is so harshly when we say that we are paying for more than just sex and that we get pleasure from knowing (or believing as the case may be) that we are creating sexual pleasure.  
   
 You make the comparison to a burger flipper at McDonalds, or your attorney or your mechanic.  Well perhaps you would get better burgers, better legal advice and better performance from your car if you actually did relate to those guys at some level beyond a one-trick financial transaction.  And who knows, you might be happier too if you thought about people as people.  
   
 And, by the way, to your comment: "Bottom line ..............................The hooker wants to feel she is somehow meaningful and important in the job she does for the client ..................YOUR [sic] NOT !  
 ITS A FUCKING JOB AND YOUR [sic] A HOOKER !!",  
 Two thoughts: 1 - to many people, having an intimate encounter with a beautiful and caring person is a very meaningful and important thing.  So much so that they spend a huge amount of time finding the right provider and paying a lot of money.  2 - if you really feel that way, then YOU ARE A LOWLIFE JOHN WHO COULDN'T GET SEX WITHOUT PAYING FOR IT.  
   
 So on behalf of the majority of guys on here who do care about the women they spend time with, I say to you:  get the fuck back into the stinking hole you crawled out of.

You are a living argument for postnatal abortion.

But you are right, I don't know much about the majority of guys on here.  Maybe even less than you do.  So let me restate: on behalf of myself and anyone else who cares for the providers they spend time with: get back in your box and keep your opinion to yourself until you can express it like a grow up.

My statement "You can't actually think guys pay a shit load for just sex" is confirmed by the fact that those only looking for a hole to fill can find that at a cheap rate. A guy is not going to shuck out big bucks just to fk when he can easily buy 30 minutes and get his nut, and be done with it. Guys who spend the big bucks want COMPANIONSHIP, which is also confirmed by their reviews and the price point noted in those reviews....it's called obvious research that is in your face.  

Not all guys have that mentality, and thank goodness. Usually the ones who think like that are also the cheapest and hardest to please of the bunch, which is why more and more providers are pricing themselves out of that market. Again, thanks for making my point.  

No shit you are paying for a service, but if you are lying and saying you want GFE when you really want a PSE for the GFE rate, then you're a scumbag.

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For one your a hooker and interjected a guys thoughts or spending habits .
Your on the opposite side of the net sweetheart !
To state your opinion on the guys thoughts is ludicrous and completely insane ! How ( as a woman and provider ) can you even think to interject what a guy thinks with any substance !
News flash ...... Many of your clients walk through the door KNOWING AND THINKING your a whore ! We play the role just like you do as your teeth are millimeters away from our dick !
I have more intelligence than to even think I know what your thought process is but you seem to have a big mouth and can speak for the guys .......your big mouth is good for one thing .....speaking for a guys thoughts is not it sweetie !
Stick to what you know - YOUR THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS !
I have not a clue what goes on in a hookers mind and therefore listen instead of interjecting my meaningless opinions !

Posted By: London Rayne
You should change your handle to 'guybeingadickwad' lol. Just saying. Who cares about what a hooker thinks? Guys spending more than 200 bucks, that's who. You can't possibly think guys pay a shit load for just sex, can you? Bwhahahahaha.

Oh really, then tell me why it is that guys who buy dinner dates and overnights want the LEAST amount of actual sex, and the cheap fks who can only afford the occasional hour at 2-300, are the most demanding? I can easily speak for men's habits you moron, because for 10 years I have studied the markets as both a provider and as somene who ran a high volume agency! I saw first hand how guys treated those girls, how they treated me at x price point, and how they treat me now. If that's not research up close and personal, I don't know what is. How do you think research studies are conducted? Through watching and being right there in the midst of behavior patterns...damn, you're dumber than I thought lol. So, a female psychologist can't write a book on men's habits, after interviewing THOUSANDS of them?  A male hobbyist who has been here 20 years can't speak on the behavior patterns of the thousands of hookers he has seen? Just wow lol. I guess science and market trends are not your forte. :)  

I had a guy not only pay to fly me to another state for an overnight a few weeks ago, but he also tipped me 1500! Wanna know how much actual play time we had in 20 hours? Less than 2 hours, and he both kissed me and went down on me lol.  

On the flip side, I have had idiots like you (when I charged by the hour) expect 3 nuts in 60 min. which ALWAYS went over tme, never tipped, and still had the nerve to talk shit in a review. Now, you tell me which group is the most demanding for the least donation? Thanks.  

I have studied every market from the 200 a pop FBSM with no sex, the $250 one pop, no gfe to the 1500 multi-hour, and even the sugar daddy relationship, You've studied nothing but YOUR spending habits and your desperate c*ck. Please dude...you make this far too easy. Who other than a provider can speak for the spending and sexual habits of HUNDREDS of men? Can you? Nope, you can only speak for yourself as you've never been paid to fk other men...we have!  

So, I was not trying to speak for you at all...I just think your attitude represents the cheap, self entitled hourly client who is never satisfied, and who most of us have priced ourselves not to see. Not only that, but I had also studied men's habits in different cities and demographics, how many booked multi hours in x city, how many tipped, how much actual work was done per price point, etc. so please...I am far more experienced and versed to speak on this subject than you, because you don't get paid to suck d*ck! I am also writing a book on you ha ha ha ha.  

How oblivious are you? This very thread represents a majority of guys who are NOT like you...wow, talk about numbers right in your face, and you still deny that is not a clear statistic? Bwhahahaha. Let's see....if we do a survey of 20 men and 18 say they do not feel like you do, is that not a MAJORITY? Granted, that's far too small of a sample size, but I am giving you an easy number so you can follow it. Figured I would start small lol.  

 



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Posted By: London Rayne
Oh really, then tell me why it is that guys who buy dinner dates and overnights want the LEAST amount of actual sex, and the cheap fks who can only afford the occasional hour at 2-300, are the most demanding? I can easily speak for men's habits you moron, because for 10 years I have studied the markets as both a provider and as somene who ran a high volume agency! I saw first hand how guys treated those girls, how they treated me at x price point, and how they treat me now. If that's not research up close and personal, I don't know what is. How do you think research studies are conducted? Through watching and being right there in the midst of behavior patterns...damn, you're dumber than I thought lol. So, a female psychologist can't write a book on men's habits, after interviewing THOUSANDS of them?  A male hobbyist who has been here 20 years can't speak on the behavior patterns of the thousands of hookers he has seen? Just wow lol. I guess science and market trends are not your forte. :)  
   
 I had a guy not only pay to fly me to another state for an overnight a few weeks ago, but he also tipped me 1500! Wanna know how much actual play time we had in 20 hours? Less than 2 hours, and he both kissed me and went down on me lol.  
   
 On the flip side, I have had idiots like you (when I charged by the hour) expect 3 nuts in 60 min. which ALWAYS went over tme, never tipped, and still had the nerve to talk shit in a review. Now, you tell me which group is the most demanding for the least donation? Thanks.  
   
 I have studied every market from the 200 a pop FBSM with no sex, the $250 one pop, no gfe to the 1500 multi-hour, and even the sugar daddy relationship, You've studied nothing but YOUR spending habits and your desperate c*ck. Please dude...you make this far too easy. Who other than a provider can speak for the spending and sexual habits of HUNDREDS of men? Can you? Nope, you can only speak for yourself as you've never been paid to fk other men...we have!  
   
 So, I was not trying to speak for you at all...I just think your attitude represents the cheap, self entitled hourly client who is never satisfied, and who most of us have priced ourselves not to see. Not only that, but I had also studied men's habits in different cities and demographics, how many booked multi hours in x city, how many tipped, how much actual work was done per price point, etc. so please...I am far more experienced and versed to speak on this subject than you, because you don't get paid to suck d*ck! I am also writing a book on you ha ha ha ha.  
   
 How oblivious are you? This very thread represents a majority of guys who are NOT like you...wow, talk about numbers right in your face, and you still deny that is not a clear statistic? Bwhahahaha. Let's see....if we do a survey of 20 men and 18 say they do not feel like you do, is that not a MAJORITY? Granted, that's far too small of a sample size, but I am giving you an easy number so you can follow it. Figured I would start small lol.  
   
   
   
 

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Wow guybeingamoron, you really rocked her with that reply

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I mean, for the love of Christ what about "I like eating pussy but it hurts my neck what positions should I try?" Makes you think he's doing it for her to the point that you need to rant on and on about how we are just hookers?  

I am ALL FOR people knowing where they stand in this game. Just look at any of my posts. But that doesn't mean you go full retard over nothing, ya jackass.  

Save it for some dumbass who is mad that his hookers not in love with him cause he stalks her, or some dumb bitch who can't figure out why no one gives a shit that she finally got an honest review cause she wore sweat pants to the office.  

It's like everyone is locked inside with the weather and just dying to show why this country is failing.

Just face fuck & fuck her when an envelope is involved.

London.....couldn't you give us a guys a break, & fake an O in the first 5 minutes so we can get our rocks off!

Hey JimBob.........the answer to that would be, "fuck you."
Their, I answered your question so she didn't have to. ( although she would of said the same thing )

Well fine, asshole! I am charging you for a PSE and you don't get any champagne! Heh! If a guy does not go down on me and give it some effort, I wipe my ass with his toothbrush bwahahhaa.

Hey...all Im asking is you fake an O  in the first 5  min. of eating chow, so  i don't get lock jaw, then we can get down to business of it's all about me on my dime.

Are we copesetic?

but I tend to be less of a bitch after I cum, so it's a win/win. You might get an extra hour, and I just might pay for dinner that way.

Note to self: remember this post
 

Posted By: London Rayne
Well fine, asshole! I am charging you for a PSE and you don't get any champagne! Heh! If a guy does not go down on me and give it some effort, I wipe my ass with his toothbrush bwahahhaa.

than I had originally planned. I can only imagine hot your "cum face" is, so I'd better make sure I have enough time to see it at least once.

Is to straddle my face as I lay on the bed.  She faces the headboard and leans into the wall while I go to town. I have a pillow under my head for support.  She comes in about 2 minutes from this.

when the woman straddles my head, two reasons. first no neck strain but most importantly she rides my face and assists me at getting her off. an added bonus is that it's a great view

Does that handle russbbj mean that you give bbj??
BTW, it's BBBJ.

each can use the other's leg as a pillow.  I've done well with it depending on the partner's participation.

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Posted By: ron56789
Whenever I do cunnilingus for more than about 5 minutes, my neck starts to hurt.  Yes I know it is worth it (LOL).  But what are the positions you folks use?  If she lays on the bed, the angle is just not right.  It's better if she sits on my face, but not sure how comfortable it is for her.  69 is good, but even that makes my neck sore.  Thanks for any suggestions.

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