and many law school graduates can't find jobs, why don't universities offer courses in prostitution?  I'll bet prostitution majors would be the only ones with 100% job placement rates.  

 
That...I said that was a joke, son.

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How do I join the faculty of the prostitution department?  I believe I posses the academic and practical training for the position.  Does grading follow the TER ratings format?  Are there standardized tests to avoid grade inflation? Is hooker math a required course?  Oral exams will of course be part of the curriculum.  Perhaps the college can offer a dual major program combining law and prostitution -- each fuck their clients!

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Show us an example of Hooker Math and I'll share mine

$300/6 pr. shoes > $300 /1 pr. shoes

If she loses 10% of her business (does not matter how "busy" she is), for every $50 increase in her standard rate of $300, what should be her rate to maximize her income?

Answer:  raise it by $100, or $400 per hour.

But if she loses 20% of her business for every $50 increase, then ANY increase will cause her to lose money, but of course she will work 20% less as well.

The break even point is 16.67%.    

I think most of the girls have figured this out in their own way.

One hour $300
Two hours $700

What happens if you book, back to back single hour sessions?

HaHa - good one.

"I'll take 2 one hour visit please, and if you dont mind, I'm going out for dinner in between so can recharge;  see you in an HOUR for my second hour"

So how about it?

Well, mine is more practical.  

My rates are 250 at home.  So 50 is mine 200 the banks.  I never touch the bank money because it pays my life: mortgage, car, insurance etc.  But the 50 is unemotional spending.  However it does cover all cash life expenses, like groceries, gas, hooker supplies.  The best part is I strive for 3 appts a day.  150 a day, @ 4 days a week is 600/week unemotional spending.  I can buy whatever I want !!  

But ... pout if I only see one gentleman a day.  There is simply tears at the end of the month ... Feel for me **hahahah**

So mine is close to the shoes analogy, 1 pair of shoes for 300.  Though I dont buy shoes.  I have different weird things I always have my eye on.