there's a woman that i use to see as an escort off-and-on for a while, and while that was most of our relationship, we were also friendly. i loaned her money, we were facebook friends, and there was a point when we even considered dating, but nothing ever came of it. we haven't talked for a couple of years, and last time we did she was married and there seemed to be a marital issue that i stepped in the middle of when i sent her my final facebook message (nothing to do with the hobby, or inappropriate on my end at least, although she did suggest i come see her sometime). her husband responded that he wanted me to back off, so i did, and that's the last time we had any contact.  

You don't want drama with her husband.

That way you won't have to deal with any backlash and you will feel like you helped.

According to George Constanza, thats the second best kind of sex you can have, trailing fugitive sex of course.  

If the hookers followed that advice I would be forced to jerk off to Glamour.  

That was a rhetorical question.  Also, I tend to like assholes cuz I are one.

But I did nail this one broad in her dorm. LOL

You come home and the husband with a crowbar is waiting to bash your face in. Best to avoid the situation.

I am talking about nailing that hot little beaver while she is still behind bars.

I started reading and thinking yea, her interest level seems low, then I read you haven't talked in two years and then I read she was in prison and I was like damn! What exactly does it take to lower your interest level? LOL

I know they have cards for damn near everything - but jail?

Maybe, but it does look like you’re hesitant and afraid because she is married and you’re worried that a jealous husband may find out that you’re been in contact with her, and it does sound like you’re a softy that doesn’t have a life; therefore, why not consider choosing to write or become pen pals to one of the many lonely women behind bars that may have no one. (If TER doesn’t delete my attached website?)  

allows conjugal visits.  If it is, then ask her to put you on her visitors list (only the prisoner can add or delete you as a visitor - her husband has no say-so in the matter).  Its best to get there when they first open for prison visits for a couple of reasons.  First, processing to get in can take some time as there is usually a queue.  Second, if her husband gets there first for a conjugal visit you will have to wait until he's finished because they only allow one conjugal visitor at a time.  There's no rule against MSOG, so you could end up wasting a half a day if you don't get there first.  Then if all goes well and you end up having great sex with her in the conjugal visitor hut, then the final step is to ask her to put my name on her visitor list, too.  

You need her inmate ID # and you're not getting that unless she gives it to you first. And no, you can't just stop by for a visit either.

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actually, i found the id# online in a matter of minutes.

lol....tell all the lonely women hi for me.

thank you for the serious response. it's a good suggestion i hadn't necessarily thought of.

...Parker Brothers does:

I guess if you and Jack are negotiating during prison sex, you can both have a turn being the asshole.

Congratulations! Now go sit in the corner.


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and to the other person who asked about the "envelope", it's simple, just put some money on her commissary. Easy.

This needs to have another option:  Ask Julia to remove them from her purse

Prisoners are not usually allowed to possess cash, only quarters that they can use in vending machines. But you can't walk in with 25 pounds if quarters either. If she wants money, you have to deposit money into her commissary account, where can buy the things she needs.  

Send her a letter.  You know it is incredibly boring in prison and so letters are always appreciated.

Just went to CC`s meet-an-inmate link. Sad, really sad. I know, I know, "can`t do the time, don`t do the crime"
but still really sad stuff. I looked at their pics and read the pleas of many of these poor girls. Some of them are in for 5, 10 yrs and one I saw is in for 20! UGH!! The contents on that site is really upsetting.  Anybody who pen pals one these girls deserves good karma forever. Maybe I can talk myself into writing to one.

He won't show up...just like you didn't Dave.

I hear what you’re saying, and look at it this way, someone who is incarcerated has more time on her hands. A letter from an outsider can mean so much more because of the limitations on freedom and social connections, than getting a letter on the outside and also having all the freedom and other distractions that go on with living.  
   
Now if hoosierjl79 wants to get in touch with the women he has known as a previous escort, now an inmate; she’ll have more time on her hands and just may appreciate his concern and contact all the more, even if she’s still married (She is not forgotten)

Well, if you have the mailing address go for it. Just don't try to mail
Anything in on the sly.  The hacks have seen all the tricks and attempting to introduce "contraband" can jam you up. Cash, stamps and other things we take for granted in the real world can be against policy for an inmate to have. Remember that someone will be reading what you write and they have no sense of humor ... so no jokes about buryed bodies.  
 

You seal it with liquid LSD (ditto for the stamps) and tell her to cut them up and sell them to the other inmates. She may be a little pissed off when she gets out of the hole,but it was pretty funny ...

It sounds like she is in county jail so no boom boom visits for her.  
Boom

I just gotta say though, hubby sounds like a real ahole and he's probably the reason she did time. Nevertheless, it probably wasn't even worth it to send a card, to have some psycho jerk foaming at the month.

Worse than a fraud.