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Re: How do you answer this?
Funcooker69 4 Reviews 193 reads
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Substitute smurf for all the naughty words; ie..I want to smurf you in the smurf, then take your smurf and rub it on my smurf. Explicit yet discreet, works every time :)

Tessen1529 reads

Among the required information:

"7. Expectations: Be precise but, discreet!"

So I'm curious. How would you describe your expectations precisely, yet discreetly?

-tessen

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Ashlyn311 reads

GFE, PSE, or nothing at all. She must not have thought that through.

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mrfisher326 reads

I suppose the best way might be to refer to a very good review she has and just say that you would hope to reproduce that experience with her.

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channelguy301 reads

you say  "I'd like to make sure that when your advertisement says "I can suck you off in 3 minutes" that you'll put my wee wee in your mouth and perform a suction process"

Or "the last review said you stuck a 12 inch electric cattle prod in his ass and shocked him for 1 hour"     I'd like the same.


Slightly discreet with a mild hint of raspberry and vaginal saltiness. I score it a 94!

Couldn't sleep, it's 5.25am

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OSP215 reads

Can't sleep either.


Just tell her you expect to see GOD!!!!!

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Bodercollie159 reads

Veronica Monet point out in her book entitled “Sex Secrets of Escorts: What Men Really Want” that hobbyist will not verbalized their wants, precise or discrete. Consequently it is a futile effort for a Provider to ask a client what he wants and be precise and discrete. Such condition only make it harder to verbalize.  It may be better if the lady said be precise and blunt!

Veronica Monet points out her success as an escort (earning up to $2500/hr years ago, she is retired) was that she was  successful in using her woman intuition to give her clients what they want and but would not verbalized.  Personally I don’t think it was intuition but years of experience that made her very perceptive of what was in her client’s mind. That I think is one thing that defines a great Provider.

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Khori227 reads

Contradiction in terms.....  


Whisper?  lol...

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Funcooker69194 reads

Substitute smurf for all the naughty words; ie..I want to smurf you in the smurf, then take your smurf and rub it on my smurf. Explicit yet discreet, works every time :)

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TrulyMsMocha151 reads

ha that's cute.

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Nicolemc8999203 reads

I could be way off base but you could say 'fantasies I would like to discuss/talk about during our time together are.....'

Or 'when we are together can we talk about your experiences in XYZ'

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johngaltnh243 reads

A woman knows my expectations easily.

I expect her to be mature, intelligent, capable, ethical, and fun. If I didn't think she could meet those expectations, I wouldn't book her.

And if she DOES meet those expectations ... guess what? The appointment will be fine!

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johngaltnh233 reads

Believe me, get hold of an intelligent and capable woman; and she's an expert at such things.

I find that such women often have a passion for excellence in anything they do.

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Johns_Lawyer189 reads

my client's meetings.  Ethics, and high moral standards are of the utmost importance.  The reason he only has 4 reviews, is the fact that we have only been able to find 4 librarians that not only "put out" but will sign the pre engagement rules of conduct, and gag orders!

We are, however, conducting interviews at various nursing homes, and Mormon churches!

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Smarty1101186 reads

how do I get a hold of a copy of that there "GAG"? That seems like something that could cum in handy.

Or do you advise that I obtain my own "mouthpiece" for gagging. Yozer, I love when lawyers get filthy.

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